[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsKRccvcrK4[/media]
Meet Glenn Moon. I recommend you listen to his beautiful speech as linked above while reading this thread.
Glenn Moon is running for mayor of Livonia, Michigan. Many other candidates are running, but none are quite as [i]unique[/i] as Mr. Moon is. You see, he "participate this election motivated by HolySpiritfromGodinnameJesusChrist." He doesn't like to use prepositions, but prepositions are the hellspawn of EvilOneSpiritRealmDevilSatan anyway.
He is indeed a serious candidate, and he does indeed talk like this 24/7.
Here's a news article on his running: [url]http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/08/livonia_city_council_candidate.html[/url]
Here is him addressing the city council:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d9NR9JPOIs[/media]
I first came upon Mr. Moon while viewing the Daily Show forum: [url]http://forum.thedailyshow.com/tds/board/message?board.id=story_suggestions&thread.id=12317[/url]
Within a few days of the thread being made, it seems [i]THE[/i] real Glenn Moon responded to the thread. Unless it's a very dedicated impostor/troll, he posted his own Facebook and other things. Here are some nice examples of posts of his:
[quote=Glenn Moon]alright MOM
IMoon apologize
maybe I was littlebitharsh in
myGlennprivatemessage to youmobilityoperationsmanager
please
forgive me
oh yes
one more thing
cliffhanger05 and Dew
are working on getting me to
USANewYork_ManhattansuburbNewYorkCity
in order to be interviewed
if IMoon
do make trip to NYC
we really should all try to visit
jazzclubVillageVanguard on Mondaynight
listen to jazzorchestra perform
also
we will want to see about joining KellyandRegis at 9AM
maybe musiciankeyboardplayerbandleaderYerlow.Stanley
pianoteacher to Philbin.Regis
will be in town at his apartment on Broadway
and will join us at breakfast
oh I am sorry
pardonmeMOM
my mistake
IMoon need apologize again
that show title is RegisandKelly
I hope myMooncircusproductionmanagerfriendSladek is home on LongIsland
heSladek will certainly want to participate
as we all
seek to be obedient to
Holy Will of God in name Jesus Christ
fulfilling our spiritual duty and responsibility
leading this world of lost humansouls to
eternal salvation from
Heavenly Father Almighty God
through God Son
Jesus Christ Lord Savior Messiah[/quote]
[quote=Glenn Moon]my name is GlennMoon
I participate this election motivated by
Holy Spirit from God in name Jesus Christ
just how large will our audience be?
will those rating numbers include
entire kingdom of God in name Jesus Christ
dwelling in heavenly realm
beyond generally accepted
atmospheric border of planetearth?[/quote]
[quote=Glenn Moon]IUSAcitizenMoon.Glenn today2009September3Thursday3PMUSAeastimezone
seek to respond in proper manner to information I have just viewed on computerscreen
libraryCantonsuburbDetroitMichiganUSAcomputerweb17
internetcommunityDailyShowstoryideasthread"wouldyouvoteforthisman?"
features replyentries posted since IMoon visited library yesterdayWednesdaySep2
I have produced paperprintphotocopies of thread and I will study them later todayThursday
ourVOTEMOONthread now includes posts from
cliffhanger05
Dew
MOMmobilityoperationsmanager
watermelony
Locke's_Right
wingnut extreme
IMoon want to thank whoever combined threeoriginaldailyshowstoryideathreads into onethread
this makes mucheasier my process of responding to information related to my electioncampaign
I also want to thank wingnutextreme
IMrMoon verymuchappreciate yourwingnuteffort locating and posting 2009August12candidateforum
we are now working with twoMoonvideopresentations
1)from2009Aug6chambercommerce2)from2009Aug12candidateforumleaguewomenvoter
I AM GRATEFUL TO BE RECEIVING THIS KIND OF ATTENTION FROM YOU PEOPLE
problem most prominent IMoon already recognize from this internetexperience is
something IGlenn describe as
PSYCHOTIC DEMENTIA
creation of ones own reality out of actual events
constantly people reproduce information in way that is not representative of actual event
IMrMoon strive to speak both "truth" and "Truth"
truth being of this world
Truth being of God in name Jesus Christ
there is information provided constantly in this world that misrepresents truth
here are three examples of truth being misrepresented in ourVOTEMOONthread
example1) MOM spelled myMoonfirstname as "Glen"
this may seem insignificant however
reality is MOM misrepresented truth when MOM wrote my name "Glen"
leading one to recognize MOM is willing to misrepresent truth
example2) wingnutextreme identifies 2009Aug12 as meMoon addressing LivoniaCityCouncil
truth is I was participating in candidates forum hosted by League of Women Voters at cityhallLivonia
again I will say I AM GRATEFUL youwingnut took time locate this presentation
I have made other speeches since 2000January at cityhallLivonia
I would be happy to try and provide information concerning those events to you
in addition to events I have participated in related to our
spiritually corrupt United States of America government judicial system
and other events of interest to people who want to get to know me better
example3) cliffhanger05 wrote "he claims to have been chosen by God to run city"
at no point have IMoon said I have been chosen by God to run city
what I have said is
"I participate this election motivated by HolySpiritfromGodinnameJesusChrist"
and
I seek to fulfill my spiritual duty and responsibility
lead this world of lost humansouls to
eternal salvation from
Heavenly Father Almighty God
through God Son
Jesus Christ Lord Savior Messiah[/quote]
His mission is an important, virtuous, and righteous one, and I hope Livonia can appreciate his message and rightfully elect him as mayor of their fine city.
In the name of HolySpiritFromGod, HeavenlyFatherAlmighty, and of course, GodthroughGodSonJesusChristLordSaviorMessiah, I wish him good luck.
It's like every Christian and politician is talking at once, but through only this man.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17126030]It's like every Christian and politician is talking at once, but through only this man.[/QUOTE]
plus there's the fact that he doesn't like saying "the" "of" or pausing between words and sentences
I live near Livonia, part of my family lives there.
I got a headache when he started talking about litter.
He can go to hell, i personally wouldn't want a bible humpers in a position of power. Mainly because of religious reasons, not everyone believes in the same things he does, so he wouldn't represent them and from his speech he is completely nuts.
[QUOTE=MR-X;17126551]He can go to hell, i personally wouldn't want a bible humpers in a position of power. Mainly because of religious reasons, not everyone believes in the same things he does, so he wouldn't represent them and from his speech he is completely nuts.[/QUOTE]
It's not even so much his religious syncophance (you'll find that in a lot of politicians either way) but the fact that he is so mind-numingly stupid. He talks like he didn't pass 6th grade English.
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