Pizza Hut ceased to Amaze - General

A typical sunday for me, tapping away at various websites, and mapping away at the Source SDK. When it suddenly occurs to me that I still have a few bucks to spare. With this in mind, I come to the realization that I must hassle the Pizza Hut down the street... but how? Inspired by the heavily-reposted "Cut into Isosceles Triangles" order (which did end happily, unlike this story), I decided to make my order have special instructions to cut into a Triforce. The full set-up for the pizza: [img]http://i33.tinypic.com/bis87l.png[/img] I bought a Pizza Mia 'cause it was cheap. I then added on a 2-Liter Pepsi to the order in-case I needed to drown my sorrows. Full order: [img]http://i33.tinypic.com/2vj8plf.png[/img] 30-minutes go by and I become anxious to see if they could make this pizza truly great. When suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Money in-hand, I open the door to a relatively cute delivery girl in a Pizza Hut uniform. I hand her her money and tip, and take my Pizza and 2-liter. I forgot about the 2-liter momentarily as I frantically tried to find a place to put down the Pizza and open the box. Seconds felt like minutes as I ran around, awaiting to see how well they made it. I open it. [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/244wjuq.png[/img] Not even an attempt to cut it into a Triforce. I was disappointed. [b]Very[/b] disappointed. The Pizza wasn't even good. :saddowns:

Most people don't know what a triforce is dorkwinkle [img]http://images.drunkduck.com/process/user_40936.jpg[/img]

Yeah they're not very creative.

You can't assume everyone knows what a Triforce is. Fuck ninja'd again

If you said a Triad, you might've gotten it.

[QUOTE=TH89;18397436]Most people don't know what a triforce is dorkwinkle [img]http://images.drunkduck.com/process/user_40936.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] bloop

I expected at least one of them to know. I mean really, it's Legend of Zelda for god's sake.

Order another one and tell them to cut as many little circles into it as they can. That'll be a huge pain the ass with a pizza cutter.

Dear Pizza Hut please cut my pizza into the shape of my Lvl 80 Blood Elf Druid with guild pauldrons and staff of archimagi

[QUOTE=TH89;18397436]Most people don't know what a triforce is dorkwinkle [img]http://images.drunkduck.com/process/user_40936.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yeah but he didn't even make an attempt at it.

Aw no try force for you!?! Next time try a Isosceles triangle.

oh boo hoo

But seriously, Pizza Hut can't triforce ▲ ▲ ▲

Congrats, someone spat in your food because you're a douche. How often do you think they get this crap? Just let them make the godamn pizza and go home lol

I cut a triforce into my chest once.

[QUOTE=Void Skull;18397422][img]http://i35.tinypic.com/244wjuq.png[/img][/QUOTE] Is that a wolf shirt?

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;18397492]I cut a triforce into my chest once.[/QUOTE] You should apply your advanced know-how to my Pizza.

[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE] Looks like a cat to me.

Should have said "Cut it in a pentagram"

[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE] ...Keyboard cat.

[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.threadless.com/product/1960/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon]Not quite.[/url]

[QUOTE=Ama-zake;18397506]Should have said "Cut it in a pentagram"[/QUOTE] "Arrange the sausage bits into a pentagram"

[QUOTE=Lord Ned;18397507]...Keyboard cat.[/QUOTE] Ohhhhhh, I see. I was gonna buy that T-shirt the other day, might do it tomorrow. [QUOTE=Void Skull;18397514][url=http://www.threadless.com/product/1960/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon]Not quite.[/url][/QUOTE] Yeah that's the one :D

[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE] keyboard cat shirt from [url]www.threadless.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE] Looks like cats. Awesome three tabby moon shirt?

[QUOTE=cornndog;18397471]Yeah but he didn't even make an attempt at it.[/QUOTE] I bet if you worked for pizza hut and a customer asked for a pizza cut like a foramen transversarium you probably wouldn't even touch the pizza yourself

[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/bateman31.jpg[/img] :tiphat:

[QUOTE=Kai365;18397494]Is that a wolf shirt?[/QUOTE] He got that from here: [url]http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon[/url]

[QUOTE=Ama-zake;18397506]Should have said "Cut it in a pentagram"[/QUOTE] Then they would have merely cut a notch into a pentagram, Or they would have cut the pizza while it was placed inside a pentagram. that’s really nothing special.

Nice shirt