I sent my "friend" this video. He is a 9 year old, born in 2002. The child in this video is him.
[video=youtube;nGSxVVYlZNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSxVVYlZNs[/video]
(He watches the video, starts to yell, then threatens to tell Garry on me and my friend)
[CODE]8:44 PM - Nightfield: please dont!!!
8:44 PM - Nightfield: i didnt!! i swear!!
8:44 PM - Nightfield: it was't me!!!
(He say's he is only telling on my friend now)
8:45 PM - Nightfield: please don't tell garry on my friend!!!
8:45 PM - Nightfield: hes the same age as you!!!!
8:45 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: NO HES NOT
8:45 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: FUCK HIM IM TELLIN GARRY
8:45 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: WERE BEST FRIENDS
8:46 PM - Nightfield: please dont!!!
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: I AM
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM PISSED
8:46 PM - Nightfield: why!!!
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 10
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 9
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 8
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 7
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 6
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 5
8:46 PM - Nightfield: oh my god no!!!!
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 4
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 3
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 2
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 1
8:46 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM TELLIN
8:47 PM - Nightfield: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:47 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: TEL HIM TO DELETE IT 1 Day
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: now
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 10
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 9
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 8
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 7
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 6
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 5
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 4
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 3
8:48 PM - Nightfield: i did!!!
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 2
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IS IT GONE
8:48 PM - Nightfield: he said
8:48 PM - Nightfield: "lol what a fucking nerd"
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OH 10 9
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 10
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 9
8:48 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 8
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 7
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 6
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 5
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 4
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 3
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 2
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: 1
8:49 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OK NOW IM TELLIN
8:49 PM - Nightfield: o god no!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:50 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM ALREADY DOIN IT
8:51 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM TELLIN ALREADY
8:51 PM - Nightfield: nooo!!!!!
8:51 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: HOLD ON!
8:52 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: WTF HES 4 SOME REASON PISSED AT ME!
8:53 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: HE SAID THAT HIS COUSIN GAVE SOMEONE HIS ACCOUNT SO HE COULD GIVE PEOPLE SERVERS 4 FREE
8:53 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: HE IS
8:53 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: I DONNO WHY HES PISSED AT ME
8:55 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: SWEET! HE JUST GAVE ME GMOD.ORG IM NOW THE FUCKING FOWNDER!
8:55 PM - Nightfield: no he didn't
8:56 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: WELL NOT GMOD.ORG BUT SOMTHIN MORE AWESOME 20 SERVERS!
8:57 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: GARRY IS GONNA ADD ME TO HIS LIST OF SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
Your chat with (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN is now a multi-user chat.
(Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN has been invited to chat.
[BU] Dog has been invited to chat.[/CODE]
At this point my friend who wanted to join the chat does so, and takes on the role of Garry's "Cousin"
[code][BU] Dog entered chat.
Thursday, July 07, 2011
9:00 PM - Nightfield: owner
9:00 PM - Nightfield: this is garry's cousin
9:00 PM - Nightfield: you have some explaining to do
9:01 PM - [BU] Dog: Yeah
9:01 PM - Nightfield: if you don't you're banned
9:01 PM - Nightfield: from steam!!
9:01 PM - [BU] Dog: Been working on giving out some accounts
9:01 PM - [BU] Dog: fill me in on whats happening
9:01 PM - Nightfield: owner said
9:01 PM - Nightfield: that garry was pissed at you
9:01 PM - Nightfield: because you gave away his account
9:01 PM - [BU] Dog: If he is I haven't heard about it
9:02 PM - [BU] Dog: No I haven't
9:02 PM - [BU] Dog: been giving away some of my own accounts
9:02 PM - [BU] Dog: with Gmod bought on them
9:03 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OK MYBE I LIED OK
9:03 PM - [BU] Dog: Maybe you did
9:03 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: SORRY IM JUST SUPER PISSED ABOUT THAT MFIN VIDEO
9:04 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: MAYBE BUT IDIDNT
9:05 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: LISTEN I SAID THAT GARRY WAS PISSED ABOUT DOG GIVING HIS ACCOUNTS
9:05 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: SO HAHA
9:05 PM - Nightfield: 8:53 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: HE SAID THAT HIS COUSIN GAVE SOMEONE HIS ACCOUNT SO HE COULD GIVE PEOPLE SERVERS 4 FREE[/code]
My other friend joins, taking on the role of Gabe Newell's cousin/nephew
[code][BU] Luvil entered chat.
9:05 PM - Nightfield: stop lying
9:06 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: LISTEN CAN I PLZ START OVER!
