• Ghettosocks
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[img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_2e6f05164f1f92158bcec5a654d6ed61.jpg[/img] Ghettosocks (aka The Grand Wizzard Ghettosocks) is a rapper who is friends with a guy I know. He is not very famous and he is from Canada which is kind of fruity but he is really really good. In fact he is so good that some of you guys who hate rap or whatever might like him. His bio says: [quote]Ghettosocks is Halifax's own Tony Bennett of the rap game. Putting the 'RA' back in 'RAP', Socks lyrically pushes, shoves, romances, and shoplifts his way on the mic. With a strong connection to the early '90s Hip Hop landscape, Socks explores fresh new terrain. Founding member of Alpha Flight, known for his uncanny freestyling abilities, Ghettosocks has come of age with his first solo release, Get Some Friends. His latest release, I Can Make Your Dog Famous Mixtape, featuring the legendary DJ Jorun Bombay on the cuts, is the proving ground that Socks is the leader of a new breed of emcee.[/quote] ...which is bullshit of course, but he IS a gifted rapperer, whose rhyme schemes (something you nerds probably wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you) are pretty amazing, and who is hella hilarious when he wants to be. He also wears ridiculous giant glasses. Here's a song about him Stealing From Walmart: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ZmNoSEM_k[/media] [b]Sample Rap:[/b] [i]"Fuck Walmart floor-walkers, it's more awkward than being stalked by Chris Walken for four blocks"[/i] And here is a song about how other rappers may be gangstas, but Ghettosocks is much tougher as he in fact faces down dinosaurs. It's called Step To A T-Rex: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnDouIyT9w[/media] [b]Sample Rap:[/b] [i]"I ditched the Jeep, on blistered feet, sprinting like a gold medalist from Mr. T"[/i] Lastly, here is a song about how you should read books, containing as many book references as he could fit in. The best part is when he rhymes "brag that they dissed me" with "Agatha Christie": [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n9BJJmbbE[/media] [b]Sample Rap:[/b] [i]"I don't promote guns like Heston might, for 50 Cent, cause that's the one-button typewriter of the ignorant"[/i] And this is a song he did with some other guys about having sex with girls. He raps last. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncO2JgJx4Vs[/media] [b]Sample Rap:[/b] [i]"When we met she said I sounded nice on the beat, and later on she used my face as a bicycle seat"[/i] And there you go I guess. Here's his myspace: [url]http://www.myspace.com/ghettosocks[/url] (wow right) If you like his raps you should buy his CDs. I got both, with actual money! And then I gave them to someone who uploaded them to torrent sites, but that's neither here nor there.
Did he rhyme "super duper" with "pooper scooper" and "koopa paratrooper?"
Yeah, I think he did.
I like that stuff [i]brother[/i] :)
[QUOTE=kRoKz;16364514]I like that stuff [i]brother[/i] :)[/QUOTE] What are you insinuating.
wow, he's really smooth, he's like a faster LL Cool J.
[QUOTE=TH89;16364583]What are you insinuating.[/QUOTE] Well you know... I am a [i]brother[/i] too.
Hey look at this; I think MF Doom found a companion in my music collection.
[QUOTE=kRoKz;16364826]Well you know... I am a [i]brother[/i] too.[/QUOTE] Prove it.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16366236]Prove it.[/QUOTE] I listen to rap hip hop music. I am a [i]brother[/i]
Wow, I like this. I REALLY like this. He's missing everything I dislike about other rappers.
Something about the way he raps reminds me of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16366820]Wow, I like this. I REALLY like this. He's missing everything I dislike about other rappers.[/QUOTE] Yeah he's white if thats what you mean you racist.
[QUOTE=kRoKz;16366930]Yeah he's white if thats what you mean you racist.[/QUOTE] :smugdog:
[QUOTE=kRoKz;16366930]Yeah he's white if thats what you mean you racist.[/QUOTE] But he is hispanic.
[QUOTE=TH89;16372240]But he is hispanic.[/QUOTE] Yeah I know I saw the goatee.
Do people still criticize rappers for being anything but black now?
He's impressive. Is he from around toronto?
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;16384474]Do people still criticize rappers for being anything but black now?[/QUOTE] Wow... That's kinda offensive for black people. My friend is black and he doesn't play basketball nor is he listens to hip hop.
fruity is good
[QUOTE=kRoKz;16384840]Wow... That's kinda offensive for black people. My friend is black and he doesn't play basketball nor is he listens to hip hop.[/QUOTE] Because we ALL stereotype blacks for those.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;16384474]Do people still criticize rappers for being anything but black now?[/QUOTE] welcome to the 70's what the fuck
[QUOTE=enjoi10;16384694]He's impressive. Is he from around toronto?[/QUOTE] Halifax. [QUOTE=kRoKz;16384840]Wow... That's kinda offensive for black people. My friend is black and he doesn't play basketball nor is he listens to hip hop.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a fruit.
Haha. This is great.
he's from where i live [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-buddy.gif[/img]
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