• Alex Jones turns into a space lizard
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[QUOTE]Conservative fringe radio host Alex Jones donned a lizard mask and top hat to offer a sarcastic endorsement of the Affordable Care Act, before conducting an “interview” with “Obamacare” itself. “I tip my hat to the New World Order, and suggest all of you drink more fluoride,” Jones said. “And that all men and women fight with each other and your families break up because the state on my planet — I meant, in my neighborhood — is absolutely king. This is a beautiful system being set up, that would make Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer and Joe Stalin absolutely proud.”[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/02/space-lizard-alex-jones-obamacare-would-make-hitler-stalin-and-jeffrey-dahmer-absolutely-proud/[/url] [video=youtube;EAOPNX0qZUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOPNX0qZUY[/video]
too bad there isn't a new world order otherwise this man would have been assassinated and we wouldn't have to listen to his shit
People take this man seriously Let that sink in
[QUOTE=joes33431;42398469]too bad there isn't a new world order otherwise this man would have been assassinated and we wouldn't have to listen to his shit[/QUOTE] if i was the illuminati i would leave this guy alive the longer he's alive the less credible he is.
How can one person wear two masks at once?
[QUOTE=joes33431;42398469]too bad there isn't a new world order otherwise this man would have been assassinated and we wouldn't have to listen to his shit[/QUOTE] Dude, Alex Jones is probably the best conspiracy theory deterrent on the planet. Wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a lizardman working for the Illuminati in some crazy reverse psychology experiment.
[QUOTE=joes33431;42398469]too bad there isn't a new world order otherwise this man would have been assassinated and we wouldn't have to listen to his shit[/QUOTE] If I were a conglomerate of evil billionaire lizard-men, I would probably see how insane he is and how people laugh at him and let him go on, because a lot of people will instantly write off anything he talks about (even if it were true).
I don't understand that some people can take him serious, or even that he can do this shit without laughing his ass of for how stupid this shit is.
[QUOTE=FPSMango;42398508]Dude, Alex Jones is probably the best conspiracy theory deterrent on the planet. Wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a lizardman working for the Illuminati in some crazy reverse psychology experiment.[/QUOTE] I dunno dude if he turned out to be a space lizard I think I'd be pretty surprised
i suggest you all drink flouride i cannot breathe holy shit
[QUOTE=RosettaStoned;42398523](even if it were true).[/QUOTE] It isn't and you're worse than him if you think it is Alex Jones uses his crazy New World Order shit to farm money off his cheap products that idiots spend tons of money on
I'm all for free speech, but this guy sidesteps satire and walks straight into insanity.
Where's William Shatner when ya need him?
[QUOTE=pentium;42398498]How can one person wear two masks at once?[/QUOTE] Like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqn_z9PDUwM[/media]
HES A LIZARD MAN HES ONE OF THEM
It's not the first time he's turned into something. [video=youtube;sNdVzVL1tPc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNdVzVL1tPc[/video]
see now i think he's more likely to be a reptilian if anything
Alex Jones should phone home.
[video=youtube;LhqUk28OwHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs[/video] Related
[QUOTE=DaysBefore;42398480]People take this man seriously Let that sink in[/QUOTE] My mom is one of those people. It already has
[QUOTE=joes33431;42398469]too bad there isn't a new world order otherwise this man would have been assassinated and we wouldn't have to listen to his shit[/QUOTE] Nope, the Illuminati wouldn't dare touch Alex Jones. He's so powerful if he's killed he would become a martyr. At least that's what Alex Jones fans believe.
what an eloquent and poignant lizard on-topic: [video=youtube;ODZE5peUfWQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ[/video]
Which one of you assholes fed Alex Jones after midnight?
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS. [video=youtube;K8tOMyT37hA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8tOMyT37hA[/video]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw[/media]
I watch this guy for entertainment. Its hilarious.
[QUOTE=TheKritter71;42398455][url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/02/space-lizard-alex-jones-obamacare-would-make-hitler-stalin-and-jeffrey-dahmer-absolutely-proud/[/url] [video=youtube;EAOPNX0qZUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOPNX0qZUY[/video][/QUOTE] I think this is the funniest video I have ever seen.
[QUOTE=Toats MaGoats;42399275][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw[/media][/QUOTE] This one is the best. It makes me question his legitimacy. This clip makes him seem like an obvious satirist, but I think he's genuine.
"cancer viruses"
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;42398568]Where's William Shatner when ya need him?[/QUOTE] Shatner to the rescue! [IMG]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25100000/Kirk-fighting-the-Gorn-james-t-kirk-25142346-245-159.gif[/IMG]
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