9:06 PM - Nightfield: owner just tell the truth
9:06 PM - Nightfield: no
9:06 PM - Nightfield: garry is gonna ban you
9:06 PM - Nightfield: you lied about his cousin
9:06 PM - Nightfield: who he likes
9:06 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OMG U DIDNT FUCKIN HEAR ME
9:07 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: I SAID FUCKIN SORRY
9:07 PM - Nightfield: sorry doesn't cut it
9:07 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OFG GEASE
9:07 PM - [BU] Luvil: Im the fucking step cousin of gabe newell
9:07 PM - Nightfield: holy cow
9:07 PM - [BU] Luvil: If i KNOW you are even THINKING of ddosing anything at all im banning your ass
9:07 PM - Nightfield: gabe newell is mad at you too, angry white man
9:07 PM - [BU] Dog: Gabe smells surprisingly perfumy
9:07 PM - Nightfield: wow angry white man
9:07 PM - Nightfield: you're fucked
9:07 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OK IF I DONT OK WANNA MAKE ME MORE PISSED!
9:07 PM - [BU] Dog: I always thought he'd smell kind of like new clothing
9:07 PM - Nightfield: you get more pissed= ban
9:08 PM - Nightfield: yo angry white dude
9:08 PM - Nightfield: im calling garry
9:08 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: OMG IM JUST GONNA LEAVE AND LET MYSELF COOL DOWN PLZ LET ME START OVER
9:08 PM - Nightfield: to ban your steam account for 1 month
9:08 PM - [BU] Dog: You don't need to
9:09 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM FING SORRY
9:09 PM - [BU] Dog: you have to be 18 or older to access the things you have, you've broken the terms of agreement
9:09 PM - [BU] Luvil: fuck abnnign him
9:09 PM - [BU] Luvil: im suspending him
9:09 PM - [BU] Luvil: and taking wahtever game he has from his account
9:09 PM - [BU] Dog: which is grounds for permanent account suspension
9:09 PM - [BU] Luvil: to give it to the less fortunate
9:09 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: WHAT PLZ STOP
9:09 PM - [BU] Luvil: wait what
9:09 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM SORRY OK
9:09 PM - [BU] Luvil: YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 18
9:09 PM - [BU] Dog: Sorry does not fix the terms of agreement
9:09 PM - [BU] Dog: you could sue us
9:10 PM - [BU] Dog: which is why we have to take action
9:10 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: ILL LET YOU YOU
9:10 PM - [BU] Dog: and suspend your account forever
9:10 PM - [BU] Luvil: I SHALL SUSPEND YOU ARE ACCOUNT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A GOOD REASON NOT TO
9:10 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IM JUST PISSED ABAOUT A VID THAT NIGHTS FRIEND PUT ON YOUTUBE
9:10 PM - Nightfield: (Youtube video of him raging)
9:10 PM - Nightfield: is the video in question
9:11 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: YES
9:11 PM - [BU] Dog: Well that is video evidence
9:11 PM - [BU] Dog: good bye
[BU] Dog left chat.
9:11 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: PLEASE IM NOT TRYIN TO GET IN TROUBLE!
9:12 PM - [BU] Luvil: Thats enough evidence
9:12 PM - [BU] Luvil: il get this to my uncle gaben and ban you within the next 24 hours
9:12 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: LUIVIL AM I NOT SUSPENDED
9:12 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: PLZ
9:12 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: PLZ NO
9:13 PM - [BU] Luvil: If you have a complain to make please call the 0-800-99999-101 VALVE
9:13 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: IVE TOLD YOU WHY IM MAD PLZ NO
9:13 PM - [BU] Luvil: I dont care why you are mad
9:13 PM - Nightfield: Luvil, let's leave him to his suspension
9:13 PM - Nightfield: I'd say in 2 years he should be able to appeal it
9:13 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: PLZ NO!
9:13 PM - [BU] Luvil: you are violating the steam agreement
9:13 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: NO
9:13 PM - [BU] Luvil: of no underage kids
9:13 PM - [BU] Luvil: That is
9:14 PM - [BU] Luvil: unless you can make an adult come speak with us
9:14 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: I WILL MAYBE
9:14 PM - [BU] Luvil: YES
9:14 PM - [BU] Luvil: OR NO
9:14 PM - [BU] Luvil: WHATEVER YOU ANWSER DEPENDS IF I PRESS THE SUSPEND BUTTON
9:16 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: PLEASE PLEASE I JUST DONT WANNA BE SUSPENDED
9:16 PM - [BU] Luvil: THEN MAKE AN ADULT COME SPEAK WITH ME
9:16 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: WHY?!
