Don't take me wrong or anything, but I sometimes wish I was a dragon.
I live near a village where everyone brags about their dragon slaying or they just saved their 4th princess, shit like that. I'm probably the scaliest of them all. I wear fake wings and shit, its just that my mom has a sword, and I don't even know my other knight. We live in my deceased grandmothers thatch hut, that was built to last, by real kinghts. Its a decent hut, don't get me wrong. Well built, all that. It's just that it doesn't have..a draconic touch to it.
I've probably been living my whole life as a dragon man. One period of my life for about 5 years (3-8) I was Xyllock - King of Lost Knowledge. But since then, shit got real. We are in the process of hoarding up the hut, but my aunts and uncles, told me to shut my reptile mouth and grow a pair. Even then I won't be a true dragon again, as we'd have to move into a house we own in a kingdom, forcing me to live off the land, and become one with the great city. The only sources of Magic Tomes for All Stars Day or gold coins or anything is from my favorite aunts. They're both professional orc-wrestlers, and they make a pretty good gold.
Keep in mind, I live in a pretty..knightly family. My mother is a troll hunte , and my aunts are wrestlers and monster slayers. I don't really have anyone that's my age, as none of my aunts wanted children as late as my mother.
I just wanted to express my feelings of being dragonlike. I have a magic scepter just because it was given to me by my aunt. And if you've seen my scepter enchanting thread, that is also the result of my aunt and me casting sorcery, creating hexes, etc.
I'm not sure if any of you benefit from being a fire-breathing lizard or anything, but I just want to ask you what its like, and is it really what it sums up to be?
TL;DR: Sick of being a man, no wings. I have a dong and everything, its just that we have no magic for the necessary transmutations.
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same
nevermind i thought you ment the mod dragon
Dude.
Acid.
Now.
Wrong thread, methinks
go back to the dragon megathread you sillypoo
wait woah did not read OP before I posted
Dragon thread is literally right under your thread bro
Just read op as well.
Dude what the fuck are you smoking. But still right underneath this one.
inb4 Murkat
[QUOTE=Luxo;26151349]I'm not sure if any of you benefit from being a fire-breathing lizard or anything, but I just want to ask you what its like, and is it really what it sums up to be?[/QUOTE]
my brother is a dragon
he's great at lighting up joints
What are you doing.
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1028214-Sometimes-I-wish-I-was-rich.]oh wait this is a parody thread[/url]
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26151415]Be a lady dragon.[/QUOTE]
but then he won't have a dragon dong.
Oh boy, I just noticed this is parody thread number 3.
[QUOTE=Badal;26151421][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1028249-Sometimes-I-wish-I-was-a-woman[/url].
Parody ahoy![/QUOTE]
No, this is actually the second parody.
original is "Sometimes i wish i was rich"
Dragons are cool m'kay.
[QUOTE=Makol;26151436]but then he won't have a dragon dong.[/QUOTE]
That could pose a problem, yes.
[QUOTE=DTkach;26151469]Dragons are cool m'kay.[/QUOTE]
no theyre pretty hot
[editline]19th November 2010[/editline]
dragon is reading this thread
[QUOTE=Murkat;26151519]no theyre pretty hot
[editline]19th November 2010[/editline]
dragon is reading this thread[/QUOTE]
Of course, the ticker is probably shitting itself.
[QUOTE=Makol;26151604]a very big problem.[/QUOTE]
An enormous veiny problem.
Have you tried bootleg transmutations? They're just as good, except with no magic cost, try theprivateercove.net. Make sure you don't get caught, the Mage's Industry Association will have your head.
im a dwagon rraawwrrr
good thread
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