Post things you've done when fucked on something.
Ex:
Got that "cough up some stomach fluid" feeling that you KNOW you've got before, and started laughing incredibly hard, so I just went "ha ha HACK" and puked on the street. Ya
Tore in half.
:rimshot:
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I ate a whole large pizza.
I got so ripped once that I drank an entire 2 liter of Dr Pepper and ate an entire bag of Doritos.
I normally hate such snack foods.
i was really high and went to make a bowl of cereal while i was dancing in a really weird way and i scared my dog really bad
i think she thought i was dying or something :(
I got really high and danced around to Dr. Octagon with a small stool on my head.
i felt like i was in Mexico
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;24607914]i felt like i was in Mexico[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSq3LIdYHnA[/media]
Ya Nick's been there before...
I think it was more like acid though.
almost getting caught with a jay by the police.
i thought the joint wasent lit and quickly slid it into my pocket.
only to realize my pocket was on fire when the copper asked "what is this smell?"
burnwounds on my but.
i got so high i ate a whole lumberjack slam at dennys
[img]http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jul2009/20090727_lumberjackslam.jpg[/img]
Various stupid shit.
Pouring milk all over the tabletop without thinking that I didn't even put a glass out first.
Cursing and swearing at my tv and the xbox for 10 minutes until my girlfriend leans over and turns the plug on. :|
Everytime I goto skin up the 3rd Jay I magically have lost every single item I need to undertake this task even though I haven't moved from where I'm sitting.
Put food in the oven without turning it on.
etc...etc... It's embarassing
[QUOTE=Broni;24619623]Various stupid shit.
Pouring milk all over the tabletop without thinking that I didn't even put a glass out first.
Cursing and swearing at my tv and the xbox for 10 minutes until my girlfriend leans over and turns the plug on. :|
Everytime I goto skin up the 3rd Jay I magically have lost every single item I need to undertake this task even though I haven't moved from where I'm sitting.
Put food in the oven without turning it on.
etc...etc... It's embarassing[/QUOTE]
I've done all of those, and I would like to add:
- Filled a 20 oz bottle with water from a gallon container, then accidentally put the lid to the 20 oz bottle inside the big gallon bottle.
- Went to smoke the bong, but forgot to put water in so I got a super harsh hit.
- Poured the bong out on my hardwood floor and then immediately realized I am fucking retarded.
- Played STALKER and when I was charged by a Bloodsucker I forgot WASD and ended up on ESDF wondering why I was dying.
- Went to drink from a Smirnoff Ice and dumped it on myself.
- Picked up an open Arizona can without realizing it was open and carrying it sideways.
Almost told a cop last night that my eyes were red because my contacts were bothering me...
I wear glasses.
Rode a bike in the middle of the night and freaked the fuck out when me and my friend saw a couple walking their dog.
Why the fuck were they walking their dog in the middle of the night.
Fell asleep in my car stoned as fuck and almost hit a wall
[QUOTE=Asphyxia;24621489]Rode a bike in the middle of the night and freaked the fuck out when me and my friend saw a couple walking their dog.
Why the fuck were they walking their dog in the middle of the night.[/QUOTE]
Not as creepy as seeing a couple of dogs walking a man in the middle of the night.
Changed the password on my iPod...and didn't remember what I changed it TO.
spent a week locked out before I could restore it, luckily I could still shuffle music
I ripped one
Put a carton of milk in the cupboard and a box of crackers in the fridge.
Got so high outside of school that I was scared of entering the building
Plugged the wrong cord into my father's laptop causing it to short circuit and destroy the computer
Went on a date with a girl when I was stoned as fuck, decided it was a good idea to bring her to subway, and then I spilled an extra large thing of sprite all over the floor, and got it all over her pants. Then I frantically tried cleaning it off the floor with napkins but it didnt work, she ended up saying "uhh..I gotta go", and left me to my squalor.
Being high can be a wonderful experience, it can teach you loads about yourself, your surroundings, and the people around you. But it can also lead to a lot of stupid mistakes and unnecessary anxiety, paranoia and dissapointment. At the end of the day, I believe that the requirement for all stoners is to know when it is, and is not, a valid time to be high.
[QUOTE=MovingSalad;24624181]Put a carton of milk in the cupboard and a box of crackers in the fridge.
