• Jingle Bells - Industrial Metal version
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There was this one day when I just thought it's about time I wrap myself inside a sheet of C4 and blow the s**t out of my office that feels like nothing but a community of sand men with only difference that is they eat pork. Then suddenly my despair full of inspiration ended on a wall when I had this random Idea I thought was very good. I called my comrade over and told him to do me some thrash/groovy kinda jingle bells riffs, idea was that I would later use my full potential and knowledge to disgrace and cripple it with unmastered yelling and unorganized industrial beats. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4lUKJ5xbuE[/media] 190bpm gave my vocal cords alot trouble and if you mix in our national english dilemma within, it's total s**t, but isn't that just about what metal is supposed to be. Riffs by MrSocialDisease and rest of the stuff by meee. (cut out the fact that I used a midi as a base). Here's original Jingle Bells lyrics for comparison and incase you didn't know em: [url]http://www.lyricsmania.com/jinglebellslyrics.html[/url] [b]And heres our lyrics:[/b] [quote]Mashing throught the meat With A two hand rusty sword Thousand virgins we kill Rape'em all the time The wits on cocktail brain They take our spirits away O What fun it is to feast with a slave on you lap Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade Slug or two remain I thought I'd end myself Then miss Reaper appears Sat right next to me Shyness hit me hard She said she wouldn't care Just would laugh and take me to the pits of Hell, HOE! Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all way in O what fun it is to slice your skank hoe with a spade[/quote]
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This is how carol singing should be done. I'm off to grandma's house to try out this new version on her. Smilecythe delivers again.
For those who don't get much turned on from my voice I made an instrumental version too: [url]http://www.mikseri.net/artists/socialsmile/jingle-bells-instrumental/451477/[/url]
This does not sound at ALL like Jingle Bells.
Correct yourself more, because you can't be serious. I gotta admit my vocals were a bit out of place, but riffs and notes are 100% jingle bells.
I enjoyed it. Pretty Ministry.
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