Just post here if you have already smoke weed while or before working, and tell us what is your job.
Last summer I was working in a slaughtering establishment (of pig), this is the worst job on the earth but I was doing it, I'm just a student so isn't not bad to work at this place but, people who work here all day long are crazy, drugged,imported or they are leaving the jail. I'm a daily smoker but I wasn't smoking at school or at job. One day I had to work in the refrigirator with someone called : Izaak. This guys was awesum , he his like.. 22 year old he left school at 14 and now he usually plant trees like hippies. My job was repetitive and easy so I was able to smoke and do it well. So one day I decided to smoke with Izaak on the lunch time. My job was to hit dead pigs with a hummer and nobody watch me doing it exept Izaak so all the summer I was stoned with him that was awsum.
sorry for bad english, share your story
edit : hammer
[QUOTE=Kasumy;25666169]My job was to hit dead pigs with a hummer.[/QUOTE]
Just... Why?
lmao and I was stoned everyday at work this summer. I was a maintence worker at a baseball camp this summer and me and me co-workers would go behind the outfield and toke up. The worst thing that ever happened is we had one of the water lines that go to the irrigation system in the fields burst in my zone. Or the day I had a sexual harasment complaint filed agaisnt me cause some stupid bitch asked me to go to lunch and then backed out. That pissed me off.
[QUOTE=AbysalRush;25667688]Just... Why?[/QUOTE]
I have picture if you want =D but the hummer was leaving a 'mark' like: Canada 643* I had to do it 6 time on every one, 1500 pigs /day
I can kill someone with a hummer in 0.2 second
edit : hammer
Do you mean a hammer?
my job is smoking weed
[editline]27th October 2010[/editline]
i get really baked and work my ass off
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I have picture of dead pigs too
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Oh hammer. I kept thinking you were running them over... With a hummer.
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[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;25670002]my job is smoking weed
[editline]27th October 2010[/editline]
i get really baked and work my ass off[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Pepin;25670290]Oh hammer. I kept thinking you were running them over... With a hummer.
[img_thumb]http://www.dragtimes.com/images/13929-2005-Hummer-H2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Lmao, me too. I was like what the fuck is this guy trolling? He was so serious about hummer.
my friend is a cook at a fancy restaurant, and his boss *makes* him smoke weed because he says it makes him better at cooking
[QUOTE=Kasumy;25669395]I can kill someone with a hammer in 0.2 second[/QUOTE]
I can kill someone with my bare hands in 0.2 seconds.
[QUOTE=Pepin;25670290]Oh hammer. I kept thinking you were running them over... With a hummer.
[img_thumb]http://www.dragtimes.com/images/13929-2005-Hummer-H2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Exactly what I thought. I was thinking they had something on the tires, but the weight would probably crush the thing, after 6 runs it'd be a pulp
Ahahahah I'm so jesus high sorry for the mistake do you want epic picture ? =D
[QUOTE=Kasumy;25672540]Ahahahah I'm so jesus high[/QUOTE]
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It's cool :v:
I prep and serve lunch every day for a charter school (though I don't get paid so it isn't really a job) I normally keep myself buzzed throughout the day
It's cool :v:
I prep and serve lunch every day for a charter school (though I don't get paid so it isn't really a job) I normally keep myself buzzed throughout the day
Every Monday and Wednesday I teach at a local elementary school for three hours. Each time, I am high as fuck.
Oh, and every day week day I work at a local Harkins. I get to clean up popcorn, watch Saw 3D again and a-fucking-gain, and on some breaks, get lunch, and / or smoke some weed. I do it pretty much every other day.
this has got to be the funniest op ever.
the entire time i was reading i was thinking of a russian guy driving around some nice sunny pasture in a hummer running over pigs.
anyways, i've never had a job, i should get one...
smoking at job sucks.
Used to get stoned while working at this chemical factory that my mates dad owned, we were just basicly putting stickers on things it was good, playing football on the factory floor when we were left on our own was great fun. I really need another job.
lol jesus high
[QUOTE=Madcap;25699482]Used to get stoned while working at this chemical factory that my mates dad owned, we were just basicly putting stickers on things it was good, playing football on the factory floor when we were left on our own was great fun. I really need another job.[/QUOTE]
Please don't label potentially dangerous chemicals when under the influence. (If that's what you were doing)
Worked full time at a race track in the country all summer, mowed lawns, moved chairs and shit and did other landscaping jobs. Discovered many awesome places to get high all around the property.
[QUOTE=Lenni;25709653]Please don't label potentially dangerous chemicals when under the influence. (If that's what you were doing)[/QUOTE]
'Under the influence' wow, way to make it sound like he's actually doing something bad. People can handle themselves on weed, unlike almost every other drug.
[QUOTE=Lenni;25709653]Please don't label potentially dangerous chemicals when under the influence. (If that's what you were doing)[/QUOTE]
Yea we were basicly just given a load of bottles and loads of stickers, a job everyone could do perfectly well stoned.
[QUOTE=rnate;25713442]'Under the influence' wow, way to make it sound like he's actually doing something bad. People can handle themselves on weed, unlike almost every other drug.[/QUOTE]
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you actually believe that weed is [i]completely[/i] harmless (seriously??) or the irony that you think giving me blatantly incorrect information is going to convince me that OP wouldn't do the same. The fact is that cannabis affects short-term memory and cognitive ability, and I can't think of any [i]other[/i] factors (apart from physical inability) that would affect his ability to do that kind of work more than those two. Also, I have no idea what your problem with 'under the influence' is, and I've never seen a single stoner say anything against it either.
[QUOTE=Pepin;25670290]Oh hammer. I kept thinking you were running them over... With a hummer.
[img_thumb]http://www.dragtimes.com/images/13929-2005-Hummer-H2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Why the fuck was hammer misspelled so many times? Honestly thought the OP was actually talking about a Hummer..
Working high is really nice.
Working high in a restaurant on the other hand is winner.
[QUOTE=Lenni;25724006]I don't know what's worse, the fact that you actually believe that [b]weed is [i]completely[/i] harmless (seriously??) [/b]or the irony that you think giving me blatantly incorrect information is going to convince me that OP wouldn't do the same. The fact is that cannabis affects short-term memory and cognitive ability, and I can't think of any [i]other[/i] factors (apart from physical inability) that would affect his ability to do that kind of work more than those two. Also, I have no idea what your problem with 'under the influence' is, and I've never seen a single stoner say anything against it either.[/QUOTE]
I'll just stop here.
Although, I could've stopped right here:
[QUOTE=Lenni;25724006]Lenni[/QUOTE]
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