Let's have some Omegle fun - General

> Go to Omegle > Complain about too many clones > Hilarity ensues [highlight](User was banned for this post ("dumb thread" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

No

> come on facepunch > Make shitty thread > Hilarity ensues

Go to omegle, wait til someone asks your asl, reply 15/f/cerulean city

why would you make this thread? why [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=gerbile4;27060065]> come on facepunch > Make shitty thread > Stupidity ensues[/QUOTE] Fixed

Why this.

i dont know

Star!

[QUOTE=Coffee;27060260]Star![/QUOTE] whiskey hotel remeriz covering fire

[QUOTE=Jiyoon;27060067]Go to omegle, wait til someone asks your asl, reply 15/f/cerulean city[/QUOTE] 10/m/pallet lets hook up

-snio-

Omegle used to be fun, but a person can only be asked so and so many times about their age, gender and currect location before getting tired of it. Got a few "friends" from it tho

I'm surprised nobody mentioned fast threads yet...

[QUOTE=nivek;27060401]I'm surprised nobody mentioned fast threads yet...[/QUOTE] Because no one on fast threads will give a fuck

Yeah, but this thread would still be more fitting there

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hehe I bet FP will love me if I copy paste from a 4chan thread!

[QUOTE=Atokniro;27060597]hehe I bet FP will love me if I copy paste from a 4chan thread![/QUOTE] That's what the OIFY's for.

[QUOTE=Atokniro;27060597]hehe I bet FP will love me if I copy paste from a 4chan thread![/QUOTE] what

[QUOTE=Jiyoon;27060067]Go to omegle, wait til someone asks your asl, reply 15/f/cerulean city[/QUOTE] [quote=omegle]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi Stranger: 21 m Stranger: u? You: 15/f/cerulean city Stranger: norway here Stranger: have you ever tried anal sex? You: no Stranger: wanna try it ? Stranger: do you really wonder hot it feels?= Stranger: how* You: no Stranger: good Stranger: me too You: i would imagine it feels like having something shoved up my ass Stranger: everybody says yes You: that doesn't sound pleasant Stranger: oh babe Stranger: wanna suck my cock? You: hold on, I have to battle this asshole that just walked into my gym You: with his pikachu You: brb Stranger: huh? You: ah shit his lightning tore up my water pokemon You: oh well You: I gave him a badge Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] He didn't get it.

I didn't think it was possible, but GD seems to be getting [i]worse[/i] somehow.

[QUOTE]You: STRANGER WOULD LIKE TO BATTLE! Stranger: STRANGER ACCEPTS STRANGER'S BATTLE You: STRANGER SENT OUT BLASTOISE Stranger: STRANGER SENT OUT SPACE JESUS You: STRANGER USED WATERCANNON You: IT DOESNT AFFECT SPACE JESUS! Stranger: SPACE JESUS USED GOD'S WILL Stranger: IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE! You: BLASTOISE FAINTED You: YOU GOT ¥300 FOR WINNING! Stranger: I use $ Stranger: ... fuck. You: SPACE JESUS EVOLVED TO INTERDIMENSIONAL JESUS Stranger: WELL THAT WORKS You: GIVE A NICKNAME TO INTERDIMENSIONAL JESUS? Stranger: JORB JACKSON You: ARE YOU SURE? Stranger: Y You: ... You: LIKE... REALLY SURE? Stranger: REALLY SURE You: ... You: SERIOUSLY? Stranger: SERIOUSLY You: ... I MEAN, YOU CANT CHANGE HIS NAME AFTER THIS... You: ITS LIKE THAT FOREVER Stranger: I AM SURE Stranger: YEP You: OK THEN.. You: INTERDIMENSIONAL JESUS WAS NAMED JORB JACKSON You have disconnected. [/quote]

There must not be any mods online...

reply to A/S/L? with: 14/f/Nuketown whatever they just said "Dont call me an asshole!"

-Fuck you guys im leaving this thread-

Let's not and say we did.

[quote]Stranger: hello You: Hey You: you've got to help me Stranger: how? You: I need to make a choice of my life You: it's very important Stranger: which is? You: I have to choose between Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squrtle Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] :saddowns:

You: Put it in me! Stranger: heeeey Stranger: the screwdriver or the extension cord? You: Both. You: At the same time. Stranger: woah nelly! but what should i do with the horse? You: Put that in, too! Stranger: are you sure theres enough room??? Stranger: cause this is a pretty big horse Stranger: it has 12 horse power You: If you push it in hard enough, it'll fit. Stranger: will i need the jackhammer? You: Yep! Stranger: but the extension cord for the jackhammer is already in there! there is no way to power it! You: Damn. You: We didn't think this through properly. Stranger: what do we do now?? Stranger: there is no way to fit the horse in! You: We improvise! Stranger: but that would mean bringing in the....specialist :O You: If it's necacary, we must! Stranger: oh no! i think i lost his number! You: Damn, foiled again! Stranger: wait!!! what about the back up generator??? im sure we can use it to power the jackhammer! You: Great idea! You: Let's do this! Stranger: you go get the generator and i'll get the spoons You: Okay. Stranger: meet me back here in one hour Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm scared for my life.

:wtc:

[QUOTE=Murkrow;27060293]10/m/pallet lets hook up[/QUOTE] Stranger: HIi Stranger: I'm a male 17 from Australia You: 10/m/pallet lets hook up Stranger: WTF You: yeah love it when u talk durty bab-e lol You: xoxox Your conversational partner has disconnected.