31 Jokes for NERDS! - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnd63DAH8o[/media] May not be your cup of tea, but I thought these were pretty clever and funny.

The derivative one was pretty funny. The Freud one, too. And the Schrödinger's Cat one.

His voice annoyed me after a while.

I don't get the above average number of legs one. Is it because amputees tip the scale, or is there a pun in "Think about it, it's true" that I'm not getting?

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;29201360]I don't get the above average number of legs one. Is it because amputees tip the scale, or is there a pun in "Think about it, it's true" that I'm not getting?[/QUOTE] You only need 1 person to have 1 or fewer legs for the average amount of legs to be less then 2.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;29201360]I don't get the above average number of legs one. Is it because amputees tip the scale, or is there a pun in "Think about it, it's true" that I'm not getting?[/QUOTE] penis [QUOTE=clanratc;29201497]You only need 1 person to have 1 or fewer legs for the average amount of legs to be less then 2.[/QUOTE] or that w/e nerd

[QUOTE=clanratc;29201497]You only need 1 person to have 1 or fewer legs for the average amount of legs to be less then 2.[/QUOTE] Spot on. It took me a few seconds to get it as well. :keke: [QUOTE=Chaohord;29201524]penis or that w/e nerd[/QUOTE] Exactly! Golden post.

Some of them were pretty clever. :v:

I laughed at the Star Trek one, clever puns.

What's with all the cuts? Can one person on Youtube make a video without cutting every half second?

I want to punch him in the face. He's just one of those people with that face.

I love bartender jokes. A neutron walks in a bar, the bartender says: "No charge for you!" [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] A few neutrinos are in a bar, the bartender says: "We don't serve neutrinos here". The neutrinos answeres: "Don't worry, we're just passing through!"

[QUOTE=Slayerdude111;29202220]I want to punch him in the face. He's just one of those people with that face.[/QUOTE] An intellect who can appreciate good humor? I can understand why you'd want to punch him... envy is a strong emotion.

[QUOTE=5killer;29202182]What's with all the cuts? Can one person on Youtube make a video without cutting every half second?[/QUOTE] Look I say random stuff and I cut the footage very quick and fast. ~~~IM AN ARTIST~~~

[QUOTE=Djessey;29205035]Look I say random stuff and I cut the footage very quick and fast. ~~~IM AN ARTIST~~~[/QUOTE] The VLOG Brothers are awesome, but constant clipping is irritating.

I probably won't get half of them

Look, people who say that jump-cuts are irritating don't understand why they're used. Sure, you get people who just use them because they appeal to stupid people, but the majority of the time they're either used to transition quickly from one point to the next so there isn't an even more annoying pause - which also helps keep the time of the video short - and also to cut out any "umms" or pauses in the dialogue where the person making the video trips up on their words or isn't sure what they're going to say next. Just saying "oh they use jump cuts they must be a moron" is a little ridiculous. Say you've got a long piece of text with a lot of different points in them. Putting them all into one massive paragraph would be a completely stupid thing to do. To make it clearer, you'd cut it into paragraphs. That's basically what the more intelligent youtubers do - divide the information into chunks, making it easier to know when one point ends and another begins. What [I]some [/I]youtubers do - the ones who [I]aren't [/I]that intelligent when it comes to making videos - basically turn that paragraph into a list of bullet-points. Well, that's my opinion on it anyway.

loel penus

[QUOTE=Tralisk;29202822]An intellect who can appreciate good humor? I can understand why you'd want to punch him... envy is a strong emotion.[/QUOTE] No man I know what he's talking about. I have a friend and I occasionally want to punch him in the face. It's not emotional, it's just that I sometimes think that breaking his nose would be strangely satisfying for some reason. Though I don't really want to punch this guy in the face...

[QUOTE=froztshock;29206588]No man I know what he's talking about. I have a friend and I occasionally want to punch him in the face. It's not emotional, it's just that I sometimes think that breaking his nose would be strangely satisfying for some reason. Though I don't really want to punch this guy in the face...[/QUOTE] I'm glad you have a friend. I'm also glad that you conclude your contradictory statement with the notion that you don't want to punch him in the face. Thank you.

A lot of them were pretty cringe worthy, but the derivative pick-up line made it all worth it.

Is it bad that I laughed at 28 of them.... Even those I had heard before?

I love nerd jokes. Yo momma so slutty that her pants have a drop rate of 100% Yo momma so stupid she thought the level cap was a wearable item. You're weaker than a party of white mages.

i laughed at the higgs boson joke

They were pretty clever but not funny.

I only really got the Argon one D:

Why is he talking like Tobuscus?

My chem teacher actually told us "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant." Also, I envy him for that Homestar Runner poster, as well as the They Might Be Giants one.

Finally, someone else on FP watches them.

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;29205409]Look, people who say that jump-cuts are irritating don't understand why they're used. Sure, you get people who just use them because they appeal to stupid people, but the majority of the time they're either used to transition quickly from one point to the next so there isn't an even more annoying pause - which also helps keep the time of the video short - and also to cut out any "umms" or pauses in the dialogue where the person making the video trips up on their words or isn't sure what they're going to say next. Just saying "oh they use jump cuts they must be a moron" is a little ridiculous. Say you've got a long piece of text with a lot of different points in them. Putting them all into one massive paragraph would be a completely stupid thing to do. To make it clearer, you'd cut it into paragraphs. That's basically what the more intelligent youtubers do - divide the information into chunks, making it easier to know when one point ends and another begins. What [I]some [/I]youtubers do - the ones who [I]aren't [/I]that intelligent when it comes to making videos - basically turn that paragraph into a list of bullet-points. Well, that's my opinion on it anyway.[/QUOTE] Wrong: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0bGs-hhenI[/media]