Why do chocolate bunnies get thinner every year? - General

I just had a chocolate bunny that was 2 cm thick at the chest. Seriously?! I just want a big slab of chocolate, not a chocolate bar! Anyone else remember the '90s Easters when your parents bought you those inch-thick bunnies? Where you had to scrape the chocolate off with your teeth until it was thin enough to bite off? Those were the days.

Fatty. Edit: Just kidding. I do notice it though. Eh, maybe we do need less sweets. Too much obesity as is.

[QUOTE=Identity;21173682]Fatty. Edit: Just kidding. I do notice it though. Eh, maybe we do need less sweets. Too much obesity as is.[/QUOTE] Life is too short. We need to clog our arteries [i]while there's still time.[/i]

I blame the women and their diets.

Less for more, welcome to the modern supermarket economy :)

The materials to make them are probably getting more expensive to get, just like Girl Scout cookies and the Cadbury chocolate egg.

it's socialism and obamacare and the soviets

make your own [editline]07:15PM[/editline] it's cheap and you control when you get diabetus

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21173748]it's socialism and obamacare and the soviets[/QUOTE] "...It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." :ohdear:

Corning cutters

Ugh. Reese's Peanut Butter cups are always getting smaller too.

Companies are just trying to make their products as cheap as possible.

I go into stores and scrape chocolate off, of the bunny's. I'm sorry, I just can't afford them.

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;21173863]"...It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Get back in the car marty!

Cost effectiveness.

Weird, I am eating a fat one right now.

[QUOTE=redonkulous;21174781]Weird, I am eating a fat one right now.[/QUOTE] That's my dick.

Didn't Cadbury just get bought out by Kraft for a ridiculous amount of money?

There not getting smaller, your getting bigger.

I blame those dieting magazines... they've already proven how effectively they can manipulate human females, now they're going after inanimate chocolate animals.

ITT: Fat American Whiner's League.

I'm a skinny guy and I think I deserve to eat a few pounds of chocolate on Easter.

[QUOTE=Cheezy;21174915]ITT: Fat American Whiner's League.[/QUOTE] Not all Americans are fat however

In stores now, people are selling "Chocolate flavoured bunnies" which are actually carab or something, but it's immitation chocolate. I just want to eat my motherfucking chocolate and not be ripped off by some asshole.

Hey I didn't even get a chocolate bunny, I got a chocolate CROSS which almost seemed sacreligious eating it.

[QUOTE=Dyson6;21175102]Hey I didn't even get a chocolate bunny, I got a chocolate CROSS which almost seemed sacreligious eating it.[/QUOTE] I got one of those once, I never ate it. Felt too wrong to do so. I ended up just melting it down and shaping it into a chocolate bar. It felt as if I was burning Jesus at the stake. I still feel bad about it to this day...

[QUOTE=Dyson6;21175102]Hey I didn't even get a chocolate bunny, I got a chocolate CROSS which almost seemed sacreligious eating it.[/QUOTE] lol. i got a 7 oz solid milk chocolate bunny [img_thumb]http://tdoyle.me/img/files/bunnyman.jpg[/img_thumb] :smug:

I remember getting a chocolate Kung Fu Panda, I think last year It was fucking awesome

got a bunch of caramel filled eggs

[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;21174955]Not all Americans are fat however[/QUOTE] I didn't say they were neither. I just said this thread is full of fat Americans.