PIZZA PIZZA DO A PIZZA (extreme free skiing crash gopro) - General

[video=youtube;q5thIuCSTkk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5thIuCSTkk[/video] Dumb kid. "Dude you survived"

If you french fry when you pizza you're gonna have a bad time

I love how he after a while he yelled it louder, almost as if he was getting pissed off at the kid. [B]PIZZAAGH![/B]

Kid should've pizzaed

Someone replace the pizza with chocolate, then put spongebob in place of the child

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;42982067] Dumb kid. [/QUOTE] dude hes like 4

"Good job dude! Dude, you survived!" The best thing you could say after a kid didn't know how to pizza.

dat pole slap :v:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yU0TP3B6G8[/media] [sp]Best video I could find[/sp]

Mate, would not be extreme without pizza. Crash was a little underwhelming.

[QUOTE=Death_God;42984497]dude hes like 4[/QUOTE] My parents taught me how to ski when I was 4. He has no excuses. Still, the process was quite the shitty experience at first for both them and me. :v:

Will a pizza work tho at that speed? It seems that if you'd try to cross the skis while going so fast all you're going to do is end up falling on your face and tumbling down. (Never skied)

kids suck at everything

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;42986499]Will a pizza work tho at that speed? It seems that if you'd try to cross the skis while going so fast all you're going to do is end up falling on your face and tumbling down. (Never skied)[/QUOTE] If you can hold your legs against the sudden force, not really. If you can't though, you end up in a tangled mess.

[QUOTE=Jackald;42986821]Then they're good at sucking aren't they.[/QUOTE] why

[QUOTE=Jackald;42986821]Then they're good at sucking aren't they.[/QUOTE] Is this a dick sucking joke or do I have a dirty mind

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42986984]Is this a dick sucking joke or do I have a dirty mind[/QUOTE] Probably both.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna ask the dumb question, the heck is "doing a pizza"

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;42987213]I'm sorry, I'm gonna ask the dumb question, the heck is "doing a pizza"[/QUOTE] Making a snow plough movement with the skis to slow you down, only really used when teaching people to ski. No idea why people call it pizza though since I always knew it as a 'Snow plough'.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;42987248]Making a snow plough movement with the skis to slow you down, only really used when teaching people to ski. No idea why people call it pizza though since I always knew it as a 'Snow plough'.[/QUOTE] Out in Wisconsin I know some people call it a Cheese Wedge. I was really confused when I saw something similar to this happening and the kid's parents were shouting about it. They were also wearing Green Bay colored coats and stuff, so it kind of makes sense I guess.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;42987248]Making a snow plough movement with the skis to slow you down, only really used when teaching people to ski. No idea why people call it pizza though since I always knew it as a 'Snow plough'.[/QUOTE] ...Oh. See we were told it was braking when I was learning to ski.

At least he fell somewhat good. Things could've gone much worse if he went off the track. Anyway was taught how to ski when I was very young and hate it to this day. Also suck at it.

Oh the terrible years of being in a ski class where everyone is better then you and all they want to do is do jumps and shit while i was scared as fuck to even go over a bump.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;42987248]Making a snow plough movement with the skis to slow you down, only really used when teaching people to ski. No idea why people call it pizza though since I always knew it as a 'Snow plough'.[/QUOTE] Obviously because the fat gluttonous American minds can only relate geometrical shapes, like the triangle, with food.

so it could be any type of triangle i guess DO A TRIANGULAR TRADE DO A DORITO DO A DELTA

[QUOTE=Mooe94;42988159]so it could be any type of triangle i guess DO A TRIANGULAR TRADE DO A DORITO DO A DELTA[/QUOTE] And instead of fries, they can say Mountain Dew. I bet some Doritos/MtnDew PR team is reading this thread and already making plans for their next scheme.

I remember the first time I ever went skiing I was going fast as hell and thought I could handle it since I had been snowboarding before (read: one time) so I thought I was the king of the mountain. Was great fun until I couldn't figure out how to stop and was literally flying towards the ski lodge. Just decided fuck it and just dove into the snow at the best angle I could. I pee'd orangish red for a week and was constantly dizzy. I dunno what happened. Had fun though!

When I was that kid's age I figured out how to do the parallel hockey stop really fast and used to rub it everyone's faces in the ski school by always spraying them with as much snow as I could when stopping next to them. I did like a little jump and turned my skis to stop while in mid air so all my energy went into making a cloud of slow :v:.

Pizza is a really shitty way to stop, okay for slowing down while looking dumb

[QUOTE=Heftymadbobby;42988440]Pizza is a really shitty way to stop, okay for slowing down while looking dumb[/QUOTE] That and if you over-do the angle, you're just asking for a bad time.