Well today I was eating at this buffet and I saw a guy..but this wasn't an ordinary guy, he was in his 20's and he was with his Mom..but their's a catch! He was dyslexic! He had to use the bathroom and in a very loud tone he said "Mommy where's the bathroom? I have to go poopy." and she was all "I'll find the bathroom for you."
Now I assume that she also went in the bathroom with him to also wipe his butt.
Why do dylexics have need a butt-wiping aid? I thought handicaps just did...
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What? He probably just had difficulty reading signs.
dyslexics are poepel too.
[QUOTE=smellymonkey;24852080]Well today I was eating at this buffet and I saw a guy..but this wasn't an ordinary guy, he was in his 20's and he was with his Mom..but their's a catch! He was dyslexic! He had to use the bathroom and in a very loud tone he said "Mommy where's the bathroom? I have to go poopy." and she was all "I'll find the bathroom for you."
Now I assume that she also went in the bathroom with him to also wipe his butt.
Why do dylexics have need a butt-wiping aid? I thought handicaps just did...[/QUOTE]
Dyslexics just jumble words around in their head.
You are the one with the mental retardation.
I find this offensive, dyslexics of facepunch should untie against this.
In all seriousness though, I do have dyslexia.
Dyslexia is a learning disability that impairs a person's ability to read, and which can manifest itself as a difficulty with phonological awareness, phonological decoding, orthographic coding, auditory short-term memory, and/or rapid naming.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia[/url]
[QUOTE=tomoom165;24852111]dyslexics are poepel too.[/QUOTE]
Dyslexics are teople poo.
I'm sorry I know it's a bad joke. I would say "No offense", but saying that makes you look like more of a douche and just adds offense. Maybe it'll halp if I said I have slight dyslexia anyways?
/over-sensitive
But Mommy..I have to go poopy.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;24852151]I find this offensive, dyslexics of facepunch should untie against this.
In all seriousness though, I do have dyslexia.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, dyslexics unite!
Aww, I tried to make a joke, but I misspelled the misspelling :(
[QUOTE=smellymonkey;24852080]Well today I was eating at this buffet and I saw a guy..but this wasn't an ordinary guy, he was in his 20's and he was with his Mom..but their's a catch! He was dyslexic! He had to use the bathroom and in a very loud tone he said "Mommy where's the bathroom? I have to go poopy." and she was all "I'll find the bathroom for you."
Now I assume that she also went in the bathroom with him to also wipe his butt.
Why do dylexics have need a butt-wiping aid? I thought handicaps just did...[/QUOTE]
He might not just have dyslexia. Often times dyslexia comes with something "extra" he could have mild downs or something similar.
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