• Fox shoots man
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:wtc: [quote]A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.[/quote] [url]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html[/url]
Sounds like the hunter was feeling [i]foxy[/i].
:foxnews:
Wow, what a clumsy hunter Let's play a game, how many trigger fingers do you see? [img]http://zimbabwe7.wildlifedirect.org/files/2009/09/hairy-bat-foot.jpg[/img]
Why didn't he slit its throat? Finishing it off with the butt of the gun?
Kind of jerkish to bludgeon an animal to death with a blunt rifle butt
There fighting back. [editline]13th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=claythepro;27396057]Why didn't he slit its throat? Finishing it off with the butt of the gun?[/QUOTE] the animals pain gives him a boner or something. some people are just jerks like that.
Reminds me of Plague Dogs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mcc47xD8[/media]
I hope the fox was OK.
:belarus:
[QUOTE=claythepro;27396057]Why didn't he slit its throat? Finishing it off with the butt of the gun?[/QUOTE] Slitting a throat doesn't kill instantly. In fact, chances are blood would rush into your windpipe and you'd choke on your own blood while gargling and screaming :waycool:
The one time the "fighting chance" actually favored for the animal?
Well I guess we know who's the real [i]butt[/i] of this joke.
How the fuck is that even possible?
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;27396059]Kind of jerkish to bludgeon an animal to death with a blunt rifle butt[/QUOTE] It'd pretty much kill it instantly if you hit it in the right place.
In Soviet Belarus Fox shoot you.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;27397058]It'd pretty much kill it instantly if you hit it in the right place.[/QUOTE] But why a fox? foxes are awesome.
Holy shit how [editline] lol [/editline] [IMG]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/f/ff/Super_Smash_Bros_Brawl_Star_Fox_01.jpg[/IMG]
Seems like it's human season now...
Fox must now live in a constant state of uncertainty
Fox season!! human season!! fox season!! fox season!! human season, fire!!!
A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus today by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled. The fox shot the hunter after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday. Rephrased for readability.
Every part of me was saying this was going to be about some stupid Fox News host doing a report about guns or something and some guy getting shot in the process.
Was it on Final Destination?
Also, fuck off Glaber
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[QUOTE=JLea;27396782]Slitting a throat doesn't kill instantly. In fact, chances are blood would rush into your windpipe and you'd choke on your own blood while gargling and screaming :waycool:[/QUOTE] Not if you severed the "juggular"(I don't know if foxes have one but I am damn sure they have an equivalent). Cause it to bleed to death in a matter of seconds, mostly painlessly.
Even cutting the jugular isn't instant, and a couple seconds is a long time when your throat is sliced open.
Don't fuck with foxes.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;27401644]Even cutting the jugular isn't instant, and a couple seconds is a long time when your throat is sliced open.[/QUOTE] Not really, your body goes into shock almost instantly as the blood rushes out.
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