Blood On The Dancefloor Singer Dahvie Vanity dun goofed; Involved In Rape Trial

[Sporkfire]

[quote]What does shrill dance techno have in common with a humorous internet video of a crying 11 year old girl on YouTube? A lot, according to reports surfacing this week about Dahvie Vanity (real name David Jesus Torres) - music artist and front man of popular electronic act Blood on the Dance Floor.

Bleacher has received numerous anecdotal reports as well as confirmed records from a previous offense dating back to September of last year in which Torres was charged with a 1st degree felony for statutory rape of an unnamed 16 year old girl residing in San Diego, CA.

This would perhaps be little to no news until earlier this week a video of a crying 11 year old went viral on the video sharing website YouTube, gathering over 1.5 million views in less than 5 days. In all the commotion surrounding what seemed to be an innocent episode of preteen angst, it was revealed that Jessi (an 11 year old girl) – and star of this video – had recently been involved in a relationship with Dahvie Vanity who is now being charged with a 2nd statutory rape charge this time with Jessi. Rumor turned into evidence, evidence turned into a police report and Jessi was put into protective police custody immediately as a case is being built against Vanity.

Details are still coming in at this time and we will update this article as they surface. It has been confirmed by Blood on the Dancefloor's management that they will be canceling all upcoming tour dates in preparation for what may be a long and drawn out court case in which consequences may never be the same.[/quote]
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[img]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/30972121/Blood+On+The+Dance+Floor+Dahvie.jpg[/img]
They call me Dr.Giggles..

[Cirno]

Haha, it's funny to think that this was started by 4chan.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE]popular electronic act Blood on the Dance Floor.[/QUOTE]
Lies. I haven't heard of them until this week.

[Luxo]

That's a dude?

[Xen Tricks]

:wtc: is that thing and why would any woman be attracted to that? And wait, I thought this was all a joke? She was actually telling the truth?

[coolrider102]

Woah...

[CommieTurtle]

[QUOTE=Luxo;23482250]That's a dude?[/QUOTE]

Sadly...yes. :sigh:

[darkrei9n]

[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;23482284]Sadly...yes. :sigh:[/QUOTE]
No.

[WickedIcon]

-snip don't wanna risk getting a memeshit ban-

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23482367]Somehow I get the feeling his consequences will never be the same in prison, if you know what I mean.

:smugdog:[/QUOTE]
[del] He'll [/del] She'll probably like it.

[Pretiacruento]

Ahahahaa this is amazing!!

[editline]08:58PM[/editline]

Get ready for Federal "Pound-me-in-the-ass" prison, buddy! :v:

[Zeke129]

You guys know the rape allegations against this guy were a smear campaign spearheaded by /b/, right

[Cirno]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;23482577]You guys know the rape allegations against this guy were a smear campaign spearheaded by /b/, right[/QUOTE]

I do!

[The Adjudicator]

what the shit

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Craptasket;23482598]what the shit[/QUOTE]

I always wait until your avatar finishes turning before I read your posts because it makes them better.

[The Adjudicator]

make a thread about it

[Dr. Fishtastic]

because of this

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXYtHUPDK4[/media]

[Xen Tricks]

On a related note, here's the dude's music:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzt0iJ0cUxA[/media]
This is an insult to electronic music everywhere

[detectivep]

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23482763]On a related note, here's the dude's music:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzt0iJ0cUxA[/media]
This is an insult to electronic music everywhere[/QUOTE]

What the...fuck is this shit?

I mean, I love techno and electronica but, christ, what...?

[Beetle179]

[img]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/30972121/Blood+On+The+Dance+Floor+Dahvie.jpg[/img]

Only good part of that picture is the ring pop.

Damn, now I want one.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23482763]On a related note, here's the dude's music:
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzt0iJ0cUxA[/MEDIA]
This is an insult to electronic music everywhere[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is this shit?

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[QUOTE=Beetle179;23482914][img]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/30972121/Blood+On+The+Dance+Floor+Dahvie.jpg[/img]

Only good part of that picture is the ring pop.

Damn, now I want one.[/QUOTE]

Ringpops are disgusting

[killkill85]

"music artist and [B]front man[/B] "
HOW CAN YOU CALL THAT THING A MAN

[Xen Tricks]

[QUOTE=Two People]What the fuck is this shit?[/QUOTE]
It's like Brokencyde but... somehow worse. All of the worst elements of crunkcore (so basically all of crunkcore) distilled into one horrific mess.

Makes me appreciate listening to stuff like Front 242 even more (:love: 06:21:03:11 Up Evil)

[Sporkfire]

It sounds something like what grown up kids-bop kids would sing.

[AlienBBBFanatic]

that noise they call techno music sucks asshole

[plokoon9619]

[img]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/30972121/Blood+On+The+Dance+Floor+Dahvie.jpg[/img]

I would tap it.

[Xen Tricks]

[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;23483018]that noise they call techno music sucks asshole[/QUOTE]
Yo bro that shit ain't techno, which isn't all of electronic music. It's just an abomination that's disowned by every serious electronic music fan ever.

[Johnnsen]

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23482262]:wtc: is that thing and why would any woman be attracted to that?[/QUOTE]
10/11 year old girl, not woman.

This "dun goofed" thing fits so well with all the headlines this brain constipation of a situation is making.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

Stop quoting the goddamned image already