Hired hit man fell in love with his victim... then faked her death with tomato ketchup - Polidicks

[quote] A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target. Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo. He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband. But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot. He then used some tomato ketchup to try and get them both off the hook. [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/23/article-2040452-0E0AD5BC00000578-939_468x345.jpg[/img] Covered in tomato sauce: The death of Iranildes Aguiar Araujo was faked by her new love Carlos Roberto de Jesus, a hitman sent to kill her, called The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit. The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket. More... Could video identify the Mexican drugs gang who dumped 35 bodies on city highway in rush hour? De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit. He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead. The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her. Araujo said: 'I tore my shirt, put the knife by my side here, then he tied me up and smothered me with ketchup.' But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off. She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her. 'In eight years of policing I've never heard anything like it.' Sheriff Lima Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession. The murder was supposed to take place last July in the small town of Pidonbacu, in the state of Bahia, in eastern Brazil. Bizarre: The hitman, from Bahia, Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes but couldn't go through with it The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail. The hitman and his 'victim"' faces extortion charges and the woman who hired him charges of making threats to kill. Sheriff Lima said: 'In eight years of policing I've never heard anything like it.' While a local shopkeeper remarked: 'Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman's armpit?' [/quote] Read more: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040452/Hired-hit-man-fell-love-victim-faking-death-tomato-ketchup.html#ixzz1YyqGf4Cf[/url] DAWWW, how sweet. If only every hit could have such a happy ending

N'aww, this could be a movie plot if then the employer found out and hired a bunch of other people to kill them both

[QUOTE=shian;32472990]Read more: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040452/Hired-hit-man-fell-love-victim-faking-death-tomato-ketchup.html#ixzz1YyqGf4Cf[/url] DAWWW, how sweet. If only every hit could have such a happy ending[/QUOTE] [quote]She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.[/quote] Sure sounds like a happy ending to me. [QUOTE=Hamm0;32473000]N'aww, this could be a movie plot if then the employer found out and hired a bunch of other people to kill them both[/QUOTE] Mr. & Mrs. Smith comes to mind.

Sounds like something you would find in a fairy tale book.

it's from dailymail...

I had no idea a hit is that cheap.

[QUOTE=sami-elite;32473059]I had no idea a hit is that cheap.[/QUOTE]Garry could probably kill all of us if he wanted to.

this made my day 20% better :unsmith: thanks op

£345 to hire a hitman? Shit I'll buy 5

Thats actually very sweet. At least we get happy endings every once in awhile.

Sounds like a 100% bullshit story.

Seriously, how can you not tell the knife is in her armpit How stupid was the woman who hired him

I'd take this with a pinch of salt, The Onion is more reliable than the daily mail.

What if they covered a girl in ketchup to make a sweet fake love story?

Wasn't this the plot to a Bruce Willis movie?

This is like every single cliche movie ever

This happened in some French movie I watched once.

[QUOTE=znk666;32474143]This is like every single cliche movie ever[/QUOTE] Well, cliche is cliche for a reason

I wonder if she really was having an affair? The article never says. This is pretty cool, though; it would make a great movie.

Doesn't he get in shit for being a hitman?

Wow hitman arr that cheap? Lol the good part of the recession.

Extortion? Wouldn't that imply the supporting of the hitman system in the first place?

You're all surprised that a hit was that cheap, but I think it's that cheap with that particular hitman because he's so bad at it. Just like cheap Chinese products Also I remember doing that armpit trick when I was 5 and dressed up as a knight. Not only he's bad at killing, but also at faking someone's death But at least it came to that kind of end. Killing someone over cheating is complete bullshit, especially when the husband of the woman is the one who actually cheats, and he should be confronted

Reminds me of [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120609/]The Big Hit[/url]. Sure it was a kidnapping, but they were still hitmen :v:

[quote] Carlos Roberto [B]de Jesus[/B][/quote] [img]http://oneguyrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/big-lebowski-Jesus.jpg[/img] And no one fucks with the Jesus.

[QUOTE=153x;32473284]Seriously, how can you not tell the knife is in her armpit How stupid was the woman who hired him[/QUOTE]Stupid enough to go to the police after having ordered someone to be killed.

Wow her maid hired him to kill her, crazy Brazil.

He was going to do it for £345? I'm not the best at conversion but thats practically nothing.

[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;32475416][img]http://oneguyrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/big-lebowski-Jesus.jpg[/img] And no one fucks with the Jesus.[/QUOTE] 8 year olds

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;32475846]8 year olds[/QUOTE] No, they just fuck with his priests.