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"Or I'll kill your dog"
old gold
I'll kill your dog.
Remember kids, If anyone asks for help, THEY ARE TRYING TO RAPE YOU.
I don't think I'd mind being the target of a sexual predator if they looked like the chick in the second danger tip.
I'd replace her batteries anyday :smug:
Goddamn, if my mom was in the hospital, I'm pretty damn sure I'd know who's bringing me there
Id help that chick with her battery's
1:37 'Hero trap' THIS MAN IS A HERO
"What's the code word?"
"she's in a co--"
"NO CODE WORD!"
Its PSAs like these that helped bring up a generation of arrogant, unhelpful, lazy, disobedient children who will never be famous or ever have sex with a hot mom and her gameboy :colbert:
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;25469116]I'd replace her batteries anyday :smug:[/QUOTE]
Wait, is she now in danger?!
Whats the codeword
Fuck, it all makes sense now.
I was playing my video game on a bench and they run out of batteries. It was fine. I had some batteries in the car, but my finger where to big and sweaty to put them in; so I waited for a kid to pass qnd asked nicely.. The kid ran away.
[QUOTE=bulletshield;25474102]Whats the codeword[/QUOTE]
Pineapple.
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How am I supposed to make friends when I can't even talk to strangers?
Oh baby I'd help you put some batteries in your gameboy
The way he listed everything in the end sounded like YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
Sometimes when we're bored and I have to pick up my little sister from elementary school I'll drive up real slow and have my friend in the passenger seat go 'Hey little girl want some candy?' and after she gets in the car we'll peel out and speed away. Look on the face of the old lady standing near her = priceless.
The 12th stranger danger tip is to watch out for police officers giving you tips.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;25481327]Sometimes when we're bored and I have to pick up my little sister from elementary school I'll drive up real slow and have my friend in the passenger seat go 'Hey little girl want some candy?' and after she gets in the car we'll peel out and speed away. Look on the face of the old lady standing near her = priceless.[/QUOTE]
Haha, it'd be funny if she called the cops on you.
[QUOTE=M2k3;25473171]Its PSAs like these that helped bring up a generation of arrogant, unhelpful, lazy, disobedient children who will never be famous or ever have sex with a hot mom and her gameboy :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I do so wanna have sex with that gameboy...
Also,
I typed gameboy, had check spelling enabled in firefox 3 and the 3rd choice down is gamecock.
Now I will never be kidnapped and raped again!
Thanks OP! :buddy:
Remember kid; if an old lady ask you to help carry her groceries, she most likely wants to rape you.
Holy shit, I don't want that guy taking my picture :ohdear:
What sort of kid would be inticed by a guy wanting to take their picture?
The chick with the gameboy I wouldn't mind at all.
