[quote]A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.
The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on.
After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, Larry Long, 33, returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, McCracken County Sheriff Jon Hayden said in a statement.
Hatton had four or five shots and went to bed while Long finished the bottle, Hayden said.
At 5:30 the next morning, Hatton awoke to the sound of the baby's cries coming from the oven. He had been in it for several hours, police said.
Emergency crews responding to the scene transported the infant to a local hospital, where he was found to be unharmed.
The incident was reported to authorities by a psychiatric facility that Long turned to when he learned what he had done, officials said.
"He actually called a mental health crisis line immediately thereafter and told them that he had done this. And they contacted us," Hayden said.
Police arrested Long and charged him with first degree wanton endangerment. He is being held on bail of $10,000.
Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.
Authorities have removed the baby from its mother's care and awarded emergency custody to members of her family.
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Baby, its the new chicken.
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Wait, so he got wasted, and it means he's mentally ill?
marijuana use? guess you could say
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[I]he got baked[/I]
The weed must have been laced with PCP or something.
No straight weed, even combined with liquor, would make you put your baby in an oven.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21199496]The weed must have been laced with PCP or something.
No straight weed, even combined with liquor, would make you put your baby in an oven.[/QUOTE]
the munchies.. dood
I guess the mix of Whiskey and Brandy(i) pushed him over the edge, and the baby into the oven.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21199513]the munchies.. dood[/QUOTE]
My first thought when I got the munchies wouldn't exactly be putting babies in things.
It would be more like "FUCK I WANT SOME DORITOS"
You'd really have to be [I]baked[/I] to do something like this.
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At first, i thought he the oven was on...
[QUOTE=T2DM;21199551]I guess the mix of Whiskey and Brandy(i) pushed him over the edge, and the baby into the oven.[/QUOTE]
Why did this make me laugh so hard!?
This is an old article, it was posted a while back if i'm correct.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21199626]You'd really have to be [I]baked[/I] to do something like this.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIwa5Ek1M_0[/media]
no, im pretty sure this is actually a common thing to do when you're stoned and drunk
I almost freaked out because you thought it was funny a baby was cooked to death, but it turns out he didn't die.
Good thing I tell you what.
[editline]06:18PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21199596]My first thought when I get the munchies isn't exactly putting babies in things.
It's more like "FUCK I WANT SOME DORITOS"[/QUOTE]
For me it's more like "I WANT SOME FUCKING TACO BELL"
[QUOTE=MR-X;21199690]This is an old article, it was posted a while back if i'm correct.[/QUOTE]
Yes sir, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20813407#post20813407]you are correct[/url]. OP, you're about... err 2 weeks late!! :v:
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21199741]I almost freaked out because you thought it was funny a baby was cooked to death, but it turns out he didn't die.
Good thing I tell you what.
[editline]06:18PM[/editline]
For me it's more like "I WANT SOME FUCKING TACO BELL"[/QUOTE]
I'm about 40 minutes from the closest Taco Bell.
2 minutes from the closest convenience store.
It's the way of the world.
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I was gonna cook my baby until I got high
I gonna get up and preheat the oven but then I got high
my baby came out underdone and I know why
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
-snip-
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;21199846][IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/iriemojo.jpg[/IMG]
I was gonna cook my baby until I got high
I gonna get up and preheat the oven but then I got high
my baby came out underdone and I know why
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high[/QUOTE]
Good idea, poor execution.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;21199846][IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/iriemojo.jpg[/IMG]
I was gonna cook my baby until I got high
I gonna get up and preheat the oven but then I got high
my baby came out underdone and I know why
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high[/QUOTE]
Ladadadadadada!
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;21199846][IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/iriemojo.jpg[/IMG]
I was gonna cook my baby until I got high
I gonna get up and preheat the oven but then I got high
my baby came out underdone and I know why
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high[/QUOTE]
Good pun, sir. Very good :golfclap:
Putting your baby in the oven isn't normal,
but on Weed it is.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21199834]I'm about 40 minutes from the closest Taco Bell.
2 minutes from the closest convenience store.
It's the way of the world.[/QUOTE]
I'm so sorry :(
I swear Ive seen this thread somewhere else on facepunch.
[QUOTE=doonbugie;21205134]I swear Ive seen this thread somewhere else on facepunch.[/QUOTE]
About a cat? I seem to recall one about a cat...
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21205165]About a cat? I seem to recall one about a cat...[/QUOTE]
mabye.... oh well
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