Metroid other M UK advert : possibly the worst thing in exsistance.

[Instant Mix]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHx_cckS4_U[/media]
compared to
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ruVuOI5Igo[/media]

Worst acting ever. Worst script ever. Incredibly cheesy as fuck guy. Horrible narrative. Why oh why can't we have the American ad which is fucking incredible?
In the second advert we already see much more than the first. The first is just advertising the game whereas the second is advertising the contents. We already see the survival of samus after the death of her parents at the hands of ridley , some sort of failed mission , the discovery of the baby metroid and the unfortunate death of it whilst protecting samus from mother brain...

... and all we get is "YES!"

[m0wo]

"YES!" :v:

[Pruneyman]

That guy is sure getting into it. :fappery:

[Instant Mix]

[QUOTE=Pruneyman;24342725]That guy is sure getting into it. :fappery:[/QUOTE]

He's been taking something to be that... "sensitive"

[The Vman]

"Explore the stunning science-fiction environment from TWO perspectives!"

You Brits have a way with words :v:

[gnome]

Lmao "YES!"

Either way that game's looking pretty baller imo

[MachiniOs]

I love how clean cut he looks, like he'd want to play Metroid.

[Zabe Aeiger]

Looks like he was into that game.

[Tacooo]

I wouldn't react any different that narrator voice is pretty sexy

[KILL001]

Oh god the YES

[Turkey72]

Sounds and looks like a commercial from 2004.

[POWA KILLERDeux]

"METWOID OTTER EM"

Also yes, the North American AD is fucking awesome.

[Wplayer]

The narrator makes it sound like those old NES game commercials. I kinda like

[spacedooky]

Samus in the US commercial is pretty hot.

[MrAfroShark70]

Because you fap at night.

[superdinoman]

Second commercial would be better if she was nude.

But hey thats just me I guess. :smug:

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24349180]Second commercial would be better if she was nude.

But hey thats just me I guess. :smug:[/QUOTE]

I second that!

[Mr.Zombo]

I saw the second commercial in the theatre. Anyways, I really don't like all these new Metroid games. I believe the best were the first person ones on the Gamecube; those were the shit.

[MajorMattem]

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24349194]I second that![/QUOTE]

I third that!

[Mr Shadyface]

I always assume that the guy who does the UK Wii adverts is a guy with Downs who finally managed to get a job in media after studying the subject for over 12 years, and he's just doing his best.

That way, i feel less like punching thing when i see the adverts. I just think: "good for you, lad. good for you."

[Devil Traitor]

Wow, the first one is like watching an 80's-90's commercial. The second one, was kind of okay, not that bad.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

The graphics int he gameplay look outdated.

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;24349498]The graphics int he gameplay look outdated.[/QUOTE]

Graphics on a console, the weakest console too, look outdated when the consoles all come from 2006.

:allears:

I wonder why

[Deunan]

The supermodel walk on the other ad is kinda killing the whole feeling for me. Isn't she like supposed to be a badass merc|soldier|bountyhunter whatever?

[DSG]

[QUOTE=wraithcat;24349985]The supermodel walk on the other ad is kinda killing the whole feeling for me. Isn't she like supposed to be a badass merc|soldier|bountyhunter whatever?[/QUOTE]

hot chicks sell games

[Billiam]

[QUOTE=wraithcat;24349985]The supermodel walk on the other ad is kinda killing the whole feeling for me. Isn't she like supposed to be a badass merc|soldier|bountyhunter whatever?[/QUOTE]

She's hot, Samus is hot, what is there to complain about?

[Panda.]

Honestly, both adverts are pretty atrocious.

[Froztshock]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24349576]Graphics on a console, the weakest console too, look outdated when the consoles all come from 2006.

:allears:

I wonder why[/QUOTE]

Yea, but even corruption looked better than that. I mean compare this:
[img]http://www.releaselog.net/uploads2/daba37934313e707bf524b0c7d86242a.jpg[/img]
to this:
[img]http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/989/989474/metroid-other-m-20090602111603423.jpg[/img]
Everything looks like it's made out of plastic in other m.

[Deunan]

[QUOTE=Billiam;24352421]She's hot, Samus is hot, what is there to complain about?[/QUOTE]

I'm not talking about the looks, but the mannerisms. Two completely different things :P

[Froztshock]

[QUOTE=MasterG;24353396]At least all the plasticy crap isn't blurry any more. I mean, I can see the shit graphics more sharply! Huzzah![/QUOTE]

yea, you don't notice the blurryness from the distance across the room, but it's impossible to find any screenshots that don't have some kind of artifacts. Still other m looks like they let the modelers play with the phong too much.