Please note, now I find this dream absolutely hilarious, but I was terrified while it was occurring.
The dream starts with the viewpoint following a lady as she works in some form of high-tech research facility. She goes down into some area and finds one robot (one of those arm models) chatting away on a cellphone to another robot, and two others just chillin'. Finding this clearly disturbing, she screams, and the robots attempt to push her on to a bed of fragile glass spikes, which I guess could hurt.
She escapes, runs upstairs, tells everyone, and notices other small Roomba-type robots violently attacking people by running into their shins. She grabs a chair and runs into the server room. She pulls it out of it's socket. The robots keep coming, and for some reason, I know it's because they are using WiFi connections to leach off it remotely (which is completely not possible).
The lady is revealed to be my mom as she returns (instantly) to our penthouse apartment (yeah, we don't have that.) The TV helpfully informs us that some robots are angry, and that the Army and such have been dispatched. As soon as that happens, a Roomba with some form of sharp metal chopstick attached to it comes up our stairs (physics be dammned)! Luckily, our cats brave their fears and maul it to death by dropping it repeatably down the stairs.
We make preparations to evacuate. Several more robots come up (including an ambulatory motherboard, which terrified me for some reason) but all are dispatched by our cats and our feet. While my father takes his 20th indream bowel movement (not like that in real life), we hear chopper blades but also hear a robotic voice screaming to the alive humans (e.g. all of them) about how he'll find them. It's some form of little traffic drone (do those exist?). I crouch behind a window (I was sweating profusely at this point) but it finds me and says ground units have been dis- (at this point someone from a roof across the street fires what looks to be a fireworks bundle which strike the craft in it's tail area and cause it flip out of control and into another building (it looked awesome, really).
We also realize my mom has the server, but attempts to smash it reveal it to be made of Adamantine or something.
I can hear the ground units coming (more Roombas, but I still was scared out of my mind), and my dad is STILL pooin', and I wake up.
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... you have some weird dreams man.
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I just thought some people would find this humorous.
This dream made me want a cat
Stop.
I had a dream that my school was turning us into robots so I ran away, but my (now robot) English teacher saw me. I ran into the "teacher complaint office" and started saying she was really abusive (I knew they wouldn't believe "she's a robot now lol" :smug:) to try and get, like, a restraining order or something but then the teacher broke through a wall and murdered everyone.
OP that sounds hilarious.
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