How a Moroccan ruler sired more than a 1000 children

[Dr.Critic]

[quote]Sultan Moulay Ismaïl of Morocco, "The Bloodthirsty," reputedly sired hundreds of children and perhaps more than a 1,000. Now computer simulations suggest this could have been possible if the ruler had sex about once a day for 32 years.

Ismaïl, who reigned from 1672 to 1727, was the first great sultan of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty, the current royal house of the kingdom. He was Sharifian — that is, he claimed descent from Muhammad, the founder of Islam.

Ismaïl's rule was the longest in Moroccan history, and toward its end he controlled the country with an army of more than 150,000 men. Ismaïl was infamously ruthless — his reign is said to have begun with the display of 400 heads at the city of Fez, most of them from enemy chiefs, and over the next 55 years it is estimated he killed more than 30,000 people, not including those in battle.[/quote]

[quote]At that time, Ismaïl was 57 and had ruled for 32 years.....

The simulations suggest Ismaïl needed to have sex an average of 0.83 to 1.43 times per day in order to father 1,171 children in 32 years.[/quote]

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[The mouse]

Sex is even in his name, Is[B]maïl[/B]

[PatrickT]

A true scumbag

[TheHydra]

i wonder how many people are direct descendants of him because of this

[Sgt-NiallR]

Someone phone ITV, this'll be a belter of a Jeremy Kyle!

[NoDachi]

lad

[Ryu-Gi]

Wow. Talk about a player.

[Provost]

Wow. Guy needed to slow down.

[myon]

Guy's got a steel dick, gotta admire that

[Awesomecaek]

[quote] it is estimated he killed more than 30,000 people, not including those in battle[/quote]

well, nice of him that he tried to make up for all these murders at least

[sYnced]

ITS GOOD TO BE KING

[jaredop]

I hope people are running computer simulations on my sex life in a few hundred years

[zakededodead]

[QUOTE=jaredop;44060880]I hope people are running computer simulations on my sex life in a few hundred years[/QUOTE]

"It's amazing how just using these simulations we've actually found another number that is closer to absolutely nothing than zero"

[Dr.C]

[QUOTE=zakedodead;44061038]"It's amazing how just using these simulations we've actually found another number that is closer to absolutely nothing than zero"[/QUOTE]

Rumor has it he accidentally got a girl pregnant after he drunkenly jerked off into a public pool and a few hardy sperm survived the chlorine by surrounding themselves in the corpses of their dead brethren