• i got high as FUCK and saw my dad
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so im like sitting here in my fuckin room right like 2 hours ago, thats 1am where im at shit so its not that late so i pack a fuckin bowl, then my fuckin friend calls my fuckin ass and hes like SHIT BRO I JUST STOLE MY GRANDMAS CAR IM COMIN TO SCOOP YOUR ASS so im like FUCK NIGGA lets fucking DO THIS fuck. so me and this dude fuckin start fuckin driving and i roll 2 fucking whitebois and we start smoking and this shit is fucking DANK AS FUCK so were blazed as fuck. this dude has only driven 3 times in his life all of these times we are high as shit and without liscences and hes actually a pretty fucking good driver shit he parks like a god damn pro pretty much for almost never driving before shit hes about to be 18 so all he has to do is take a fucking class in a couple fucking months and hes fuckin set to go shit. so we go to this god damn mcdonalds drive thru and this ladys like what can we get you im like HOLD THE FUCK UP BITCH and we start fuckin ordering our shit im like let me get 20 of those FUCKIN mcnuggets and a LARGE ass fry. so we go up to the window and we pay this lady and were just sittin there like fuck do we pull up to the next window or do we just wait here and im like dude just fuckin PULL YOUR ASS UP to the other GOD DAMN window or you're gonna look like a dumbass and hes like FUCK you and he starts to get all pissed off and shit like fuck dude its just mcdonalds chill the fuck out so he finally fucking pulls up to the next window and then we eat our god damn fries and mcnuggets and shit. then we start to drive back and then we pull up at 7-11 and its after curfew so im like FUCK we gotta check if theres any fucking cops and we check if there was any cops and there wasnt any fucking cops so we bought some fuckin tea and then we got back in the fucking car and we started going to my god damn house and im like shit nigga my dads leaving for georgia pretty early this morning and this was literally like 20 FUCKING MINUTES AGO like i JUST SNUCK BACK INTO MY HOUSE and then im like so we were on our way to my house and im like shit man what if my dad was leaving RIGHT FUCKING NOW and right as i said that I SAW MY FUCKING DAD we both pulled up at the FUCKING INTERSECTION at the SAME FUCKING TIME but he didnt see me because we're fucking dumbasses and we had the high beams on the whole time and then i snuck back into my house and here i am
Dear god this wall of text is terrifying. [editline]27th June 2011[/editline] But I read it and its humorous.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;30736967]Dear god this wall of text is terrifying. [editline]27th June 2011[/editline] But I read it and its humorous.[/QUOTE] i got you bro
thats funny but i feel like it could of done with out a lot of the profanity
you almost swear as much as me
hurts my head to have to read all that swearing :v:
I can't believe I read all of that. Maybe it's because it was only 4 sentences long.
good timing.
12 year old wangster in the house
all of your posts are fucking retarded man
hahahaha thats fucking awesome dude
fucking goddamn shit fuck cunt shit oh crap that was a good story fucking lucky for not getting fucking caught by your fucking dad on your fucking way home BITCH do you have "Writer's Tourettes" ? [B]EDIT[/B]: Lol, this was my 1000th post.
[QUOTE=TheMiracle;30739844]fucking goddamn shit fuck cunt shit oh crap that was a good story fucking lucky for not getting fucking caught by your fucking dad on your fucking way home BITCH do you have "Writer's Tourettes" ?[/QUOTE] fuck me i have never fucking seen a post as fucking funny as this fucker right here
[QUOTE=rexxar;30740002]fuck me i have never fucking seen a post as fucking funny as this fucker right here[/QUOTE] Mind your fucking language!
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;30740145]Mind your fucking language![/QUOTE] Deutsch gut fuer dich? Dieser Forumsthread ist ficken lustig, fick.
One time I got so high, I sawed through my dad
One time I got high as FUCK and watched Saw with my dad. j/k, my father judges his children negatively for smoking the devil's weed
i fucking love this kids threads
That shit at the fucking end with the god damn highbeams fucking got me to shit fuck.
if you smoke with the op, get ready for an adventure
I read this in the voice of Brucie from GTA IV. Stuff like that is so much worse when you're blazed too.
you are one classy motherfucker stay chill man :munch:
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;30752965]if you smoke with the op, get ready for an adventure[/QUOTE] You better bring food with you, this nigga gets crazy munchies.
[QUOTE=wait, what?;30756998]You better bring food with you, this nigga gets crazy munchies.[/QUOTE] FUCK that obviously we would just steal a FUCKING relatives car and go to FUCKING mcdonalds for FUCKING food. P.S. BITCH
[QUOTE=wait, what?;30756998]You better bring food with you, this nigga gets crazy munchies.[/QUOTE] That fatass courtney bitch was fucking retarded she kept talking like she was straight out of motherfucking compton or some shit and the cake she gave me tasted like shit
She was soooo pissed you threw the cake, that was hilarious. The pepsi though... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL IT? WHY?
cuz i was pissed off i had to walk all the way home
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;30774217]cuz i was pissed off i had to walk all the way home[/QUOTE] you threw a fit because you had to walk all the way home? walking is good for you
none of this shit makes anysense at all wtf?
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;30736933]so im like sitting here in my fuckin room right like 2 hours ago, thats 1am where im at shit so its not that late so i pack a fuckin bowl, then my fuckin friend calls my fuckin ass and hes like SHIT BRO I JUST STOLE MY GRANDMAS CAR IM COMIN TO SCOOP YOUR ASS so im like FUCK NIGGA lets fucking DO THIS fuck. so me and this dude fuckin start fuckin driving and i roll 2 fucking whitebois and we start smoking and this shit is fucking DANK AS FUCK so were blazed as fuck. this dude has only driven 3 times in his life all of these times we are high as shit and without liscences and hes actually a pretty fucking good driver shit he parks like a god damn pro pretty much for almost never driving before shit hes about to be 18 so all he has to do is take a fucking class in a couple fucking months and hes fuckin set to go shit. so we go to this god damn mcdonalds drive thru and this ladys like what can we get you im like HOLD THE FUCK UP BITCH and we start fuckin ordering our shit im like let me get 20 of those FUCKIN mcnuggets and a LARGE ass fry. so we go up to the window and we pay this lady and were just sittin there like fuck do we pull up to the next window or do we just wait here and im like dude just fuckin PULL YOUR ASS UP to the other GOD DAMN window or you're gonna look like a dumbass and hes like FUCK you and he starts to get all pissed off and shit like fuck dude its just mcdonalds chill the fuck out so he finally fucking pulls up to the next window and then we eat our god damn fries and mcnuggets and shit. then we start to drive back and then we pull up at 7-11 and its after curfew so im like FUCK we gotta check if theres any fucking cops and we check if there was any cops and there wasnt any fucking cops so we bought some fuckin tea and then we got back in the fucking car and we started going to my god damn house and im like shit nigga my dads leaving for georgia pretty early this morning and this was literally like 20 FUCKING MINUTES AGO like i JUST SNUCK BACK INTO MY HOUSE and then im like so we were on our way to my house and im like shit man what if my dad was leaving RIGHT FUCKING NOW and right as i said that I SAW MY FUCKING DAD we both pulled up at the FUCKING INTERSECTION at the SAME FUCKING TIME but he didnt see me because we're fucking dumbasses and we had the high beams on the whole time and then i snuck back into my house and here i am[/QUOTE] Well FUCK.
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