• Due to my good will I lost £1 to a crack whore today :(
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So it's the start of my first proper week at college today and I actually managed to make a couple of friends by wearing a Counter Strike t-shirt, and the only other two normal people in my class happened to talk to me about stuff. Anyway we walked down to the local Morrison's because we had 3 hours to kill, due to some teacher being off sick and there really being duck all to do in directed study. The other two bought their lunch while we were there and I just bought a Fanta to get some change from a £20 that'd been sitting in my wallet for months. We went outside to go sit on some bench so they could each their sammiches while I was supping down that cool Fanta. And this woman in an anorak with a bit of a moustache comes up to us and starts going "mimimimimimimimi" really quietly (apparently she was saying something about her mother being in a coma or something and she needed money for the bus). So I gentlemanly stood up, reached into my pocket, hoped to god I didn't pull out one of my fresh £2 coins and ended up pulling out £1, which I then handed over. Thinking back now I don't even think she said thankyou. Or at least if she did it was an inaudible "mimimimi". As soon as she turned her back my friend turned to me and said "Why'd you give her money!?" and I immediately felt like a pleb as I watched her walking around, harassing everyone else in the street for the monies. Apparently the friend who I was with had seen her before, and she had asked him for money, he told her he had none, so she asked for some of his drink and he said no, so she threatened to bite him and he told her to fuck off. Next time I see that bitch I'm gonna pimp slap her if she asks me for money again.
oh man £1 i dont think youll ever recover from that
you would have gotten several dozens of friends if you wore a world of warcraft tshirt :downs:
Jeez, its only a quid.
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841539]I actually managed to make a couple of friends by wearing a Counter Strike t-shirt[/QUOTE] lmao
Uh wow, you're a dick.
Man, have you never been outside before?
Counter strike t-shirt... Seriously?
What the hell my teacher was sick today, what college you go to?
You're mad that you donated money to someone? And you're going to pimpslap her if she asks you again, despite the fact that you should probably realize that she will expect more? (homeless people can be that way, its like feeding a stray dog they will come back for more).
mimimimimi Seriously though, you kinda sound like a dick.
Counter strike t-shit.....and you think you're normal? You keep a £20 note in your wallet for months....and you think you're normal?
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841539]So it's the start of my first proper week at college today and I actually managed to make a couple of friends by wearing a Counter Strike t-shirt[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=/B/rother;24841654]Counter strike t-shirt... Seriously?[/QUOTE] It works apparently.
Counter strike t-shirt.... and bawwwing for 1 dime..... :downs:
[QUOTE=Klownox;24841607]Uh wow, you're a dick.[/QUOTE] Agreed, why so down about it? It's £1.
[QUOTE=Tea;24841671]What the hell my teacher was sick today, what college you go to?[/QUOTE] I don't think a teacher being sick is that uncommon.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;24841681]mimimimimi[/QUOTE] MemeMemeMemeMemeMeme
ITT: nerds critising nerds for being nerds.
[QUOTE=Tea;24841671]What the hell my teacher was sick today, what college you go to?[/QUOTE] OP should be scared now. :v:
[QUOTE=Kade;24841651]Man, have you never been outside before?[/QUOTE] No that is why I posted this thread. The title is meant to be my first experience outside my village.
[QUOTE=kayOkay;24841716]Counter strike t-shirt.... and bawwwing for 1 dime..... :downs:[/QUOTE] Its worth more than a dime.
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841747]No that is why I posted this thread. The title is meant to be my first experience outside my village.[/QUOTE] :raise:
Go out more.
Thanks for the £1.
tea = crack whore? more at 6
[QUOTE=The DooD;24841539]Next time I see that bitch I'm gonna pimp slap her if she asks me for money again.[/QUOTE] no you're not
[QUOTE=Tea;24841671]What the hell my teacher was sick today, what college you go to?[/QUOTE] Aylesbury. Also if I'm a dick then everyone else on the street was a bigger dick. I was the only one that gave her money and it was clear she weren't getting on no bus.
[QUOTE=The Slayer;24841685]Counter strike t-shit.....and you think you're normal? You keep a £20 note in your wallet for months....and you think you're normal?[/QUOTE] Normal is a retarded word. Everyone is different, bet you're one of those people who go "oh lol wat u do there u abnormal"
[QUOTE=3picFail;24841674]You're mad that you donated money to someone?[/QUOTE] Mindless and non-root aimed charity only prolongs a problem. It would be better to not even give them money at all if you aren't going to aim for the cause of the problem. Furthermore, she should get a job or get money in some way which is better than lying to strangers. [url]http://www.wimp.com/ethicalimplications/[/url]
[QUOTE=Sidorovich;24841794]tea = crack whore? more at 6[/QUOTE] I'm pretty she wasn't going to college, she was just strolling around scrounging for money all day.
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