I have around 7/10 moths the size of my palm hovering about and genrally taking the piss out of me, they:
Get in my shoes and startle me when I put them on at 6AM.
Sleep on my ceiling to ridicule me.
Fly into my face when I'm writing this on my IPod.
I have tried turning the light on and closing the door,
then opening the door and ripping fire on the little shits with an automatic Airsoft rifle.
They then swarm me and basically signalling my room has been commandeered.
It is getting rediculous, I have slept on my couch for the last 3 days because the flying pirates are winning. Give me ideas Facepunch.
Yes I did close the window.
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lol ipods are shit
dont get me started on fucking moths
Palm.
Apply to moth.
Rape them
Spray at them with an aerosol can, i.e. air freshener. The mist usually soaks and weighs down their wings, immobilizing them.
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Then you can eat their tiny moth hearts and gain their powers.
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Or set them free, whatever suits you.
Burn them with fire.
Turn off light, open window, hold torch out of said window and turn on torch.
They are actually sent from hell, attracted to fire/light and explode into dust, what more proof do you need?
I have a idea, buy a water-gun and some anti-moth spray, and put it in the water-gun and put on fortunate son and break down the room's door, while wearing Military fatigues and manically shout, "DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING VIETCONG!" and spray out the anti-moth spray from your watergun, while smoking a cigar.
Moths are harmless, plus they're cute (to an extent), in my opinion.
Why are you stressing yourself over a few moths flying about in your room, OP?
They are your new masters, obey and protect them.
It's only a matter of time until they shall reveal the light of salvation unto humanity.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32170000]Moths are harmless, plus they're cute (to an extent), in my opinion.
Why are you stressing yourself over a few moths flying about in your room, OP?[/QUOTE]
Some people have a phobia, of all insects, including me.
the phobia can range from a simple house-fly to a Horse-fly..
burn down your house
I have a bug zapper that I use on moths every time. It's so fucking entertaining.
spray axe on them then light them on fire
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Moths are lethal the US Millitary already have declared war on these
fiends but their skills prove to be better than the typical marine.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32170000]Moths are harmless, plus they're cute (to an extent), in my opinion.
Why are you stressing yourself over a few moths flying about in your room, OP?[/QUOTE]
They are allways flying into me and all I hear in that room is brrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzrzrzr then some suicdal moths coming at me like japanese kamikaze fighters.
[QUOTE=Elfy;32170347]They are allways flying into me and all I hear in that room is brrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzrzrzr then some suicdal moths coming at me like japanese kamikaze fighters.[/QUOTE]
In that case you should just try what Bombardier said.
I FUCKING HATE MOTHS. SO. MUCH.
I'll be minding my own business, doing what ever, then, A MOTHER FUCKING MOTH FLIES OUT FROM EAST BUMBLEFUCK AND HITS ME IN THE FACE. I've actually become scared of them, because I never know when the little fuckers are going to attack. They startle me every time.
Grab it with your hand and whisper to it "Please, I want to sleep, could you leave me alone for this night?"
:3
I don't really have any problem with months, I have a glass like lamp facing upwards, so when they fly into my room they automatically follow the light. Then they get trapped in the glass like shape and burn alive by the hot light bulb, this happens to any bugs that fly into my room except mosquitos.
I FUCKING HATE MOSQUITOS, I WISH THEY WOULD ALL DIE SO I CAN SLEEP EASILY.
Turn your light off, open your door and turn a light on outside of your room...they should leave and swarm the other area...worked for me.
Put some screens on your damn windows and they won't get in, in the first place...
Squish 'em
I'll send you my cat if you give me your address. She likes to eat them. Just give her a few hours to work, and she might just piss on your bed.
I actually like moths.
I hate moths so much, they ALWAYS have to fly into your face. Fuckers.
If I ever have some in my room, I turn the light off and open the door and leave the light on in a adjacent room, works everytime man.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32174590]Convert them to communism.[/QUOTE]
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Using a flamethrower is the only option.
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