Alright so recently my mother moved from her bedroom to the lounge, to make room for my older brother who's coming to stay. Now when she emptied her shelf she gave me her norwegian troll her brother gave her.
Why is this notable? Because of three things.
1. It seems to be made of an impossible material(Plastic wood.)
2. It is apparantely either A. a model of a 100% real norwegian troll(That swings on clotheslines and steals underpants(HURR SOUTH PARK)) or B. A troll turned to wood.
3. It apparantely brings good luck.
Now why is this notable? It's [highlight]terrifying.[/highlight]
In a few hours i'll get pictures but here's one off Google(mine is handmade/non painted)
[img]http://www.shopatnorway.com/images/840018_LA_troll_norway.jpg[/img]
The worst part is, Mine has these weird catseyes that seem to glint no matter what light it's in. and the teeth are much more visible than anything else...
Imagine seeing that face come out of the toilet as you're taking a shit.
Enjoy going to the bathroom, OP.
I'm scared actually, Because when i walked into the pitch black empty room my mother got ready for my brother, The eyes glinted. There is no lightsource in there.
Cast a spell and have it turn into a real troll.
Then teach it to climb into peoples' windows and steal their cats.
What also scares me is(You'll all call bullshit but) There are apparantely 100% real trolls in norway that are not just folklore.
I hope this one is happy with how i am treating him...
[editline]05:17AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25145471]Cast a spell and have it turn into a real troll.
Then teach it to climb into peoples' windows and steal their cats.[/QUOTE]
BRILLIANT!
I can now create the CATBOTS MUCH EASIER!
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145474]What also scares me is(You'll all call bullshit but) There are apparantely 100% real trolls in norway that are not just folklore.
[/QUOTE]
The ancient folklore spoke of the ''Mountain People'' which were really just bogans in caves.
Some still exist is what you're referring to.
It's an ornament.
nothing more.
Yeah but they all look like this little guy and swing on clotheslines and steal underwear.
So they're real in a way. Fuck i don't want to meet these people down a dark alley.(I live in england anyway)
[editline]05:19AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Spawndex;25145493]It's an ornament.
nothing more.[/QUOTE]
One made of an impossible material, that is ugly, and has eyes that glint in any light?
don't try and get rid of it, it'll just keep coming back
Why is its junk so huge?
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;25145501]don't try and get rid of it, it'll just keep coming back[/QUOTE]
I actually plan to keep it for the rest of my days and give it onto my half-breed mutant child.
Terror should be introduced at a young age
[QUOTE=3picFail;25145503]Why is its junk so huge?[/QUOTE]
Um look at it again
If that was its junk it would be 50% dick and 50% troll
Fuck I think I got one of these things in my house somewhere, except it's a cyclops...
[QUOTE=Dippeggs;25145536]Fuck I think I got one of these things in my house somewhere, except it's a cyclops...[/QUOTE]
You mean this?
[img]http://www.scandinaviantrends.com/images/MVC-007S.JPG[/img]
He's got the same eye as mine.
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alright it's alive i left it in my minifridge(idk why) for like ten minutes and it didn't cool down.
Remember. never feed it after midnight.
[QUOTE=Test Card F;25145552]You mean this?
[img]http://www.scandinaviantrends.com/images/MVC-007S.JPG[/img]
He's got the same eye as mine.[/QUOTE]
Mines I little less creepy, but I don't know where it is so I can't really tell.
That's the dickiest dicknose I have seen ever.
Holy shit it'll kill you in your sleep
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Don't spill water on it, itll go crazy and kill you for sure
[QUOTE=beanhead;25145573]Holy shit it'll kill you in your sleep[/QUOTE]
I used to have a little pig statue near it.
But my brother took it so now i am no longer safe.
Luckily i have lots of those plastic Trollies trolls.
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Speaking of which i do actually collect trolls like this 'n shit. It's just this is something deep from the bowels of hell forged to make me paranoid.
make the smaller ones surround your bed and it will make a force field saving you from the larger one
[QUOTE=beanhead;25145616]make the smaller ones surround your bed and it will make a force field saving you from the larger one[/QUOTE]
That would be stupid.
But practical.
You have no fucking idea what nightmares those thing caused me when i was little. My grandmother has one that is really freaky looking and when i was younger i always thought that thing would come alive and walk into my room when i was asleep/awake and i would stay awake until i would pass out from being tired. Btw the norweigan trolls are called a njiss or something like that, i cannot remember.
Build a mini castle for him. Or leave something for him to play with at night.
On contemplation i can't remember if it is from norway or denmark etc but it is norwegian.
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[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25145679]Build a mini castle for him. Or leave something for him to play with at night.[/QUOTE]
He has my minifridge to cool down in if he wishes and tons of bioshock figures ontop of my PC incase he wishes to interact with something.
i would break it.
Make a shrine to it so when it comes to life it won't kill you.
[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;25145698]i would break it.[/QUOTE]
I can't. It's made of an impossible indestructible(outside of fire) wood/plastic material
Replace it with a shrunken head and put it in a public bathroom toilet
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25145471]Cast a spell and have it turn into a real troll.
Then teach it to climb into peoples' windows and steal their cats.[/QUOTE]
No, teach it about the internet.
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