A Man Threw a Molotov Cocktail at a Taco Bell Because His Chalupa Didn’t Have Enough Meat - Polidicks

[QUOTE] [IMG]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/10/molotovcocktail3.jpg[/IMG] I love me some Taco Bell! Gorditas, Nachos Supremes, Mexican pizzas and oh boy some Chalupas. I don't love chalupas as much as a man who torched a Taco Bell because they didn't stuff his XL Chalupas with enough meat though. That's psychotic love. He's still on the loose but police said the firestarter called the Taco Bell to complain about how little meat there was in his XL Chalupa and he wanted it fixed. Taco Bell said that they couldn't accomodate him because the store was closing. He responded with a racial slur and added ominously, "That's alright, I'll just come and redecorate the place." After the call, Taco Bell employees smelled gasoline but didn't know where it was coming from until they realized there was a fire outside the drive thru window. The police found a "melting plastic bottle with a liquid substance still inside", right next to a big sign for the XXL Chalupa. I don't understand the guy though. If you torched the Taco Bell with a Molotov Cocktail, where would you get your Chalupas? [[URL="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/chalupa-customer-firebombs-taco-bell-876519"]The Smoking Gun[/URL] via [URL="http://consumerist.com/2011/10/man-accused-of-tossing-molotov-cocktail-at-taco-bell-for-not-giving-him-enough-meat.html"]Consumerist[/URL], Image Credit: [URL="http://www.shutterstock.com/gallery-275113p1.html"]Forest Badger[/URL]/[URL="http://shutterstock.com/"]Shutterstock[/URL]][/quote] [B]RELATED STORIES[/B] [h=3][URL="http://gizmodo.com/5853581/man-calls-the-police-complaining-about-a-flashing-light-in-the-sky-only-to-find-out-its-the-moon"]Man Calls the Police Complaining About a Flashing Light in the Sky Only to Find Out It's the Moon[/URL][/h] In related news... [QUOTE] [IMG]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2011/10/food-finish-edible-food-coloring-spray-can.jpg[/IMG] Since the price of gold is like a bazillion dollars these days, I want to surround myself with as much of it as I can. So that means even fake gold, like this weird ass edible gold paint you spray on food to get flossy, is good with me. The edible gold spray paint is made by The Deli Garage of Germany and consists of ethyl alcohol, flavors and food additives. That sounds like a lot of crap but the spray paint is completely tasteless and harmless. Think about what you can do with edible gold spray paint. The possibilities! Thanksgiving turkey is obvious, as are any big ticket holiday dinners. But what I really want to do is just add gold to everything. I want to create gold vegetables. Maybe I'd eat 'em more. Gold mayo. Gold sriracha sauce. Gold ice cubes for my gold beer. Hell, I'd spray paint my poop gold. The Deli Garage made other spray paint colors like silver, red and blue but I could give a hoot about those. I just want my gold. Each can costs about $35 [The Deli Garage via Gizmag] [/QUOTE]

Well setting fire to the Taco bell will assure him more meat of course!

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;33014647]Well setting fire to the Taco bell will assure him more meat of course![/QUOTE] It'll cook all the meat in the place, he can run in and grab it all

Well, I guess throwing a Molotov cocktail would be the most logical thing to do in that situation.

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He made a Molotov out of a plastic bottle? Idiot.

[QUOTE=DamagePoint;33014669]Well, I guess throwing a Molotov cocktail would be the most logical thing to do in that situation.[/QUOTE] No, if he donated meat. They would have more meat to give him in his next Chalupa :v:

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If you try to throw a molotov, at least use a glass bottle. He has no meat on his food AND he didn't succeed in burning the place.

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Well they don't have enough meat

He should get the death penalty for attacking precious taco bell.

[QUOTE=muffinmastah;33014782]He has no meat on his food[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tacosheller;33014667]It'll cook all the meat in the place[/QUOTE] What meat?

Ha OP, from gizmodo right?:v:

Well, he could've done some thing more detrimental to their health than burn them to death.....make them eat Taco Bell.

They didn't put enough meat on his chalupa? It never had meat on it to begin with!

I always liked fire sauce.

holy shit this guy must be retarded "aw yeah a coke bottle let's burn some shit up"

I can relate, the chalupas are delicious and I would probably be pretty angry too if they didn't get them right.

Well he sure is going to be getting plenty of meat in prison.

He wanted the restaurant the way he wanted his meat [B][I]BURNT[/I][/B]

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