• Undercover police to be banned from having sex with people they're spying on (England and Wales)
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24735525[/url] [quote]Undercover police are to be banned from having sex with people they are spying on under a new code of ethics, MPs have been told. College of Policing chief Alex Marshall outlined the draft code to the Home Affairs Select Committee. The committee has called for a new code of ethics for all officers in England and Wales. Eight women are suing Scotland Yard over claims they were deceived into relationships with undercover officers. A number of allegations have been made since 2011, when it emerged that former PC Mark Kennedy had spied on environmental protesters, posing as Mark "Flash" Stone, and had at least one sexual relationship with an activist.[/quote]
I'm really surprised this wasnt a thing already
Don't know why they would want to do this. You can't get much closer to a target than getting inside them.
Smooth [del]Criminal[/del] Cop
So now if you suspect someone of being a cop, just try to fuck him.
I've noticed I've been getting laid a lot less recently. Hmm. Hmmmm.
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;42691450]I've noticed I've been getting laid a lot less recently. Hmm. Hmmmm.[/QUOTE] Your right hand was spying on you this whole time
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;42691450]I've noticed I've been getting laid a lot less recently. Hmm. Hmmmm.[/QUOTE] How can you get less than never?
[QUOTE]banned from having sex with people they're spying on[/QUOTE] More like banned from spying on people they're having sex with
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;42691439]So now if you suspect someone of being a cop, just try to fuck him.[/QUOTE] Gangs and drug dealers now require a consensual sexual act before joining/dealing.
ten cents says that instead of being official, this is going to be an unofficial method of information gathering in the books pretty soon. No method ever goes completely out of the ambit, just goes underground until it gets quietly put back in.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42695629]Gangs and drug dealers now require a consensual sexual act before joining/dealing.[/QUOTE] my main dealer is a pretty cute chick so this works for me.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42695629]Gangs and drug dealers now require a consensual sexual act before joining/dealing.[/QUOTE] "Don't think of it as gay sex, think of it as a rite of passage."
James Bond is going to be so disappointed.
Well, that kinda stuff may be likely to blow their cover, especially if "rites of passage" become part of the modus operandi to root out potential nosey PC Plods. Or whatever British gangsters refer to cops as.
fuck tha police
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42695629]Gangs and drug dealers now require a consensual sexual act before joining/dealing.[/QUOTE] Woah, Woah; Gangs aren't THAT progressive!
I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything else than this : [video=youtube;neEevCiZjfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neEevCiZjfc[/video]
Least I don't have to worry about being shagged by a spy.
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