My experiences with teenage pregnancy and potty training
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Hi.
Back when me and my wife were 13, we had the stupid idea of having sex. One time after a successful football game that got our school into the spotlight, we got so excited that we decided to celebrate by experimenting. And nine months later, we were in big fucking trouble.
Our son, who we named Aiden, was brought into this world. I never experienced such a mix of emotions. I was scared. I was sad. I was angry. But I was also in ecstasy. I had brought a beautiful child into the world. So instead of putting it up for adoption, we decided to raise him with help from our parents.
However, we can't seem to figure out how to potty train him properly, does anyone here who has ever babysat have any tips we can use to get our child to use the toilet properly?
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wait when you were 13?
What the shit?
Also, he is getting into kindergarten soon and we hope to not have to have the techer help him, we need help ASAP
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I have 6 siblings, me being the oldest I've always had to help with the potty training.
Best thing to do is teach them how to use the toilet properly and for every time they do so correctly reward them in some way. Lollipops work wonders.
Couldn't you have just, asked us how to potty train a child?
That kind of depressed me
I've gotta say, guys, I'm a little worried that this may not be a troll..
I cant be the only one who smells troll, right?
To reiterate:
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;16744293]Electrify the floor around the toilet.
He won't miss again.[/QUOTE]
I'm telling you, it's the only way.
I did it to my kid, he's deathly afraid of toilet floors but the little bastard can piss on a fly from the balcony now.
Here's the thing.
If YOU'VE only been potty trained for ~8 years, don't have a kid.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;16744480]To reiterate:
I'm telling you, it's the only way.
I did it to my kid, he's deathly afraid of toilet floors but the little bastard can piss on a fly from the balcony now.[/QUOTE]
That will only make him lose his penis. I do not know if you are kidding or not, I just would like you to know that I am not trying this.
He made a thread about this in Fast Threads and bumped a 2 year old thread to ask the same question.
Either he's trolling or just incredibly stupid.
Uh, so you are 18 approximately and have a child going into kindergarten? I feel really bad for your child. Unless you have really rich parents that kid is probably going to have a shit life.
Also, create a reward system where if he pees in his potty 10 times in a row with no "accidents' then you buy him some crap from the dollar store or something.
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Fuck it this is a troll I'm out.
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16744461]Couldn't you have just, asked us how to potty train a child?
That kind of depressed me[/QUOTE]
That's what he wants you to think.
[QUOTE=That 70's Show;16744501]That will only make him lose his penis. I do not know if you are kidding or not, I just would like you to know that I am not trying this.[/QUOTE]
Actually if it's pretty far away from the floor then the electricity couldn't connect to his penis because the farther away from the penis the pee is, the purine starts to go apart and it wouldn't connect unless he goes right next to it.
But he doesn't need to know that.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;16744480]To reiterate:
I'm telling you, it's the only way.
I did it to my kid, he's deathly afraid of toilet floors but the little bastard can piss on a fly from the balcony now.[/QUOTE]
I should do that when I have a kid
What was the name of that one guy with the sparkly text?
Because I think we found his idol.
Also :wtc:
Instead of asking a forum full of teenagers, ask you own parents. They are more likely to know than us.
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[QUOTE=j00g0t0wnd;16744510]He made a thread about this in Fast Threads and bumped a 2 year old thread to ask the same question.
Either he's trolling or just incredibly stupid.[/QUOTE]
I'm just incredible stupid.
And this is the only thread about this I've made
[QUOTE=That 70's Show;16744554]I'm just incredible stupid.
And this is the only thread about this I've made[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=793994[/url]
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