Guy goes to Mexico to kill himself, spends week doing cocaine and banging hookers, decides to keep l - Polidicks

[img]http://cdn.totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/c86bbb57387a26c1b6be2e412136dda0.png[/img] [url]http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/[/url] [quote]Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub. Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.[/quote]

If you ever get so depressed that you wanna kill yourself, go to mexico.

[QUOTE=Xonax;46439625]If you ever get so depressed that you wanna kill yourself, go to mexico.[/QUOTE] yeah, they'll do it for you

Yep, that's one hell of a way to realise that life's still worth living. Hopefully he goes on to live a good life after that drug-addled hooker bender.

This could easily make a movie.

coke is fucking gr8

[QUOTE=kenji;46439649]This could easily make a movie.[/QUOTE] Nebraska but if they had actually won the money.

That's a very Wolf of Wall Street-esque article

[quote=source] [I]GrizDip posted: [/I]Instead of suicide help lines lets just send people to follow in his foot steps. [I]Broties n Boatshoes posted: [/I]Based on the article, I’d say he did more than a few suicidal help lines. [/quote]

Sounds fun

[QUOTE=ironman17;46439644]Yep, that's one hell of a way to realise that life's still worth living. Hopefully he goes on to live a good life after that drug-addled hooker bender.[/QUOTE] Why in the world would he give up coke and hookers if that's what made his life worth living?

I heard if you rub coke on a clit she will goes super saiyan

and then he get's aids.

We should have mandatory annual drug-sex trips for everyone. Depression wouldn't exist.

original reddit post: [url]http://np.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2lbqym/traveled_to_mexico_to_buy_chemicals_to_humanely?context=0[/url] [quote]EDIT 1: This didn't cure my depression. It convinced me not to kill myself. There's a difference. My depression is in recovery now due to hard work and dedication. If you are dealing with depression and you are in the US google NAMI(National Alliance on Mental Illness) and find your local chapter. They provide free group therapy and they can put you in touch with all the programs at your disposal to tackle depression and other illnesses. Good luck, and never give up. EDIT 2: To clarify a couple big points. this happened about 6 years ago. The drugs and sex didn't fix me. They were like CPR for a man with a stopped heart. Dangerous, risky, and unlikely to work, but if you can keep the guy alive long enough to get the defibrillator to him, even if it means breaking some ribs, it's worth the risk. I was going to die that night. I don't suggest if you're feeling depressed that you get a mountain of cocaine and a gaggle of chicas. But if you're holding the fucking gun to your head as you read this, yes, please do. Get some coke, get some women, get whatever you need! Don't. Do. It. Please? Point 2. Some people dredged up another version of this story from my history. One in which I sat in a hotel room with the barbiturates until I got an email from my sister that brought me to tears and convinced me to dump the drugs and come home. That is true too. Both things happened. Whores and drugs kept me from killing myself, and that email brought me home. When I tell the story to my family, girlfriends, fellow group therapy people, I leave out the coke and the whores. When I'm hanging out at the bar trading stories I leave out the tears and the sentimental email.[/quote]

he was probably doing coke off chicks tits like this [video=youtube;CmC62Eg82E8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmC62Eg82E8[/video]

[QUOTE=kenji;46439649]This could easily make a movie.[/QUOTE] I don't know why, but I see Christian Bale playing the leading role.

[img]http://puu.sh/cInEq/f1265242c7.jpg[/img]

[quote=Article]Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub. Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. [b]Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.[/b][/quote] Life's good.

RIP his dick.

[QUOTE=Megadave;46439815]and then he get's aids.[/QUOTE] judging from his reddit post-- STD-free, actually

Leaving Las Vegas.

It's taken from a reddit post so take it with a grain of salt obviously but it's pretty cool if true.

[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;46440157][img]http://puu.sh/cInEq/f1265242c7.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i'm willing to bet ben franklin was involved in at least three orgies

The reddit post was really interesting with all his answers to questions.

[QUOTE=Ezhik;46440005][QUOTE]To clarify a couple big points. this happened about 6 years ago. The drugs and sex didn't fix me. They were like CPR for a man with a stopped heart. Dangerous, risky, and unlikely to work, but if you can keep the guy alive long enough to get the defibrillator to him, even if it means breaking some ribs, it's worth the risk. I was going to die that night. I don't suggest if you're feeling depressed that you get a mountain of cocaine and a gaggle of chicas.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE] Well you already convinced me so fuck you I'm gonna do it anyway.

Sex is a very good cure for mild depression its said, sex in general solves a lot of issues. Back in colonial periods they would dump brothels around ports to handle crime and aggression, it was effective.

[QUOTE=Remedial Math;46440745]i'm willing to bet ben franklin was involved in at least three orgies[/QUOTE] Ben Franklin was a sex machine.

Hookers save lives Legalize hookers

[QUOTE=Remedial Math;46440745]i'm willing to bet ben franklin was involved in at least three orgies[/QUOTE]Why did you pick such a low number? Seriously, the type of people he hung out with were fucking freaks, "at least three orgies" was probably a way to describe a week he had in France. I imagine him nerding it up with science talk and then some French lady is like "I'm bored" and then he's like "do you want to see a genuine American helmet?" "what" "look down, my dear." Then she saw his mighty penis casually resting on her thigh. [QUOTE=Vasili;46440963]Sex is a very good cure for mild depression its said, sex in general solves a lot of issues. Back in colonial periods they would dump brothels around ports to handle crime and aggression, it was effective.[/QUOTE]Benjamin Franklin probably invented this, just like he invented a lot of other awesome things.