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Finally, the damn paperwork's done.
There's been a helluva lot more of it since the NYPD hired me,
but you know; work is work, and I need it.
Better pick up some food on the way home, I'm starved.
What now?
Get the lampshade off of the lamp, break the stand, and use the broken stand as a weapon if you ever need it. Then order pizza.
Why make a crappy shiv out of an expensive lamp when I can use my trusty revolver?
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Anyway, time to order pizza.
Wait, who the hell is that?
Scream "Cthulhu" at the top of your lungs to see if something happens.
Nay, yell "HAST- *head explodes*
Shoot through the door. Regarding the name it MUST BE Cthulhu.
remember your name is Fred Castle.
answer the door.
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