It's incredible some of the figures, because the people who come up with them have literally no idea of what relative quantities are to one another.
18 billion is like the value of a small country or a city.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49667883]It's incredible some of the figures, because the people who come up with them have literally no idea of what relative quantities are to one another.
18 billion is like the value of a small country or a city.[/QUOTE]
I could probably save almost all the dogs in my state and hire people to care for them until they die with that money.
frank says what needs to be said so we dont have to
I think I just saw that on my feed like a day ago
Of course everyone was like "hell no I'm a pure soul"
His delivery was perfect. This type of Filthy Frank video always makes my day.
Lost it at "Time to put on the ol' Timberlands, you know what I'm saying."
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;49668331]I think I just saw that on my feed like a day ago
Of course everyone was like "hell no I'm a pure soul"[/QUOTE]
There lying very few people in real life are " holier than thou "
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;49668331]I think I just saw that on my feed like a day ago
Of course everyone was like "hell no I'm a pure soul"[/QUOTE]They don't specify how much force you need to use. You can just lightly tap the puppy. Everyone wins. :joy:
The ends do in fact justify the means.
Those ends being me buying videogames and never working.
Nobody is questioning the fact that some asshole would have to offer the $18 billion for stepping on a puppy in the first place. Even if you step on the puppy and then donate the money to save other puppies, that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Asshole Billionaire could've just donated the money himself and not made you kill it. Why is he doing it anyway? Does he have some kind of puppy murder fetish that he wants to play out? Surely that means he's worth more than $18 billion, right? Who would spend absolutely all of their money to get their rocks off? Couldn't he spend even more of his money once you're done to counteract your charity and kill more puppies than you could ever save?
Even if it's some magic genie who can create $18 billion from nothing couldn't they just use their fucking genie powers to save the puppies? Why not skip the middleman? [del]Oh and on top of that, $18 billion generated from absolutely nowhere would probably have a decent impact on the value of the dollar over time. So not only did you just kill a puppy to appease some dickhead genie, you crippled the economy too. Thanks fuckhead.[/del]
So really the guy who's offering the money is an asshole, and you'd be an asshole for playing into it.
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;49669418]Nobody is questioning the fact that some asshole would have to offer the $18 billion for stepping on a puppy in the first place. Even if you step on the puppy and then donate the money to save other puppies, that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Asshole Billionaire could've just donated the money himself and not made you kill the dog.
Even if it's some magic genie who can create $18 billion from nothing couldn't they just use their fucking genie powers to save the puppies? Why not skip the middleman? Oh and on top of that, $18 billion generated from absolutely nowhere would probably have a decent impact on the value of the dollar over time. So not only did you just kill a puppy to appease some dickhead genie, you crippled the economy too. Thanks fuckhead.
So really the guy who's offering the money is an asshole, and you'd be an asshole for playing into it.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you should think on it that hard for questions like these
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49669303]The ends do in fact justify the means.
Those ends being me buying videogames and never working.[/QUOTE]
Become a contending primary video game publisher, build a shadow video game company, and requisition them to make the best video game in history.
....or donate it all to SpaceX.
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;49669418]Nobody is questioning the fact that some asshole would have to offer the $18 billion for stepping on a puppy in the first place. Even if you step on the puppy and then donate the money to save other puppies, that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Asshole Billionaire could've just donated the money himself and not made you kill it. Why is he doing it anyway? Does he have some kind of puppy murder fetish that he wants to play out? Surely that means he's worth more than $18 billion, right? Who would spend absolutely all of their money to get their rocks off? Couldn't he spend even more of his money once you're done to counteract your charity and kill more puppies than you could ever save?
Even if it's some magic genie who can create $18 billion from nothing couldn't they just use their fucking genie powers to save the puppies? Why not skip the middleman? Oh and on top of that, $18 billion generated from absolutely nowhere would probably have a decent impact on the value of the dollar over time. So not only did you just kill a puppy to appease some dickhead genie, you crippled the economy too. Thanks fuckhead.
So really the guy who's offering the money is an asshole, and you'd be an asshole for playing into it.[/QUOTE]
$18 billion won't cripple the economy lol. US economy is so massive it'd barely notice it
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49669617]$18 billion won't cripple the economy lol. US economy is so massive it'd barely notice it[/QUOTE]
The US spent like 3 trillion or something on a fighter jet. It'll be fine.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49669635]The US spent like 3 trillion or something on a fighter jet. It'll be fine.[/QUOTE]
What. 3 trillion? Mate, GDP of the US is about 18 trillion dollars. Are you saying 15% of the US is collectively working on a single jet?
[QUOTE=judgeofdeath;49670034]What. 3 trillion? Mate, GDP of the US is about 18 trillion dollars. Are you saying 15% of the US is collectively working on a single jet?[/QUOTE]
$1.3 trillion for the F-35 Lightning II program.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;49670049]$1.3 trillion for the F-35 Lightning II program.[/QUOTE]
Ooooh, for developping a jet. Thought he meant buying a single aircraft, thought that'd be a bit bonkers
I'd be making bloody footprints all the way to the god dammed bank. I'd buy out Konami just to fire every single one of those fuckers and burn it to the ground, and then give the FOX engine back to Kojima.
Looks like a Chiwawa puppy.
Even as a dog lover I think I could live with myself if there was one less Chiwawa in the world.
for 18 billion dollars i can buy 18 billion gravestones for that poor puppy
"I would kill 18 billion dogs for 18 billion dollars"
So one dog for a dollar :v:
As much as that puppy is adorable, I'd eat it alive infront of a live audience for 18 billion dollars.
It makes no sense to make these questions when the ratio's so retarded..
Maybe if it'd been like, $10'000 then I'd been in doubt but likely done it and tried to save the dog afterwards.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;49667883]It's incredible some of the figures, because the people who come up with them have literally no idea of what relative quantities are to one another.
18 billion is like the value of a small country or a city.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;49669418]Nobody is questioning the fact that some asshole would have to offer the $18 billion for stepping on a puppy in the first place. Even if you step on the puppy and then donate the money to save other puppies, that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Asshole Billionaire could've just donated the money himself and not made you kill it. Why is he doing it anyway? Does he have some kind of puppy murder fetish that he wants to play out? Surely that means he's worth more than $18 billion, right? Who would spend absolutely all of their money to get their rocks off? Couldn't he spend even more of his money once you're done to counteract your charity and kill more puppies than you could ever save?
Even if it's some magic genie who can create $18 billion from nothing couldn't they just use their fucking genie powers to save the puppies? Why not skip the middleman? Oh and on top of that, $18 billion generated from absolutely nowhere would probably have a decent impact on the value of the dollar over time. So not only did you just kill a puppy to appease some dickhead genie, you crippled the economy too. Thanks fuckhead.
So really the guy who's offering the money is an asshole, and you'd be an asshole for playing into it.[/QUOTE]
[url]https://youtu.be/zrHkb8U8ID8?t=3m10s[/url]
I'd eat that puppy alive for 100K.
[QUOTE=Ryo Ohki;49670331][url]https://youtu.be/zrHkb8U8ID8?t=3m10s[/url][/QUOTE]
I knew somebody would link this lmao
Of course I would kill the puppy if I was offered 18 billion dollars in return.
And no, I wouldn't use the money to donate to a puppy charity; I'd use it to improve my life.
[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;49670915]Of course I would kill the puppy if I was offered 18 billion dollars in return.
And no, I wouldn't use the money to donate to a puppy charity; I'd use it to improve my life.[/QUOTE]
do you really need 18 billion dollars to improve your life
that seems a bit excessive
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