9:16 PM - [BU] Luvil: YOU HAVE EXACTLY 4 MINUTES AND 46 SECONDS
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: 20 SECONDS
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: 10
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: ONE HOUR
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: 2 MINUTES
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: 10 SECONDS
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: -10 SECONDS
9:17 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: WAIT SHES COMIN!
9:17 PM - [BU] Luvil: IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS I WILL PRESS THE suspend button
9:18 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: DUDE SHES COMIN
9:19 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: JUST WAIT 3 MIN
9:19 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: HERE SHE IS
[BU] Luvil disconnected. (He had a power outage.)
9:19 PM - Nightfield: okay
9:19 PM - Nightfield: hold on Angry White Man
9:21 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: Get Him Back In Here Plz
9:21 PM - Nightfield: I'm in control of your suspension now.
9:21 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: will you talk to my mom
9:22 PM - Nightfield: Yes, hold please.
9:22 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: this is the mom
9:22 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: what is going on?
9:22 PM - Nightfield: Can you get on your microphone to verify your identity?
9:23 PM - Nightfield: Hello.
9:23 PM - Nightfield: There is an age limit for steam. You must be 13 years of age to use the program.
9:24 PM - Nightfield: Hello ma'am.
9:24 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: yes[/code]
Then, I get on steam voice chat with his mother.
[video=youtube;o9GVZZIhrp0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9GVZZIhrp0[/video]
[code]9:24 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: are we in discussion of an age issue?
9:25 PM - Nightfield: Yes, ma'am.
9:25 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: ok...
9:25 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: what has happened that we are doing this
9:26 PM - Nightfield: Your son was involved in an argument with another member, in which he was recorded playing a videogame.
9:26 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: my son has been on this site for several months now with no issues
9:27 PM - Nightfield: Maybe that is due to the fact that we had no way of confirming his age.
9:27 PM - Nightfield: Here is the video in question which triggered the investigation.
9:27 PM - Nightfield: (Youtube video of rant)
9:30 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: I just watched the video and yes he was mad about being pushed in to the wall......he is not hacking and should have cntrolled his agner better. this type of behavior has been addressed and will not continue
9:30 PM - Nightfield: Okay, thank you ma'am.
9:31 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: so im not suspended
9:31 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: am i suspended
9:31 PM - Nightfield: Depends on the internal review, but when we get more information, I will contact you.
9:31 PM - (Owner) (X@I) ANGRY WHITE MAN: ok
[/code]
oh god haha
this is great
Holy shit people are born after the year 2000? Makes me feel old.
[BU] Dog here. That was the single best part of this month for me, I can't stop laughing. That kid freaked, the fuck, out.
oh wow
You know, as much as I hate chatlog threads, this one is pretty entertaining.
hah
Someone born in a different century than me is playing gmod... god I feel like a geezer
Lol kid, it doesn't work like that, Garry can't ban you from his game.
Reading now, better not let me down.
Omg you made a nine year old angry, you must feel so accomplished!
For some reason, it feels weird that a 9 year old is playing a mod whose games are rated m, while technically he shouldn't be playing an e10 game yet.
But then again, half of the call of duty community is 10 and under :v:
this is gold i laughed so hard A+ thread
When I play MW2 and i hear bunch of 9 year old screaming to the mic, it makes me sad. It makes myself feel pathetic
I did this to him because he is a douchebag. I didn't really show that in these chatlogs or videos, but he is a cold hearted motherfucker.
More importantly, why do you have a 9 year old "Friend"? Either you're just creepy, or you're not far above that age yourself.
I'm 19. He added me because I was a cop on a roleplay server. That's it. As much as I respect your concerns of me being a pedophile, that is simply not the case.
ahahhaahh oh fuck that was hilarious when his mom came.
:golfclap:
This one was nice.
I clicked on this thread expecting some kind of heartwarming tale of imagination.
I am marginally disappointed.
Hey aren't you that crippled dude that can't fap or something?
Yeah, but that's for another thread.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30984954]Yeah, but that's for another thread.[/QUOTE]
tell me more
[QUOTE=Bletotum;30989455]tell me more[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1105320-Ask-someone-who-is-paralyzed-from-the-waist-down-anything![/url]
If I ever had a kid I wouldn't let him play games until he was at least 12 for this very reason. And I would make sure that this shit didn't happen. God I am so upset now, you've ruined my day OP.
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