Greedy Sluts Take A Shit On Traditional Marriage Customs - Polidicks

[release][img]http://nation.foxnews.com/sites/nation.foxnews.com/files/styles/dv1/public/636_g-string2_DailyMail.jpg[/img] Disapproving noises are often made in certain circles about church brides whose strapless dresses reveal too much. But modern day Mary Whitehouses concerned about the occasional flash of cleavage will likely have a coronary when they see the latest bridal get-ups on offer. The revealing wedding outfit - one can hardly call it a dress - was shown by fashion brand Kaviar Gauche at Berlin fashion week yesterday. And judging by its risqué nature, this is one wedding outfit bound for a beach ceremony - or more likely, confined to the privacy of the wedding night. Read more: [url]http://nation.foxnews.com/g-string-wedding-dress/2012/01/19/g-string-wedding-dress-makes-congregation-blush#ixzz1k1nKmUiE[/url][/release] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hFjXg.png[/img]

Traditional marriage can fuck itself. If you want to get married in that, more power to you.

YES

a shitty article on fox news? WOW

see-through burqa I love it

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I was honestly expecting scat porn.

one of the comments hahaha [quote]scummy left wing whackos...must be a democRAT! [/quote]

Where's their article about most marriages lasting less than a year before divorce

It would be fine without that annoying strap running from collar to panties.

I get their anger, but fuck that's pretty hot too. Keep it for the honeymoon I guess, just don't look like a whore at the actual wedding.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;34310366] just don't look like a whore at the actual wedding.[/QUOTE] Who are you to tell people how to dress at their own wedding?

well it makes weddings a bit more bearable.

Fox nation comments are an amazing source of comic relief/ misanthropy.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34310378]Who are you to tell people how to dress at their own wedding?[/QUOTE] I'm not, it's called an opinion. Good going there.

Better than normal wedding dresses. Those things are fucking monsters. Wedding traditions in general are historically barbaric. The less traditional, the better. Virtually every modern tradition directly links back to when marriage was arranged and was a bridge between two families. The Father giving away the bride was quite literal, as she was his property. Even little stuff like the placement of the groom and his groomsmen has been suggested to be as such so that his sword arm would be free to defend the wedding against potential (and often probable) attack. When the Groom was left handed, the marriage sides would actually reverse. The honeymoon wasn't a vacation, they fled and remained hidden until the woman was pregnant. The child in turn sealed the marriage and bound two families by bloodline.

I wouldn't mind if my future wife chose to wear that but that's implying I'd have a girlfriend or talk to a girl or exist

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;34310540]I wouldn't mind if my future wife chose to wear that but that's implying I'd have a girlfriend or talk to a girl or exist[/QUOTE] hang in there soldier

I don't see a problem with this, it's like a wedding bikini, getting married on a beach in Hawaii in that seems quite nice.

[QUOTE=thisispain;34310379]well it makes weddings a bit more bearable.[/QUOTE] Also really? You skipped out on the opportunity to say [I]"bareable"[/I]. You should be ashamed. :P

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;34310341]It would be fine without that annoying strap running from collar to panties.[/QUOTE] No silly, that's how you remove it all in one movement.

[QUOTE=GunFox;34310616]Also really? You skipped out on the opportunity to say [I]"bareable"[/I]. You should be ashamed. :P[/QUOTE] puns are utterly beneath me. i prefer self-deprecating jokes ripped from woody allen movies. i'd be for these dresses if it wasn't for the fact that my mother would probably dress in something even more risque just to show the bride.

[QUOTE=NorthernFall;34310395]Fox nation comments are an amazing source of comic relief/ misanthropy.[/QUOTE] Ancient vikings ate poisonous mushrooms in order to get enraged before going into battle. i think todays soldiers should go through some fox nation comments and /or youtube comments before doing their thing. I, for one, get this peculiar urge to bite the heads off of babies every time i read what these people write.

Marriage is an outdated concept anyway. If they feel the need to undergo it, atleast let them wear what they want. Geez, I really don't know why people give a fuck about stuff like this

oh and, uh i wouldn't want my wife to wear that, but to everyone else i say do what you feel like!

Now that's a wedding dress I can get behind.

[quote]Disapproving noises are often made in certain circles about church brides whose strapless dresses reveal too much.[/quote]Where I go, there is applause.

what That's fashion! Nobody WEARS stuff they show during fashion week.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;34311014]what That's fashion! Nobody WEARS stuff they show during fashion week.[/QUOTE] what are you talking about? just look how much swag this motherfucker has! i'd wear the shit out of those accordion pants if i had the chance! i'd get all the pussy! [img]http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20111005/dressing_36.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=kaukassus;34310272]a shitty article on fox news? WOW[/QUOTE] It's fox News, of course, making shit since like ever.