DSP gets wrecked by a Roy Nelson player in UFC 2014 - General

I know a lot of DSP videos have been posting up as of recent, but I felt the urge to share this with you folks. This is almost as bad as when he got double perfected on SF4. Twice. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-E5HK8tj14[/media] [quote][b]*Presses buttons like a retard and accidentally presses the PS4 home button*[/b] "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! WHAT?! The game [b][i][u]crashed![/u][/i][/b]"[/quote] :rolleyes:

DSP is the kind of guy who could lose a fight to a beanbag chair.

There's a video somewhere of a guy who played an online SF4 match against DSP and [I]tried to lose against him[/I] by doing stupid shit, missing attacks on purpose, and generally fucking around. Guess what the fuck happened. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztvS6PBLQXQ[/media]

how is DSP even a remotely popular youtuber he is literally one of the most annoying people i've ever listened/watched

because it's funny as hell to watch him fail

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;45412440]how is DSP even a remotely popular youtuber he is literally one of the most annoying people i've ever listened/watched[/QUOTE] Because he's really, really, [I]really[/I] bad at video games. As some people put it, it's like a trainwreck, it's horrible but you can't stop watching. It really shows the daily struggles of developers who have to make sure dipshits like DSP can understand their games.

"No effort at all, mad over power" "Fucking eating cheetos and fucking sat on people" "HWAWAWAWAWAWAW" the other guy clearly didn't put much effort into it and yet absolutely DESTROYED dsp [editline]16th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Ganerumo;45412547]Because he's really, really, [I]really[/I] bad at video games. As some people put it, it's like a trainwreck, it's horrible but you can't stop watching. It really shows the daily struggles of developers who have to make sure dipshits like DSP can understand their games.[/QUOTE] if I made a video game I would make different levels of difficulty based around this: DarkSydePhil, Childrens game, Super Easy, Easy, Normal, and so on the DSP difficulty would constantly hold your hand in the most condescending way and there is absolutely no way to lose at it at all, it basically plays itself. Because he clearly needs that.

[QUOTE=J!NX;45412568]"No effort at all, mad over power" "Fucking eating cheetos and fucking sat on people" "HWAWAWAWAWAWAW" the other guy clearly didn't put much effort into it and yet absolutely DESTROYED dsp [editline]16th July 2014[/editline] if I made a video game I would make different levels of difficulty based around this: DarkSydePhil, Childrens game, Super Easy, Easy, Normal, and so on the DSP difficulty would constantly hold your hand in the most condescending way and there is absolutely no way to lose at it at all, it basically plays itself. Because he clearly needs that.[/QUOTE] DSP mode should actually instruct the person to unplug their controller and it will just play the game for them.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;45412790]DSP mode should actually instruct the person to unplug their controller and it will just play the game for them.[/QUOTE] Also, a "DSP simulator" where the game will randomly kill you for no reason, enemies will be far far harder than the "Instant death" level difficulty and all bosses will be unbeatable however die completely out of random every time you die you hear "HWAWAWAWAWAWAW" and every time you get hit you hear "THIS IS BULLSHIT" etc

[QUOTE=J!NX;45412825]Also, a "DSP simulator" where the game will randomly kill you for no reason, enemies will be far far harder than the "Instant death" level difficulty and all bosses will be unbeatable however die completely out of random every time you die you hear "HWAWAWAWAWAWAW" and every time you get hit you hear "THIS IS BULLSHIT" etc[/QUOTE] Let's put it on greenlight.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;45412862]Let's put it on greenlight.[/QUOTE] Not like it'd ever get rejected, knowing Greenlight.

i love how he shits on Roy when he looks just like him minus the beard.

[QUOTE=cpt. Jebski;45414940]i love how he shits on Roy when he looks just like him minus the beard.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure DSP has a couple extra inches around the middle

[QUOTE=Sitkero;45414947]Pretty sure DSP has a couple extra inches around the middle[/QUOTE] You're right, i was a little out of line. That was insulting to Roy, DSP is way out of shape to be compared to him.

