Argh, where do I start?!
Do any of you guys remember that story I told about my friend in the "People that think they know about computers" where he said he "Hacked my I.P." and took my "garbage file"? Same kid.
Not only that he did, but he said "I'm so uber leet (he actually 1337 speaks in real life because he thinks I'm a hacker just because I can replace skins in HL2, and "hackers talk L33t and Hackers are cool") I can own you in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 so hard!" So he camps around crouching with a riot shield and a Spaz 12. I shoot him in the feet (hard, but possible even when crouched) when he tries to bash me, and he exclaims (This is EXACTLY what he said) "HACKER! You're using some cheat or a aim-bot or something! You can't shoot through a riot shield in real life! So you can't shoot through one in a military accurate game!" So then I say "I won't hack anymore (Handicap)" So I use just the M4 (He said I had to, because it was the "Suckiest" gun in the game) no attachments. He did what he does all the time: Riot Shield and the Silenced Spaz 12. I ran behind, he bashed me, didn't kill me, I knife him, he dies, and he says "YOU FUCKING LIAR!" and I was like "wtf?" following by him saying "I told you NO HACKS! You know what you did! I knifed you and YOU don't die, but I do!" Then I had to explain to him that he "Shield Bashed" me and that takes like 2 or 3 hits to kill, knifing kills instantly. You usually have the knife, but if you have the Riot Shield, you "Shield bash" instead. He still admits I used an "aimbot" because "no one can turn that fast to melee, liefag. (haha, how about his little made up insults, eh?)"
So then we play a sniping match. Barrett apparently sucks to my friend (I forgot, his name's Ben.) because only faggots use them to win games, like the AWP in CS. I kill him first and he said "Stop using your fucking aimbot, hackfag! Actually play the game for once! You can't use your faggy hacks ALL the time!" He misses and says I hacked YET AGAIN, this time with an "anti-shooting hack". He then said "You know what? this is why Xbox Live sucks dick and PSN is better. Xbox Live has too many hack faggots with no life like you!" He then left the party and I proceeded to thank god for having him quit.
Oh yeah, I forgot something! The only reason he thinks he "Ub3rly P4wns" at Call of Duty 6 is because he plays with his 2 neighbors that are basically Video Game Illiterate (they don't know how to play the game, I played with all three of them before where they're on split-screen in Halo 3 and I'm on my single 360. oddly enough, Ben plays an awful lot of Xbox games for a PS3 fanboy, also he doesn't even own a PS3 but he claims he does and has Halo 3 for the PS3, If only he knew...)
Why the fuck do you even play MW2. Also stop calling that piece of shit "COD 6"
You're friend sounds immature.
Oh sweet, another MW2 complaining thread
Punch some sense into him.
I played CoD:MW2 for three days, got all the unlocks I cared about, and realized that without the unlock incentives, the game is boring and stupid as fuck.
Don't know how you two keep it up.
You're obviously in love with him.
stop using aimbot bro
Don't play cod with him anymore?
It's a good game, but the community is... ugh..
[QUOTE=Redsun;22405594]Oh sweet, another MW2 complaining thread[/QUOTE]
it's not the game, it's the people that play it.
and the akimbo ac130s with tactical nuke attachments
maybe you should stop playing mw2 so this doesn't happen again
[QUOTE=SteelReal;22405639]Don't play cod with him anymore?[/QUOTE]
Don't... play CoD?
Wow, that's [I]actually[/I] a really good idea.
[tab]haha, I broke your automerge[/tab]
halo 3 too while you're at it
Sounds like your friend is a real retard. I would continue trolling him if I were you.
How dare you make a thread about MW2.
[B]Think of the consequences.[/B]
Atleast it's not like my school where whenever I go into my film class there is a group of guys talking about call of duty and editing their montages, it's pretty fucking annoying when I'm trying to edit my film.
It amazes me how mainstream cod is. If I insult MW2 all the "cool kids" bash me and call me a faggot.
make a thread about it
:hurr:
Wah wah wah cry me a fucking river :emo: you're gaming online, you're gonna meet people you dont get along with.
[QUOTE=SteelReal;22405639]Don't play cod with him anymore?[/QUOTE]
No, you got it all wrong. I keep him as my friend BECAUSE of these. they're usually good lulz.
[QUOTE=declan;22405569]Why the fuck do you even play MW2. Also stop calling that piece of shit "COD 6"[/QUOTE]
I honestly don't give a fuck. I just play the game to piss kids and kids at my school off XD.
Maybe if you quit hacking he wouldn't get mad.
Kill him.
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People like that should not be alive.
there is no cod 6
Actually, keep riding his rage train and keep documenting it.
Kind of like the GREATEST FREAK OUT EVER, but more like the GREATEST MORON EVER.
Tell him that he's not good at games for shit, he's not a hacker, and just because he doesn't win doesn't make the other person a cheater.
And that he's a dumbfuck.
Then stop being his friend, and get a better game than Modern Warfare 2.
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;22405826]No, you got it all wrong. I keep him as my friend BECAUSE of these.[/QUOTE]
That's pathetic.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;22405931]there is no cod 6[/QUOTE] Well, there's Call of Duty Modern Warfare, had nothing to do with the other three, and it's called "Call of Duty 4". I call MW 2 AKA "Cock of Faggotry: Modern Gayfuckstupid 2" COD 6 because it's the sixth Call of Duty game to be made. Although, I might be wrong.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;22406119]That's pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Well, I haven't played campaign, just multiplayer, Kind of fun when you troll little dipshits like Ben. They always think you're hacking when he plays like a 5 year old.... He kinda sounds like a five year old, though...
it'd be COD4: MW2
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even though it's weird having a sequel of a sequel
[QUOTE]it's not the game, it's the people that play it.
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Agreed. I know a ton of fags at my school who [I]have never played a decent game in their entire life[/I] but never, ever shut up about their beloved MW2. I mean ffs, hearing them shout 'laaaag' when the teacher's projector takes a while to boot, or talking about their killstreaks... well it chills my blood, and that's not an exaggeration. And they all play it on the blasted Xbox, which is just wrong. To compensate for the fact that you can't aim with a controller, they've included a helpful little aimbot, which, coupled with the exp system and unlocks, means that I think they really ought to have called it World of Modern Warcraft 2.
Ahem. Rant over.
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