I'm about to buy a hot sauce that will knock the shit out of my ass. - General

First off, let me say hi. I feel this is important to do because I'm not sure if I will be hospitalized after this event. So I've been wanting to buy an extremely spicy version of hot sauce, not like Chalulua, or Tabasco. I wanted something stronger, and I found this: [img]http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/hotsauceworld_2088_6680585[/img] [b]Description:[/b] Lethal Ingestion is truly worthy of it's name! Red Savina, Fatalii and Bhut Jolokia chiles are blended together using our special process to create the World's Hottest Non-Extract Hot Sauce! This ultra hot sauce is a work in progress. We are offering this sauce in pre-release bottle we like to call our TEST BATCH.1.7 fl. oz Now some of you may be thinking "How hot can this be?" Well according to the Scoville Scale, it's just under Law Enforcement grade pepper spray. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale[/url] So I'm going to try and order this little bastard in the next couple of days. I'm not going to pussy out on this, because it's something I want to try. I'll update with some pictures and the experience of my insides being Napalm'd. [b]UPDATE: I will hopefully be placing the order by Friday, March 5th. Shipping should only take two days since it's coming from Maine, other than that, the pictures and unboxing, etc, will be placed here. I will request for a mod to change the title with the update.[/b] [b]UPDATE 2: I have placed the order! The site I was orginally going to order from had this on backorder. Thankfully, I found another site with a bit bigger size. I believe it's coming by USPS, so it should be here fairly soon. Like I said, when I get it, I'll be sure to post pictures of it and what not. Thanks for being patient! Also, can I reuqest a mod to change the title? That way it's more updated and people don't think they're reading the same thing. Thanks! [/b]

It will burn going in and coming out.

Good luck.

There are hotter sauces.

[QUOTE=andersonmat;20442491]It will burn going in and coming out.[/QUOTE] Ugh, don't remind me. [quote]There are hotter sauces.[/quote] Yes, I know this. I wanted to start with something mid-range. I don't want to go full out. I rather work my up than just to jump into it.

That's a clever bottle label.

Use it as a weapon on the street.

All you really need is [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2233425972_b35707e1ce.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Identity;20442518]Ugh, don't remind me. Yes, I know this. I wanted to start with something mid-range. I don't want to go full out. I rather work my up than just to jump into it.[/QUOTE] Eat it now.

Dab some on your fingers and play chess. If you lose force your fingers covered in hot sauce into your opponents eyes.

[QUOTE=Identity;20442485] Now some of you may be thinking "How hot can this be?" Well according to the Scoville Scale, it's just under Law Enforcement grade pepper spray. [/QUOTE] So why not just put pepper spray on your food? It's a taste of police brutality in every bite

It takes a lot for a hotsauce to be painful to me. Just today I had a breakfast sausage sandwich thing and the only hotsauce was this weak ass crap that had no heat. I didn't even taste it on the sandwich.

Also OP, use this sauce as anal lube and post results

[QUOTE=Kappa169;20442554]All you really need is [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2233425972_b35707e1ce.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I put that shit on everything!

[QUOTE=Identity;20442518]Ugh, don't remind me. Yes, I know this. I wanted to start with something mid-range. I don't want to go full out. I rather work my up than just to jump into it.[/QUOTE] Ah, can't wait to see you attempt a devilish sauce! Good luck!

[QUOTE=Kappa169;20442554]All you really need is [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2233425972_b35707e1ce.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Informative Man approves this hot sauce; it is delicious.

you ladies don't know your sauces [img]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/img]

I want to try this but I won't.

Makes sure to instruct everyone to leave the house so they don't have to see you cry.

[QUOTE=Kappa169;20442554]All you really need is [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2057/2233425972_b35707e1ce.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You know that Franks Red Hot makes a pizza? It's so cash. Delicious and a hint of spice. I believe Buffalo Chicken is on it. And I will be sure to update about the thread with an unboxing of the hot sauce. I'll post what food I put it on and I'll inform you guys of my current health status afterward.

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;20442627]you ladies don't know your sauces [img]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh baby, Sriri, cock sauce baby. I got the smaller bottle and finished it in like two days.

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;20442627]you ladies don't know your sauces [img]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I also use this

I can't wait for follow up thread. What do you plan to eat it with? Or just straight up?

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;20442627]you ladies don't know your sauces [IMG]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Hot cock sauce is the only sauce that doesn't wear a dress.

Try Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas. Shit's delicious. It's not so hot you can't taste anything, but it's more than enough to make the average person cry.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2gY2WQCik[/media] hard man

I drink a can of Pepper spray every day.:smug: Then I wash it down with a shot of pure capsaicin.:smug:

[QUOTE=Kappa169;20442554]All you really need is [/QUOTE] Pfffff, it tastes like a garlic sauce, this is the true classic: [IMG]http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o28/onealbear/tobasco.jpg[/IMG] If you're looking for a hot sauce that will shit in your mouth, here's a good one. My sister used to work prep at a wing resteraunt that used it, they'd use it on one of their *really hot* wings; nobody was ever able to finish the wing dish, they'd all leave panting and sweating. [IMG]http://sweatnspice.com/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/daves_total_insanity.png[/IMG] It will fuck you up, kid. One drop is enough to make an entire dish quite spicy. One bottle is a lifetime's supply.

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;20442627]you ladies don't know your sauces [img]http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That shit is weak man, I need tons of it for it to do anything for me. Or maybe I have a big tolerance because I love spicy food.

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;20443296]I drink a can of Pepper spray every day.:smug: Then I wash it down with a shot of pure capsaicin.:smug:[/QUOTE] Nice wikipedia'ing