Being quite possibly the best thing I have ever read, this letter an angry mom sent to the school board in Kansas (and around 200 other people, including Barack Obama) entails the story of a young stallion named Curtis, who had his innocence and very soul slapped on October 19, 2010.
[url=http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241]Click here for the letter, courtesy of somethingawful.[/url]
The best part is her demands.
She also has a website up:
[url]www.curtisgotslapped.com[/url]
Oh lord, this should be a good read.
I fuckin' lolled.
It's going to be a pain to read through this and not laugh.
Saw this earlier, laughed.
Those demands are [i]insane.[/i]
Holy shit look at all those demands
A vacation to Washington DC??? What the hell does that have to do with making up for her child being slapped? What the fuck is wrong with this lady?!
This is amazing....
This is going to be one of those things that defines the internet in 2010.
:neckbeard:
thanks for the link have you got any more links
[QUOTE=reltih floda;25994635]thanks for the link have you got any more links[/QUOTE]No sorry I'm fresh out can I interest you in some lemonade
lol.
[img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-gb2gbs.gif[/img]
u should probably go to fyad more and learn how to be cool
Lol. Stupid.
Loolololo
I find it creepy how she included a picture of Curtis in almost every page.
Oh my God, she's absolutely batshit insane.
If she gets all these demands I will lose faith in our judicial system forever
That kid is fat
That was amazing, can't believe anyone would expect to get any one of those demands met, the very most would be some kind of disciplinary warning for the teacher, maybe a formal apology, that's it
I have to know what happens next.
Holy shit, this lady is fucking crazy. I mean, why would she add copright symbols after her kid's name? Is she afraid someone might steal his name and give it to their kid? I think I'll do that to my first-born son and see how she likes it
What the fuck.
[editline]11th November 2010[/editline]
I got slapped around a lot when I was in elementary school and I didn't get shit. :colbert:
[editline]11th November 2010[/editline]
also lol the "alphabet gang".
Gentlemen, I have a plan.
We will fake that a child, we will call him subject A for now, was slapped by a teacher, subject B. To garner more support the matter of race will be a key role in this. We will then create a 40 page letter about this incident and distribute it to a select group of 200 people including the president of the united states.
Our demands?...
[img]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9219/drevilv.jpg[/img]
A $1,500 Walmart gift card, every year for the next 9 years.
This must be the most protective(Greedy) parent ever.
I read most of it.. that's just sad. He's gonna get tormented for his whole high school career.
[QUOTE=stone555;25994675]No sorry I'm fresh out can I interest you in some lemonade[/QUOTE]
No, do you have any grapes?
haha what a stupid woman
I love how she refers to herself as 'black mother' all the way through the letter. She is batshit crazy.
We don't hit kid here, We educate them
true words of motivation right there
Worth the read. The demands are pure gold
Kiss my ENTIRE BLACK rear end!
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