Portal Pinball is coming next week - Polidicks

[video=youtube;2DXq2P43eEs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DXq2P43eEs[/video] [quote]Portal Pinball is coming next week, which means it’s time to hug your weighted companion cube goodbye for a little while. The table tasks you with guiding Chell and Wheatley through Aperture Science, and past the tricks and traps laid out by GLaDOS.[/quote] Source: [url]http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/05/21/portal-pinball-makes-triumphant-arrival-next-week.aspx[/url]

[QUOTE=zhalcyon441;47776286][video=youtube;2DXq2P43eEs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DXq2P43eEs[/video] Source: [url]http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/05/21/portal-pinball-makes-triumphant-arrival-next-week.aspx[/url][/QUOTE] my fucking heart is dead :suicide:

Title is misleading....

who am I kidding, I'll still buy it

What a visual clusterfuck.

This was previously announced/teased so I already knew it would be OP trying to be funny.

Who asked for this?

[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;47776294]my fucking heart is dead :suicide:[/QUOTE] tbh im glad, portal 2 had a good ending that ties things up in a nice bow

What a terrible title

Vita is finally getting more love.

This is a table for Zen Pinball by the way. Not a new Valve game.

You can tell Valve doesn't have much investment in something if it's not even getting a PC release.

I wasn't dissapointed because I expected nothing from valve.

I mean...it looks kinda cool, but at the same time it feels like Valve is flipping me off

I'll buy Richochet 2 instead of this any day.

Right, I've seen this. Teamed up with the Zen Pinball guys, right? I have their base app on Wii U, I wonder if we'll be seeing it there. First time you'd see anything by Valve on a Nintendo system.

Jesus, the title about gave me a heart attack.

I was expecting Portal in Source 2 when I read the title.

Every time I get excited for a valve news I just get kicked in the balls.

Nobody asked for this. Atleast it's not for PC so nothing of value was lost

...let's forget this even happened, if not for the lore's sake.

Fixed your shitty, purposely misleading title.

Fuck Valve.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;47776626]Yeah fuck valve for letting a third party developer make a 3$ DLC for their game, using valves assets. Wh at were they thinking! (I assume it's 3$, all their other pinball tables have been that much)[/QUOTE] It's everything lately. The lack of singleplayer games, the rampant free to play money drains, paid mods, the train wreck that is the Steam store and greenlight, and now zero-effort console exclusive games with their assets. 5 years ago I would have told you Valve is the best game developer in the industry and they they would never pull shit like this.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;47776666]Yes all of these things are relevant to a third party developer's dlc.[/QUOTE] Yes, my complaint is right there. Zero-effort console exclusive games. It's a quick cash grab for them, and it's disgusting. They haven't made a good decision in years.

what if this is their source2 flagship? That would be the best 'fuck you' ever

[QUOTE=1/4 Life;47776672]Yes, my complaint is right there. Zero-effort console exclusive games. It's a quick cash grab for them, and it's disgusting. They haven't made a good decision in years.[/QUOTE] it's not console exclusive, apparently. also it's 3 bucks who cares whether or not it's a cash grab. It's like a mobile game, except they didn't fire or cancel anything yet. And they're still making other games, dude.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;47776666]Yes all of these things are relevant to a third party developer's dlc.[/QUOTE] People are just tired of valves outsourcing habits, any game that involves their IP that wasn't produced by them is frowned upon now.

Lol why do people keep saying "Nobody asked for this!" as if it matters. I checked the steam discussion forum for Pinball FX2 and there's a bunch of people stoked about this and saying that they should do HL2/TF2 tables next. Some of you guys have entitlement issues.

[QUOTE=Swiket;47776345]This is a table for Zen Pinball by the way. Not a new Valve game.[/QUOTE] FUCK I have Dream Pinball 3D. No fucking love here. Fuck all this.