• I smoked some weed, not supposed to
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Well yesterday my friend got a hold of a bottle of Everclear and I got pretty fucked up. I'm enlisted in the army and I defiantly am not allowed to smoke weed. I was so fucked up he passed me the bowl and I took a pretty massive hit. I have not smoked in a few months and passed my last piss test at MEPS. Problem with this is I ship to basic in two weeks and they re test you and shit. It was only some schwag and I exercise every day and I only drink water. So I ask you guys am I fucked? If you need more info just ask.
Drink a lot of water, basically non-stop. You got two weeks before you take the test?
your fine :)
I got until April 27th
You'll be fine [editline]08:46PM[/editline] But what the fuck is up with everyone enlisting in the army? Sheesh...
The benefits and the money. Going from 0$ a month to 1400$ a month.
How about getting a job... you know, one that doesn't involve getting shot at and/or killed...
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21390465]How about getting a job... you know, one that doesn't involve getting shot at and/or killed...[/QUOTE] Woah man, it's not your choice, it's his. If we didn't have people that wanted to be in the army, we wouldn't survive as a country. Just respect his choice dude... my goodness.
Most of the jobs in the army have you working in air conditioning from 8am-6pm like a regular job with epic benefits. I had a job pizza making sucks ass I want some excitement in my life, sadly though I do have the job where you do have to fight. Infantry Airborne.
[QUOTE=nick34;21390432]The benefits and the money. Going from 0$ a month to 1400$ a month.[/QUOTE] Uh, I make around $3k a month working a regular job... I just drive a dump truck. Nobody shooting at me over that.
You get paid more when you're over there. This is my pay while in training with out airborne pay. Edit: Remember they pay for everything else, my brother said the only thing he had to buy was soap to wash his clothes.
I got clean in 5 days (after failing 4 piss tests for my recruiter, they tested me every day until I was clean), and that was after about a year of constant smoking, so unless you're overweight/have slow metabolism, I'd say you have more than enough time.
[QUOTE=Meader;21390486]Woah man, it's not your choice, it's his.[/QUOTE] Chill the fuck out
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21390767]Chill the fuck out[/QUOTE] Yes, that is another way I could have put it.
[QUOTE=nick34;21390734]You get paid more when you're over there. This is my pay while in training with out airborne pay. Remember they pay for everything else, my brother said the only thing he had to buy was soap to wash his clothes.[/QUOTE] I mean, if that's worth being their bitch...
Guys it's not your choice. I think he's brave to fight. Besides, some people just want to join. Anyways, piss test wise, you'll be fine if you keep up the exercise and drink a shit ton of water. I don't know if it'll help, but whenever i drink one of those huge double gulp drinks from 711, I end up pissing straight water for hours on end...
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;21390806]Guys it's not your choice.[/QUOTE] Am I trying to fucking tell him what to do? No, I'm just throwing in my two cents, so sit the fuck down and shut up.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21390833]Am I trying to fucking tell him what to do? No, I'm just throwing in my two cents, so sit the fuck down and shut up.[/QUOTE] Well you're two cents are ignorant and selfish.
[QUOTE=Meader;21390857]Well you're two cents are ignorant and selfish.[/QUOTE] How are they ignorant and selfish? Please, enlighten me. BTW, it's "your" not "you're"
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21390465]How about getting a job... you know, one that doesn't involve getting shot at and/or killed...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Anubis678;21390833]Am I trying to fucking tell him what to do? No, I'm just throwing in my two cents, so sit the fuck down and shut up.[/QUOTE] Sure sounds like you're telling him what to do.
Excellent job dodging the question. I mean, since my two cents are clearly neither ignorant or selfish. Rated dumb :downs: [editline]09:31PM[/editline] BTW, sounds a whole lot like a suggestion for a safer career to me. But with your weak grasp on the English language, I wouldn't expect you to understand the difference.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21390465]How about getting a job... you know, one that doesn't involve getting shot at and/or killed...[/QUOTE] Perhaps he isn't looking to get a deskjob.
Perhaps he isn't looking to live past 25?
Getting shot and working a desk job both sound pretty damn miserable if you ask me
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21391520]Perhaps he isn't looking to live past 25?[/QUOTE] Perhaps there is no use arguing about it. He doesn't make negative comments about your job, so at least be respectful to somebody who makes sure you can live free to flame him every day of your life. Ungrateful bastard. I know you always say what you want and always think you're right, but man just back off here.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21390833]Am I trying to fucking tell him what to do? No, I'm just throwing in my two cents, so sit the fuck down and shut up.[/QUOTE] I don't remember saying that you did? Anubis, do us all a favor please. Sit the fuck down and shut up. You aren't adding anything constructive to this thread and are only looking for a fight to boost your ego. Please drop it.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;21391520]Perhaps he isn't looking to live past 25?[/QUOTE] Letting your fear of death hinder you from living out your dreams isn't much of a life.
Jeez sorry to start such a argument. Edit: I know I wont make more money than you guys and I know I could get hurt/killed. Lots of people are very unwilling to do a job as mine, which is ok.
Successful troll is successful.
[QUOTE=nick34;21392049]Jeez sorry to start such a argument. Edit: I know I wont make more money than you guys and I know I could get hurt/killed. Lots of people are very unwilling to do a job as mine, which is ok.[/QUOTE] You didn't start the argument, Anubis did. It's good that you're doing something you want to, even if it could be dangerous.
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