My brother's pretty much an idiot. - General

I'm home sick. I have a high temperature, my head is killing me, my throat feels like it's on fire. I was hoping to get some time playing STALKER in my room alone, with the quite ambience. So, I turned the fan on, laid in bed, and started playing on my laptop. Then, my brother wakes up. And everything goes downhill. He turns on the light, turns off the fan, turns up the heater, turns on the television, lights a candle that smells like crap, and sits down on the couch. He starts to move some of the stuff around, to make room for his own breakfast. He knocks over a pizza box (with half a pizza still in it, from my friend who was over yesterday), with a half-full soda in it. The pizza gets all over the carpet. The soda spills over all my NES games. And he looks at me, and you know what he says? You know what the fucker says? "Better get to that." [i]What?![/i] You spilled it. Shouldn't you get it? And he sits down and starts eating breakfast. "This is delicious," he says, knowing full well my throat is too tight to swallow anything that isn't liquid. And he keeps eating while staring at me. I look at him, and he looks at my laptop, and he says, "Can ya turn that game down? It's kinda really frickin' loud." I don't turn it down. He goes over and tries to turn it down. Now, I don't know if it's just my own version of STALKER, but if you try to turn down STALKER when it's open, it doesn't work. You have to manually turn it down, or close the game to turn it down. So he goes over, and he's spinning the sound wheel frantically. So I chuckle a bit, and he hits me in the throat. Of course, [i]the fucking throat[/i]. When the sound doesn't go down, he hits me in the chest. And he slams the lid of my laptop down, which I have set to shut my laptop down. "What is your problem?!" I manage to say. He yells at me that he's perfectly calm. I stand up and hit him in the cheek, and he goes over to his area and grabs a [i]knife[/i]. Just then, my mom comes in because of the yelling. He throws down the knife and my mom didn't ever notice he had it. She asks why he isn't at work, and he says because he's sick. Didn't sound like he was sick a minute ago, did it? And he says to himself, "I can't wait until I move out this summer." And I ask: "If you don't ever go to work, and you buy all that snuff whenever you get money, how are you [i]ever[/i] going to get enough money to move out?" He punches me again. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Unfair family" - Dragon))[/highlight]

How old is your brother? 5?

Dude, that sucks. Glad my brother and me get along just fine.

pick up all the pizza and put it in his bed

[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;21033043]How old is your brother? 5?[/QUOTE] 20.

baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch

get used it it and try to ignore it, brothers will do anything they can to piss you off. Just try to rise above it as best as you can. But yeah your brother does sound like a royal douchebag.

You should just tell him to fuck off, stop ordering you things and fix all what he done. Doesn't matter how old he is. That's what I would have done.

Keep a knife within your pocket from now on.

No seriously, do what Blocks said, your brother seems like a huge faggot to me.

Kick him in the balls. HARD. Make sure he doesn't produce any retards like himself

your brother is fucked up piss on his breakfast behind him when hes watching tv

Do you have a camera that can record? If so, hide it somewhere in the room the next time he's going to be in there. Then show what he does, to your mom. Hopefully she'll kick him out.

Apologize to him, and convince him the best you can, until you can give him a hug. Even go as far as pretending to come out of the closet. TLDR: GET HIM FUCKING SICK MAN.

[QUOTE=Kylel999;21033090]Kick him in the balls. HARD. Make sure he doesn't produce any retards like himself[/QUOTE] I don't see how anyone would want to screw him, anyway.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21033067]baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch[/QUOTE] This guy's brother is actually pretty fucking annoying from what he said.

That sounds like the sort of thing me and my brother do. Where one's a dick to the other and keeps on pushing them further and further until we fight. Then it all kinda blows over.

That blows. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L3tlyGuU2Y[/media] Listen to JD.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21033067]baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch[/QUOTE] User was banned for this post.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21033067]baww my brother is mean to me i am going to tell facepunch[/QUOTE] Because thats not the exact reason GD exists :downs:

[QUOTE=nivek;21033179]User was banned for this post.[/QUOTE] I hope so. OHSHI- User was banned for this post (Flaming)

I say tell him to fucking grow up. If he is going to be a useless piece of shit he better be a nice useless piece of shit.

Your brother is a complete [b]RETARD[/b]. Idk, I get along well with my sister. She's also 20, what really made me laugh is that one time she told me, with her boyfriend: "Hey! Let's play naked cards!" I was like LMAO

[QUOTE=supervoltage;21033350]Your brother is a complete (bold here->) RETARD. Idk, I get along well with my sister. She's also 20, what really made me laugh is that one time she told me, with her boyfriend: "Hey! Let's play naked cards!" I was like LMAO[/QUOTE] [b]

[QUOTE=nivek;21033363][b][/QUOTE] *Holding Q -> Thank You* Thank you, I owe you one.

While he is sleeping I suggest cutting out his eyes with a knife.

[quote=sarah palin;21033450]while he is sleeping i suggest cutting out his eyes with a knife.[/quote] [quote][b]sarah palin[/b][/quote] . . . .

[QUOTE=Sarah Palin;21033450]While he is sleeping I suggest cutting out his eyes with a knife.[/QUOTE] Nah cause then we'll have another [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=915857[/url]

You really are the biggest bitch if you let him do all that shit.

[QUOTE=supervoltage;21033350]Your brother is a complete [b]RETARD[/b]. Idk, I get along well with my sister. She's also 20, what really made me laugh is that one time she told me, with her boyfriend: "Hey! Let's play naked cards!" I was like LMAO[/QUOTE] Well did you?