• Fake Batman goes to Christchurch police
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[quote]A fake Batman has marched into Christchurch central police station demanding to know what emergency had triggered the "bat signal" - white light beaming through the sky. The caped crusader, dressed in full superhero garb of mask, cape and tights, was insisting that the White Lights of Hope, which commemorate the earthquake anniversary, bear an uncanny resemblance to the bat emblem that flashes through the night sky. In the comic, it's police commissioner Gordon who orders the call for Batman to come to the rescue, so who better for the Canterbury faux hero to ask for. "First of all he wanted to speak to the commissioner," Sergeant Chris Jones told The Press. "And then he wanted to know what was going on and why he'd been called, because he'd seen the lights in the sky." Sgt Jones, who was just clocking on when the hero arrived on Sunday, said he was too "scrawny" to make a convincing Batman, adding Robin would have to be "6 foot 4 and built like a tank to help him out". After a brief chat, the superhero, who was being filmed by a friend, made a quick exit, leaving the officers chuckling. "Contrary to popular belief, the police still have a sense of humour," Sgt Jones said.[/quote] [url]http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1592691/Fake-Batman-goes-to-Christchurch-police[/url] New Zealand is safe.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;32553725][url]http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1592691/Fake-Batman-goes-to-Christchurch-police[/url] New Zealand is safe.[/QUOTE] He is the hero that Christchurch deserves. But the one they needed during the earthquakes.
The good thing is that they still have a sense of humour. At least they didn't arrest him.
I... uh... What? How do you explain that in your report? Do you just say some dude dressed like Batman showed up, or what?
wow that guy is a hero brb youtubing batman christchurch
oh so it was the fake batman
What if it was actually the real batman and people just laughed at him?
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;32556154]What if it was actually the real batman and people just laughed at him?[/QUOTE] feels bat, man
[quote]After a brief chat, the superhero, who was being filmed by a friend, made a quick exit, leaving the officers chuckling. "Contrary to popular belief, the police still have a sense of humour," Sgt Jones said.[/quote] ... Ooh, New Zealand. If this had been in New York, [img]http://theduckshoot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/NY_Police_Brutality.jpg[/img]
Well he didn't do anything wrong in the police station plus the cops weren't too bothered by him.
He's fake because he wears hockey pads.
I imagined him as a fat batman fatman! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF4XGYTyNjw[/media]
[quote] Sgt Jones, who was just clocking on when the hero arrived on Sunday, said he was too "scrawny" to make a convincing Batman [/quote] Wow Sgt. Jones is a dick.
I bet he lost a bet. Reminds me of Sam Fisher getting shot in Auckland and it was just a promo for Conviction.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;32556834]... Ooh, New Zealand. If this had been in New York, [img]http://theduckshoot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/NY_Police_Brutality.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Sad but true
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