• Colombian president wet his pants. Literally.
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[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/colombian-president-wets-speech-article-1.1725231[/url] [video=youtube;tlkdIG0iRqQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkdIG0iRqQ[/video]
Poor guy, that's horribly embarrassing.
maybe he just has sweaty balls instead of sweaty armpits
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;44301234]maybe he just has sweaty balls instead of sweaty armpits[/QUOTE] I'd give that excuse too.
That's horrible. I wonder if he must have a condition or some such where he just can't control his bladder.
I was expecting to laugh but I just feel bad for the guy
How embarrassing
[img]http://puu.sh/7CVP3.jpg[/img] thanks i wouldnt have known where to look otherwise
Of course he peed his pants, everyone his age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
[QUOTE=The Maestro;44301307]That's horrible. I wonder if he must have a condition or some such where he just can't control his bladder.[/QUOTE] One of my friends (who's a girl) said "Do guys have sphincter valves?" and I was like "well if we didn't, we'd be standing on the bus peein' all over the place going 'SCUSE ME I HAVEN'T GOT A SPHINCTER VALVE CAN'T CONTROL IT'"
my grandmother loves to piss herself and have the nursing staff clean it up, she routinely reminds me everytime we visit. This is just what older people do. [editline]20th March 2014[/editline] Heck i remember pissing myself cause I couldn't get home from school quick enough one day as a kid, and you know what? felt fucking great. I'll just have to wait for that dignity thing to wear off.
i have a solution [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Wooden_Clothes_Peg.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=H4ngman;44302993]i have a solution [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Wooden_Clothes_Peg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I was expecting a condom like device to store the urine but whatever works.
The guy actually has prostate cancer....Radiation in that area can have side effects, this is one of them.
[QUOTE=Strontboer;44303383]The guy actually has prostate cancer....Radiation in that area can have side effects, this is one of them.[/QUOTE] that's explains it...
[QUOTE=bigdandyd;44301840]Of course he peed his pants, everyone his age pees their pants. It's the coolest.[/QUOTE] I hope you all get this, if not fuck you
[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;44305666]I hope you all get this, if not fuck you[/QUOTE] Billy Madison? That's what I thought of.
[QUOTE=Strontboer;44303383]The guy actually has prostate cancer....Radiation in that area can have side effects, this is one of them.[/QUOTE] I was in the doctors waiting room one time and the nurse was chatting with one of their regular patients who has recently been diagnosed with prostate cancer. She basically said this: Cancer? Well, at least it's only the prostate, you don't need that thing anyway. Bitch, please? If you talked that sort of shit about my prostate I'd give you a fucking piece of mind! Don't diss the P
[QUOTE=H4ngman;44309748]I was in the doctors waiting room one time and the nurse was chatting with one of their regular patients who has recently been diagnosed with prostate cancer. She basically said this: Cancer? Well, at least it's only the prostate, you don't need that thing anyway. Bitch, please? If you talked that sort of shit about my prostate I'd give you a fucking piece of mind! Don't diss the P[/QUOTE] You know, you don't really need it in the context of stuff like; heart, liver, lungs... [editline]21st March 2014[/editline] People who usually end up with these issues usually wear diapers tho so i dunno why this guy didn't.
will happen at that age :(
He stayed on the stage and continued his speech, guy has some courage doing that.
It is good day to be Colombian!
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER0zKTGI2g8[/MEDIA] Could have been worse..
[QUOTE=Parakon;44302300]my grandmother loves to piss herself and have the nursing staff clean it up, she routinely reminds me everytime we visit. This is just what older people do. [editline]20th March 2014[/editline] Heck i remember pissing myself cause I couldn't get home from school quick enough one day as a kid, and you know what? felt fucking great. I'll just have to wait for that dignity thing to wear off.[/QUOTE] Me granddad and grandmum used to play Bingo for money and every time someone said 69 my granddad would chuckle and make some sort of comment.
[QUOTE=bigdandyd;44301840]Of course he peed his pants, everyone his age pees their pants. It's the coolest.[/QUOTE] He's a regular Miles Davis!
once i drew a really abstract picture of my friend in art class depicting him running to the toilet because the teacher had already denied him permission to go. we all laughed at the picture and then i looked down to see my friend standing in a puddle. 'why are you standing in water' i asked, and he ran out of the room - to the toilets, because it was Piss. He complained and gained the right to give detentions to anyone who made fun of him
[QUOTE=The Maestro;44301307]That's horrible. I wonder if he must have a condition or some such where he just can't control his bladder.[/QUOTE] His next PR move is increased awareness of incontinence.
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