• Glenn Moon, Good Candidate or Best Candidate?
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsKRccvcrK4[/media] Meet Glenn Moon. I recommend you listen to his beautiful speech as linked above while reading this thread. Glenn Moon is running for mayor of Livonia, Michigan. Many other candidates are running, but none are quite as [i]unique[/i] as Mr. Moon is. You see, he "participate this election motivated by HolySpiritfromGodinnameJesusChrist." He doesn't like to use prepositions, but prepositions are the hellspawn of EvilOneSpiritRealmDevilSatan anyway. He is indeed a serious candidate, and he does indeed talk like this 24/7. Here's a news article on his running: [url]http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/08/livonia_city_council_candidate.html[/url] Here is him addressing the city council: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d9NR9JPOIs[/media] I first came upon Mr. Moon while viewing the Daily Show forum: [url]http://forum.thedailyshow.com/tds/board/message?board.id=story_suggestions&thread.id=12317[/url] Within a few days of the thread being made, it seems [i]THE[/i] real Glenn Moon responded to the thread. Unless it's a very dedicated impostor/troll, he posted his own Facebook and other things. Here are some nice examples of posts of his: [quote=Glenn Moon]alright MOM IMoon apologize maybe I was littlebitharsh in myGlennprivatemessage to youmobilityoperationsmanager please forgive me oh yes one more thing cliffhanger05 and Dew are working on getting me to USANewYork_ManhattansuburbNewYorkCity in order to be interviewed if IMoon do make trip to NYC we really should all try to visit jazzclubVillageVanguard on Mondaynight listen to jazzorchestra perform also we will want to see about joining KellyandRegis at 9AM maybe musiciankeyboardplayerbandleaderYerlow.Stanley pianoteacher to Philbin.Regis will be in town at his apartment on Broadway and will join us at breakfast oh I am sorry pardonmeMOM my mistake IMoon need apologize again that show title is RegisandKelly I hope myMooncircusproductionmanagerfriendSladek is home on LongIsland heSladek will certainly want to participate as we all seek to be obedient to Holy Will of God in name Jesus Christ fulfilling our spiritual duty and responsibility leading this world of lost humansouls to eternal salvation from Heavenly Father Almighty God through God Son Jesus Christ Lord Savior Messiah[/quote] [quote=Glenn Moon]my name is GlennMoon I participate this election motivated by Holy Spirit from God in name Jesus Christ just how large will our audience be? will those rating numbers include entire kingdom of God in name Jesus Christ dwelling in heavenly realm beyond generally accepted atmospheric border of planetearth?[/quote] [quote=Glenn Moon]IUSAcitizenMoon.Glenn today2009September3Thursday3PMUSAeastimezone seek to respond in proper manner to information I have just viewed on computerscreen libraryCantonsuburbDetroitMichiganUSAcomputerweb17 internetcommunityDailyShowstoryideasthread"wouldyouvoteforthisman?" features replyentries posted since IMoon visited library yesterdayWednesdaySep2 I have produced paperprintphotocopies of thread and I will study them later todayThursday ourVOTEMOONthread now includes posts from cliffhanger05 Dew MOMmobilityoperationsmanager watermelony Locke's_Right wingnut extreme IMoon want to thank whoever combined threeoriginaldailyshowstoryideathreads into onethread this makes mucheasier my process of responding to information related to my electioncampaign I also want to thank wingnutextreme IMrMoon verymuchappreciate yourwingnuteffort locating and posting 2009August12candidateforum we are now working with twoMoonvideopresentations 1)from2009Aug6chambercommerce2)from2009Aug12candidateforumleaguewomenvoter I AM GRATEFUL TO BE RECEIVING THIS KIND OF ATTENTION FROM YOU PEOPLE problem most prominent IMoon already recognize from this internetexperience is something IGlenn describe as PSYCHOTIC DEMENTIA creation of ones own reality out of actual events constantly people reproduce information in way that is not representative of actual event IMrMoon strive to speak both "truth" and "Truth" truth being of this world Truth being of God in name Jesus Christ there is information provided constantly in this world that misrepresents truth here are three examples of truth being misrepresented in ourVOTEMOONthread example1) MOM spelled myMoonfirstname as "Glen" this may seem insignificant however reality is MOM misrepresented truth when MOM wrote my name "Glen" leading one to recognize MOM is willing to misrepresent truth example2) wingnutextreme identifies 2009Aug12 as meMoon addressing LivoniaCityCouncil truth is I was participating in candidates forum hosted by League of Women Voters at cityhallLivonia again I will say I AM GRATEFUL youwingnut took time locate this presentation I have made other speeches since 2000January at cityhallLivonia I would be happy to try and provide information concerning those events to you in addition to events I have participated in related to our spiritually corrupt United States of America government judicial system and other events of interest to people who want to get to know me better example3) cliffhanger05 wrote "he claims to have been chosen by God to run city" at no point have IMoon said I have been chosen by God to run city what I have said is "I participate this election motivated by HolySpiritfromGodinnameJesusChrist" and I seek to fulfill my spiritual duty and responsibility lead this world of lost humansouls to eternal salvation from Heavenly Father Almighty God through God Son Jesus Christ Lord Savior Messiah[/quote] His mission is an important, virtuous, and righteous one, and I hope Livonia can appreciate his message and rightfully elect him as mayor of their fine city. In the name of HolySpiritFromGod, HeavenlyFatherAlmighty, and of course, GodthroughGodSonJesusChristLordSaviorMessiah, I wish him good luck.
It's like every Christian and politician is talking at once, but through only this man.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17126030]It's like every Christian and politician is talking at once, but through only this man.[/QUOTE] plus there's the fact that he doesn't like saying "the" "of" or pausing between words and sentences
I live near Livonia, part of my family lives there.
I got a headache when he started talking about litter.
He can go to hell, i personally wouldn't want a bible humpers in a position of power. Mainly because of religious reasons, not everyone believes in the same things he does, so he wouldn't represent them and from his speech he is completely nuts.
[QUOTE=MR-X;17126551]He can go to hell, i personally wouldn't want a bible humpers in a position of power. Mainly because of religious reasons, not everyone believes in the same things he does, so he wouldn't represent them and from his speech he is completely nuts.[/QUOTE] It's not even so much his religious syncophance (you'll find that in a lot of politicians either way) but the fact that he is so mind-numingly stupid. He talks like he didn't pass 6th grade English.
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