[highlight]:siren::siren:WEE WOO WEE WOO! THIS FILM IS NOT MADE BY DISNEY, IT IS A NICKELODEON FILM!
REPEAT, NICKELODEON MADE THIS
ASK YOURSELF: WHO MADE THIS FILM? IF YOU ANSWER DISNEY, DO NOT REPLY:siren::siren:[/highlight]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxFdQTjlHo[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTdHW8-vLiU&feature=fvst[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAloQYjWmFI[/media]
Features:
Disney Channel Star - Oddly enough this is a Nickeoldeon film. Also she has a man voice.
The One Off Friends - Another one! I guess the royalties are running out.
A Shit Logo - Honestly it's appalling. They had a fairly decent one on the stage, but that... it looks like somebody vomited on a bit of cardboard. It's like they just took the Camp Rock logo, changed the words, and made it flatter. Actually, there's like a different one for each advert. What the hell?
Overexplained Jokes For The Young Ones - "I say! I do believe that you are trying to imitate the guitarist named Flea from popular music group 'The Red Hot Chili Peppers!" "Why, I am shocked and offended! I most certainly am not trying to imitate the guitarist named Flea from popular music group 'The Red Hot Chili Peppers'! You have insulted my honour, and I challenge you to a duel!" "Very well, I accept your challenge! What is your name, that I might write it on your headstone?" "My name is Bug!" "Why, that is similar to Flea! My suspicions have proved correct! However, I shall still duel you, as it is a matter of honour!"
Terrible Dialogue - "The winners get an [i]actual[/i] record deal!"
Huge Following Of Preteen Fans Who Will Enjoy It Immensely And Think It The Best Film Ever - At Least Until The Next One Comes Out - Just like every other shitty family comedy that's coming out soon.
Must be summer.
Looks gay.
But I'm pretty sure it's for pre-teens.
Bad plot, terrible actors, stupid ideas.
I love how they put in "Flea from the red hot chili peppers" to show how much the writer knows about music.
Even the comedy is terrible.
I'll have to kill someone if this wins any awards.
Flea is the bassist :v:
John Frusciante is the guitarist <3
<------------- that guy
[QUOTE=VladH;15999254]Flea is the bassist :v:
John Frusciante is the guitarist <3
[his avatar][/QUOTE]
I thought that was James May from Top Gear with a guitar.
THE FIVE IS SILENT
She sings through her nose and it sounds shit. Sounds like a :downs: person is trying to sing.
Oh, great. Looks fantastic, can't wait.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;16000011]THE FIVE IS SILENT
She sings through her nose and it sounds shit. Sounds like a :downs: person is trying to sing.[/QUOTE]
At least she's attractive.
Can somebody actually do this right? I would love to see it done well, guitar duels would be rad.
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[QUOTE=VladH;15999254]Flea is the bassist :v:[/QUOTE]
Zing.
You know what owns this shit?
Talespin, Rescue Rangers and Ducktales.
I miss them so much. :(
[QUOTE=Cheezy;16001104]You know what owns this shit?
Talespin, Rescue Rangers and Ducktales.
I miss them so much. :([/QUOTE]
Animaniacs is good if you like cartoons like that, one of the few good modern ones too in my opinion.
[QUOTE=Al_Borland;16000674]At least she's attractive.[/QUOTE]
The blonde? If I had to choose I'd fuck the girl with the black hair playing the guitar.
[QUOTE=VladH;15999254]Flea is the bassist[/QUOTE]
The guy who he says it too has a bass yano.
Nickelodeon has been copying Disney channel lately, they also made some high school rip off as well, I can't remember the name
If i was a character in that movie, I'd make an experimental noise band, and see how that works out.
[quote=honkers101;15999945]i thought that was james may from top gear with a guitar.[/quote]
CAPTAIN SLOW
also caps
Why should I be interested? It's not like anyone's forcing me to watch it. Oh wow some guys made a shitty film let's have a fucking party.
Why is the 5 silent?
I don't understand
[QUOTE=markfu;16004281]Why is the 5 silent?
I don't understand[/QUOTE]
Watch.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_b6Kuz2TUs[/media]
It looks way shitter then the other camp for sure
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;16004524]Watch.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_b6Kuz2TUs[/media][/QUOTE]
Still don't get it.
I DON'T EvEN lIKE FLEA
wuts ur naem
BUGG
What is with all the shitty music films lately.
Makes me want to carve out a Nikelodean executive's heart out with a rusty butterknife.
And Sa5m makes no fucking sense.
I'm guessing 5 sequels are already in the works?
The 5 is silent. Her name is Sam.
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;16004524]Watch.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_b6Kuz2TUs[/media][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Answerbag]Because pronunciations change. The word "knife" is derived from the French "canif", in which the C is definitely pronounced. "Knight" and "knave" are from German "kneght" and "knabe" in which the K is definitely pronounced. "Know" and its family are derived from the Greek "gnosco", "I Know", in which the G is definitely pronounced. Each of these words has been absorbed into English, and then the initial hard C/G sound dropped because Englis speakers find them hard.[/QUOTE]
Now shut your face.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;16012560]The 5 is silent. Her name is Sam.[/QUOTE]
Well, that's still really stupid. Are we supposed to be going "OMG, she's so witty LOL!" for something like that?
Who fucking cares, I mean seriously. If people watch it, the producers will roll around in piles of money, that's how the system works.
Go along with it or get the fuck out.
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