We are not our real enemy: Guide to defending against the real threats
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It's funny looking at it from a weight lifter's perspective to a professional heavyweight boxing champion that at the point where you are unmatched at what you do for your daily bread, we still keep competing against the same type of people all the time until we die, retire, or overdose on anti-acids. Yet we still have the gall to give ourselves titles like "The greatest that there ever was" and such.
From the beginning of time people have been fighting people ove r who is superior. People even pay to take classes for self defense in hand to hand fighting against other people, to fighting against knifes, to fighting with guns, all which are fine things to learn if you want to be a super hero or some shit.
But I still think we are alienating a very serious threat, by which I mean the rest of the world's species.
[b]Chapter 1:[/b]
dogs
[img]http://www.doggieville.co.uk/images/sandt_puppy2.gif[/img]
While we have identified dogs as a threat we haven't really done anything about it to stop them from pouncing on top of us and ripping out our jugulars.
Exactly the reason why the police have used this as an advantage. They run faster, hear, and smell better. And let's keep in mind that the most out of weight dog jumps higher than the highest recorded basketball player.
So how the fuck do you stop something like this hand to hand?
About 4 Hours of playing COD 4 have shown that all you gotta do is grab the dog's head right before it goes for your neck and then quickly snap it to either side at about 90 degrees. But fuck that because 9 out of 10 you'll die from pressing R1 too late or too early. So the best I can suggest from avoiding a preemptive quote from Sun Tzu is that since dogs elbows are the size of a chicken bone they can't go on defense, like, at all. So that should leave them open for an uppercut to its tiny nerve riddled jaw. If successful you'll look like a total bad dude as the dog lands about 10 feet away from you.
What the fuck is this thread about?
I feel that dogpunching wouldn't make me much of a superhero.
Please write a book.
Id probably be shunned if I punched a dog
[QUOTE=reedbo;25394096]What the fuck is this thread about?[/QUOTE]
A guide to defending against the common yet unsuspecting threat of wild animals
Bears. Bears should be next.
[i]"Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer"[/i] - Sun Tsu
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dawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i can't believe people would actually be interested in subjecting these cute little creatures to such horrible things like keeping them in cages or beating them up
[img]http://thebullyzone.com/dogs/Buckhead_blue_fawn_pitbull_puppy.jpg[/img]
Sorry, but TH89 just put me in a really good mood :3:
Pretty sure the OP is geared towards this more than puppies:
[img]http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2009/3/7/angry-dog-173697893.jpg[/img]
Pressing R1? The fuck were you playing?
Those goddamn dogs keep attacking me.
waiting for chapter 2
Reminds me of Hound of the Baskerville movie
Chapter 2: Hamsters. Learning to make atomic bombs.
