Man Lights Up Bong After Police Chase across Ohio/Michigan State Line - Polidicks

[url]http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2014/10/22/police-man-smokes-bong-chase-michigan/17707009/[/url] [quote][I]Dundee — Police have arrested a man who they say smoked from a bong after a high-speed chase through Ohio and Michigan that ended in a crash.[/quote] [quote]Dundee and Michigan State Police officers began following the car, which reached 115 mph on U.S. 23. The vehicle eventually lost control and rolled several times into a ditch.Police say the driver was the only occupant and wasn’t injured. [B]They say he lit a bong and smoked what they suspect was marijuana while officers tried to break a window of his car.[/B][/quote][/I]

[quote]The vehicle eventually lost control and rolled several times into a ditch.Police say the driver was the only occupant and[B] wasn’t injured.[/B][/quote] How exactly was he [I]not[/I] injured by that?

How did the bong survive a multiple roll over in a car? Was it plastic?

How did he not spill the bong water? Clearly this man is a wizard.

It was his destiny to smoke that bong.

That's something you'd expect from a stoner movie.

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;46311640]That's something you'd expect from a stoner movie.[/QUOTE] Yeah Harold and Kumar tier shit there

if he's going down he's going down ripped

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;46311640]That's something you'd expect from a stoner movie.[/QUOTE] Straight up Cheech and Chong in here.

Ohigho

Dude knew he was screwed, so instead of struggling he takes his time and does something he enjoys. There's something admirable about that.

I guess you could say he went down [I]blazed[/I] in glory.

I'd wanna be high if I knew the next several hours are gonna be hell for me

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;46311420]How exactly was he [I]not[/I] injured by that?[/QUOTE] Weed superpowers [editline]23rd October 2014[/editline] same reason snoop is 628 years old while looking like 30

Should've stayed in Ohio, then he would just get a fine.

I guess this way they can't pin a DUI on him. They wont be able to prove if he was driving stoned or not.

[QUOTE=Buck.;46313642]I guess this way they can't pin a DUI on him. They wont be able to prove if he was driving stoned or not.[/QUOTE] They can pin DUI's on anything as long as there's an intoxicated person and a car involved.

[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;46311548]How did he not spill the bong water? Clearly this man is a wizard.[/QUOTE] Not all bongs spill that easy, I accidentally tipped one of my friends bongs and it didn't spill a single drop.

The title made me think he crossed the state border, pulled over, and lit it up because he was out of the cops' jurisdiction. What actually happened just seems more ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Overwatch 7;46312863]Dude knew he was screwed, so instead of struggling he takes his time and does something he enjoys. There's something admirable about that.[/QUOTE] Or he was just being spiteful.

[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;46314092]Or he was just being spiteful.[/QUOTE] Or he was trying to get rid of the weed

[QUOTE=G-Wash;46314184]Or he was trying to get rid of the weed[/QUOTE] Already going to jail might as well be high.

do what you must for i have already won

[QUOTE=draugur;46312972]I guess you could say he went down [I]blazed[/I] in glory.[/QUOTE] This one made me cringe. Damn son, up your game

[QUOTE=Robman8908;46312772]Ohigho[/QUOTE] i spent so much time reading this as "oh hig ho" and trying to decipher what you meant

I just like imagining his car being absolutely a totaled mess, just a big scrap of metal twisted around itself but this dude is 100% untouched and is casually lighting it up

dayum.

I imagined this like that scene from one of the Resident Evil movies where that dude flips his truck, finds a joint as the zombies are trying to get in, lights up, and just smiles a they break his windshield.