Got so high outside of school that I was scared of entering the building
Plugged the wrong cord into my father's laptop causing it to short circuit and destroy the computer
Went on a date with a girl when I was stoned as fuck, decided it was a good idea to bring her to subway, and then I spilled an extra large thing of sprite all over the floor, and got it all over her pants. Then I frantically tried cleaning it off the floor with napkins but it didnt work, she ended up saying "uhh..I gotta go", and left me to my squalor.
Being high can be a wonderful experience, it can teach you loads about yourself, your surroundings, and the people around you. But it can also lead to a lot of stupid mistakes and unnecessary anxiety, paranoia and dissapointment. At the end of the day, I believe that the requirement for all stoners is to know when it is, and is not, a valid time to be high.[/QUOTE]
While I haven't tried going to school high because I started smoking after I was out of it, I have done a pretty good number of things while high, and it's more that you need to know when to act serious even though you're high and when to just let yourself go do whatever and worry about it later.
The main problem in this is that most people that do drugs lack that ability of self control. I know that most DDers have it, but if I were to picture every person that I know just in the class of 2011 at my old school(I dropped out and got a GED instead of going through another 2 years in a shit high school), I could count all the people that were mature enough to use any drugs at all in my eyes.
Now I'm not saying that it's a privilege to smoke weed, or drink, or do whatever you're gonna go do. What I'm saying is that the people that don't have self control are the people that go and do insane stupid shit that then in turn gives drugs a bad name, and the people who can maturely go do day to day things while high are the ones that are punished, because the people that go cause the trouble don't give two shits either way.
Got so high that i threw up in college and then passed out on the same toilet that i threw up in.
blacked out on benzos and apparantly was driving around in the early hours of the morning and when i checked afterwards i had half a tank missing. fuck benzos
edit: also threw up in my car that was pristine before that. god damn
[QUOTE=Qwerty?;24626225]blacked out on benzos and apparantly was driving around in the early hours of the morning and when i checked afterwards i had half a tank missing. fuck benzos
edit: also threw up in my car that was pristine before that. god damn[/QUOTE]
Benzos are serious shit man. My cousin used to be hooked on em really bad. Said one time he took 2mg[?] of xanax with an oz in his pocket and about $150 and woke up the next morning with it gone and no idea how it happened.
I got so ripped I covered my eyes with my hands and went walking around my house imagination what was really there and trying to avoid shit, got my confidence up starting running with my eyes closed and smacked into a wall falling down and just falling asleep
[QUOTE=its shortie;24632174]Benzos are serious shit man[/QUOTE]
For real. I underestimated them until now, you never feel as fucked up on them as you actually are.
stumbled around school in a haze for a bit before going to the wrong class. when i finally reached the correct one, it was unbelievably obvious that i wasn't sober, and i think literally everybody i met that day worked it out very quickly. and that includes most teachers. i fell asleep on the table that day, and she didn't even bother waking me up, just let me be and fooled with me.
it seems everybody realised, even gauging by everybody asking me if everything's going alright and if i'm okay etc, but i was pretty sure on the day that i was looking sober enough. apparently i was even slurring words. fucking opiates.
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that was also the day i fell asleep (a second time) in a common room for about an hour before somebody woke me up by popping a balloon or bag or something, the video of which was put on facebook pretty promptly.
I took a huge rip from one of my homemades with a perc, didn't have enough water in the perc chamber, hit was harsh as fuck. Coughed so hard that the taste of the bud was overwhelming and I puked all over my shed. Me and my friend then forgot about the puke, and the next day we went back in (blazed again) and I stepped in it..
[QUOTE=Pome;24641634]stumbled around school in a haze for a bit before going to the wrong class. when i finally reached the correct one, it was unbelievably obvious that i wasn't sober, and i think literally everybody i met that day worked it out very quickly. and that includes most teachers. i fell asleep on the table that day, and she didn't even bother waking me up, just let me be and fooled with me.
it seems everybody realised, even gauging by everybody asking me if everything's going alright and if i'm okay etc, but i was pretty sure on the day that i was looking sober enough. apparently i was even slurring words. fucking opiates.
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that was also the day i fell asleep (a second time) in a common room for about an hour before somebody woke me up by popping a balloon or bag or something, the video of which was put on facebook pretty promptly.[/QUOTE]
link to vid?
[QUOTE=its shortie;24745126]link to vid?[/QUOTE]
i don't use facebook, so it might take a while, but i'll have a look, i'd like to see that too actually.
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