Moscow Mistakenly Plants Field of Marijuana Instead of Grass - Polidicks

[quote]Authorities removed over 230 cannibus plants growing near a city metro station A field of wild cannibus plants was discovered on city land near a Moscow metro station after apparently being accidentally planted by city authorities themselves, drug control authorities said Thursday. The Federal Drug Control Service said its agents had to "try out the profession of gardening" to remove at least 230 bushes from the area around the Brateyevo metro station that is currently being built in the south of Moscow, a statement on the agency's site said. Local authorities had filled the area with soil as part of a development project, but instead of grass, cannibus plants sprouted to fill the area, the statement said. Local authorities are currently replacing the soil. An investigation is underway to determine the supplier of the soil was and how the cannibus seeds came to be there, the agency said. Read more: [url]http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/moscow-mistakenly-plants-field-of-marijuana-instead-of-grass/459631.html#ixzz1x9gP5xVI[/url] The Moscow Times [/quote]

Avatar fits.

Yeeeeah, suuuuuure.

How HIGH do you even have to be?! But seriously, how the fuck do you do something like this?

"Whoops! Silly us!"

If they'd let it grow over time, they might have gotten a shout out from Snoop Dog. "Yo Russia, I heard a lot about your five year plan, and being a hard worker myself I was hopping to swing by so maybe YOU could help me with my five year plan."

Japan doesn't got shit on Russia, that place is crazy.

"Mistake" :v:

Apparently the soil they bought had cannabis seeds mixed into it as well as grass seeds.

Oh god, what if there was a brush fire in Moscow some how.

Probably just industrial hemp.

"Whoops! OH WELL BETTER MAKE USE OF IT!"

They were planting grass all right.

I was gonna plant some grass, but then I got high.

[quote]Authorities removed over 230 [B]cannibus[/B] plants growing near a city [B]metro station[/B][/quote] oh man

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36240596]Oh god, what if there was a brush fire in Moscow some how.[/QUOTE] teh firefiters would get there and be liek "what were we supposed to do again" and the chief would be like: "lets go get some burritos man"

[QUOTE=Charybdis;36240895]oh man[/QUOTE] 'Ey Artyom, they say these old plants are haunted, people go in and see some crazy shit. So metro2033 is a lie and it's just that the nuke burnt off all the cannabis and it got stuck in the metro's vents for years and years.

Well, they did plant grass, so they shouldn't be complaining.

That is one big weed problem

I am pretty sure this happened in 2002 [editline]7th June 2012[/editline] Yeah don't know why they posted it now but these "news" are 10 years old

[QUOTE=superstepa;36242720]I am pretty sure this happened in 2002 [editline]7th June 2012[/editline] Yeah don't know why they posted it now but these "news" are 10 years old[/QUOTE] The Commies are trying to hide it because they know America will come and fuck their shit up if they're caught endorsing pot. But some good Christian soul informed the public, and now Moscow will get hers. GOD BLESS MURRCA