[quote=news]ST. LUCIE COUNTY - A 30-year-old man was arrested on a host of charges after a bag of cocaine "shot out" of his backside in a gas station, according to an affidavit released today.
Investigators said they got a tip that cocaine was being transported in a brown Cadillac in the area of Interstate 95 and Midway Road, and investigators found the vehicle Thursday morning at a gas station at Midway and Glades Cut-Off roads.
The affidavit gave this account:
A man was pumping gas into the vehicle, and a drug-sniffing dog smelled narcotics in the vehicle and the area where the man, identified as Warren Leonard Wiley, stood. A search of Wiley turned up a crumpled dollar bill with cocaine in it.
"Wiley was then escorted to the men's room for a more detailed search," the affidavit states. "While being escorted, Wiley dropped his shorts in the middle of the store stating, 'I don't have nothing.' "
Wiley's backside appeared "clenched tight" as if he was hiding something. While walking, his backside relaxed and a clear bag with about 22 grams of cocaine in it "shot out" onto the store's floor.
"Wiley then kicked back with his foot trying to kick the bag back stating again, 'I don't have nothing,' " the affidavit states.
Investigators said they found a .38 caliber revolver loaded with five cartridges in his car's engine compartment that was reported stolen in November 2007.
Sheriff's investigators arrested Wiley, listed as an unemployed Palm Coast resident, on charges including possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of cocaine with intent to sell, possession of cocaine, carrying a concealed firearm, escape, criminal mischief, resisting arrest without violence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of stolen firearm.[/quote]
[url]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/sfl-crack-shoots-out-of-backside-bn100209,0,2192675.story[/url]
:whoptc:
I hate when that happens
[editline]4:10 PM[/editline]
I mean, when stuff shoot out of my ass.
That's a weird thing to explain to someone.
"hey man wheres the coke" "Oh it shot out of my ass"
Now that was crappy.
The s-
Wrong sun, sorry.
ON SUBJECT: what
wonder if the bullet is up there too
At what velocity did it shoot out of his ass?
I love how he pretended it didn't happen and kicked the bag away
[editline]10:14PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ratman_122;17679628]At what velocity did it shoot out of his ass?[/QUOTE]
Appx 2.9 x 10 ^ 8 m/s
That must have been a pain in the [b][i]arse[/i][/b]
He must have shit a kilo.
I wonder if this is common
That's some goooood shit
cocainus
:crossarms:
Dumb ass.
Sounds like a pretty bright guy.
I'd like to snort some of his shit
If only it was a hooker's ass...
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;17680834]If only it was a hooker's ass...[/QUOTE]
the flying fuck...
I wish I could shit cocaine, make money, get bitches
Based on those charges, I think he should be happy it was the cocaine that was shot out of his ass.
Oh god the story was funny enough but the replies made me laugh my ass off.
later, during a sting operation, two suspects were arrested after claiming "the goods smelt funny".
Too bad it wasn't recorded. :v:
That's not the only thing thats going to be going up his ass, IN PRISON !
[QUOTE=billeh!;17680870]the flying fuck...[/QUOTE]
Doing cocaine off a hooker's ass, y'know? easy dispenser of said cocaine being the ass itself, y'know?
The question is how did he get it in there?
[QUOTE=Rammaster;17683592]The question is how did he get it in there?[/QUOTE]
Are you serious?
He obviously ate a plastic bag, ate some coca leaves and jumped around a bit :downs:
Fucking hell
[QUOTE=Rammaster;17683592]The question is how did he get it in there?[/QUOTE]
Put it between his cheeks and clenched them.
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;17679595]That's a weird thing to explain to someone.
"hey man wheres the coke" "Oh it shot out of my ass"[/QUOTE]
"Dude, what the hell just launched itself out of your ass?"
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