• Teenager spotted riding a MOTHERFUCKING WHALE off Australia
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[url]http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/4169442/Teen-seen-riding-whale-off-Australia[/url] [release]A teenager reportedly seen hitching a ride on the back of a whale off the West Australian coast was courting death, say environmental authorities. The WA Department of Environment and Conservation (DEC) was alerted on Friday afternoon that a teenager had been seen climbing onto the back of a southern right whale close to Albany's Middleton Beach, about 390km southeast of Perth. DEC Albany district manager Mike Shephard said the report was being investigated, adding that even approaching a whale was crazy and illegal. "Adult southern right whales can reach 18 metres in length and weigh up to 80 tonnes," he said in a statement on Sunday. "If you are in the way of a tail slap or when it breaches, you are unlikely to survive." Mr Shephard said boats must observe a 100m exclusion zone around whales while swimmers, surfers and kayakers must remain at least 30m away. "This is to protect whales from being harassed or injured by boat strike and to protect people from harm," he said. Harassing wildlife is an offence under Australia's Wildlife Conservation Act, carrying a maximum fine of A$10,000. [/release] the power of beer
That was me :smug: But seriously, shit, people like this make me proud to be from Australia
Fucking badass
Awesome. I wanna ride a whale.
Those crazy Australians, riding whales to get where they need to go.
I just pictured a crocodile-dundeeesqe man with a knife in his mouth and a "I'mma fuck that blowhole" look on his face.
yeahyeah, reppin aus.
I now know what I have to do before I die.
He probably has balls the size of whales.
Too bad there wasn't a picture. "Meanwhile in Australia" probably would have fit.
How come that kid doesn't try to ride something awesome like a tiger or a wolf or something dangerous like that?
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;25082080]How come that kid doesn't try to ride something awesome like a tiger or a wolf or something dangerous like that?[/QUOTE] A whale can destroy a boat just by accidentally bumping into it. And a splash of its tail can easily kill people if they're hit. And they're the size of a fucking house.
In other news, Australia places a blanket ban on whales. More at Eleven.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;25082080]How come that kid doesn't try to ride something awesome like a tiger or a wolf or something dangerous like that?[/QUOTE] A whale could fuck you up man.
I'm sure the Whale enjoyed it as well.
[quote]Harassing wildlife is an offence under Australia's Wildlife Conservation Act, carrying a maximum fine of A$10,000.[/quote] That's a whale of a fine
ban whales they are endangering our youth
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25083060]That's a whale of a fine[/QUOTE] thats a whale of a shitty pun
[QUOTE=Elexar;25083269]thats a whale of a shitty pun[/QUOTE] that's a whale of a- nevermind.
[QUOTE=Elexar;25083269]thats a whale of a shitty pun[/QUOTE] Whale then I will be sure not to make it again.
People will do anything to get out of Australia.
[IMG]http://www.new-zealand-pictures.co.nz/data/media/8/east-cape-whangara_92.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7ihrD8xca8QjvM:http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/whale_rider_ver3.jpg&t=1[/IMG]
hOLY FUCKING SHIT
[QUOTE=Metalcastr;25081879]Those crazy Australians, riding whales to get where they need to go.[/QUOTE] Its the only way to Tasmania, Kangaroos can't swim with us in their pouches.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25081956]He probably has balls the size of whales.[/QUOTE] More like Wales
badass
if only this was at new zealand..
[QUOTE=Telepethi;25081981]Too bad there wasn't a picture. "Meanwhile in Australia" probably would have fit.[/QUOTE] he would have to be riding it upside down.
skip to 2:20 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_1oIpbeKCo[/media]
[quote] say environmental authorities.[/quote] They have those?
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