[QUOTE=J!NX;45412825]Also, a "DSP simulator" where the game will randomly kill you for no reason, enemies will be far far harder than the "Instant death" level difficulty and all bosses will be unbeatable however die completely out of random every time you die you hear "HWAWAWAWAWAWAW" and every time you get hit you hear "THIS IS BULLSHIT" etc[/QUOTE] The game switches controls every second level and randomly takes items away from you. Sometimes it'll switch your weapon and you won't notice until you get into a gunfight.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;45415047]The game switches controls every second level and randomly takes items away from you. Sometimes it'll switch your weapon and you won't notice until you get into a gunfight.[/QUOTE] every 4 and a half minutes you'll hear a disgusting belching noise in the background

[QUOTE=supersnail11;45415047]The game switches controls every second level and randomly takes items away from you. Sometimes it'll switch your weapon and you won't notice until you get into a gunfight.[/QUOTE] Ironically DSP ends up being good at it and likes it.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;45415066]every 4 and a half minutes you'll hear a disgusting belching noise in the background[/QUOTE] the final boss will be Phil himself it'll be like fighting every dark/demon souls boss all at once and he will remove massive chunks of health at once he'll be possible to beat but unbelievably hard, have 5000x defense, and when he's at 10% health he will unleash "manchild anger" which will cause him to turn red and become three times faster and every hit kills instantly his most powerful attacks are his ranged cheeto's burps and his laughs cause a stun effect for half a second, but he generally just throws shit in a blind rage and screams at you.

Those are some nice graphics

DSP pisses me the fuck off. "Wow the game won't let me get out, I can't get up, I can't even get up, this is bullshit," he says, as he repeatedly taps the joystick instead of FUCKING HOLDING IT IN ONE DIRECTION TO CRAWL OUT OF THE HOLD.

[video=youtube;kuALF-UmjBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuALF-UmjBY[/video] There's this too. In all seriousness DSP has some major brain issues. He's the biggest narcissist I've ever seen, and he's also incredibly delusional. I think he wants everything to go his way 100% that's why he makes bullshit excuses and constantly blocks himself from finding the truth (blocking people, calling these types of videos untrue and hateful)

The best thing would be to stop posting his bullshit fail videos all over the webs. Let him die in his stupidity. People will eventually stop watching his crap.

[QUOTE=irukandji;45415345]The best thing would be to stop posting his bullshit fail videos all over the webs. Let him die in his stupidity. People will eventually stop watching his crap.[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone watches him seriously, it's just like how can you be THIS bad at video games

[QUOTE=irukandji;45415345]The best thing would be to stop posting his bullshit fail videos all over the webs. Let him die in his stupidity. People will eventually stop watching his crap.[/QUOTE] His original videos are never linked so who cares? He doesn't get anything from it

For a moment I thought he fought Robbaz because he made pretty close-looking fighter of Roy Nelson in the same game about 3 weeks ago [video=youtube;hbyY3FwCCIQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbyY3FwCCIQ[/video] I'm sure even Robbaz would've kicked DSP's ass. [editline]Pancakes[/editline] Okay, they do have some difference. But the first thing that came in to my mind was Robbaz's fighter (I've heard Roy Nelson as a name couple of times but I'm not really keen follower of competitive martial art scene)

[QUOTE=Brt5470;45412790]DSP mode should actually instruct the person to unplug their controller and it will just play the game for them.[/QUOTE] Lego indiana jones did that, if you fucked up enough the game would give you an option to literally let it play through the hard part you're stuck at.

*keeps spamming submission attempts* "'I CAN NEVER GET MY STAMINA BACK COME ON MAN" And when he 'crashed' the game by pressing the PS4 home button while raping his controller... Wow. Is there a single game that this guy [b]doesn't[/b] suck at?

[QUOTE=DudesonFan;45417006]*keeps spamming submission attempts* "'I CAN NEVER GET MY STAMINA BACK COME ON MAN" And when he 'crashed' the game by pressing the PS4 home button while raping his controller... Wow. Is there a single game that this guy [b]doesn't[/b] suck at?[/QUOTE] ..thanks for the recap

2 questions. 1, is there any significance to the guy playing Roy Nelson? I don't keep up with MMA so is there some sort of in-joke I'm missing? 2, did he really just say his beard obscures his vision?

DSP is someone who is funny to laugh at online but someone who'd you really fucking want to punch in real life. [editline]17th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Destroyox;45415294][video=youtube;kuALF-UmjBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuALF-UmjBY[/video][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZHqVdfK.png[/IMG]