I know I can't be the only one...
I just don't understand why anyone would ever want to have kids. Looking at it logically there are absolutely no pros to it. Your significant other blows up to the size of a beach ball and is sick/miserable/hormonal for almost a year. Holy shit count me out already. All of the baby loving freak shows spend forever berating you with the dumbest questions. After all that though you've got to drive to the hospital and she pops the thing out and it is UGLY. I can't understand how anyone can think infants/babies are cute...
It spends the first couple of years crying, shitting, eating, and sleeping. Making your life a living hell... You can't hang out with people, you can't sleep, and you can't have sex ; All because there's this monster crying for you to pay attention to it in the background every 5 minutes. Then once it starts aging - you've got to throw more money at it. Keep clothing it, feeding it, keeping it happy, buying it what it wants, and what do you get in return? Not a damn thing. It gets to it's teen years and it wants more. It wants a phone, a computer, a car, etc. Now why would anyone go through all that? I have not had one person claiming to have a good reason, give me one that makes sense. Please - humor me.
You're retarded
Babies are cute
This is an interesting choice for a first thread
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;16429160]You're retarded[/QUOTE]
I obviously can't stand up to your incredible arguing skills.
I don't like them. They cry too much. The fucking screeching blows out my fucking eardrums.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BABIES ON FUCKING PLANES MAKE ME RAGE
From what I hear, having kids is incredibly rewarding. Also, it's fucking instinct to reproduce.
Also, who's gonna take care of you when you're old and keep forgetting where you are?
I don't like them either.
Obvious troll is obvious.
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[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16429164]Babies are cute
This is an interesting choice for a first thread[/QUOTE]
First thread because there are some people I don't want finding this (on my usual name)
i just can't stand the whining
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16429173]GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BABIES ON FUCKING PLANES MAKE ME RAGE
From what I hear, having kids is incredibly rewarding. Also, it's fucking instinct to reproduce.
Also, who's gonna take care of you when you're old and keep forgetting where you are?[/QUOTE]
Don't really want to live long enough to be that dependent on anything... Also, why is it instinct if I don't want to do it?
How can you hate something so delicious?! :v:
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429200]Don't really want to live long enough to be that dependent on anything... Also, why is it instinct if I don't want to do it?[/QUOTE]
All living things have an urge to reproduce.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16429221]All living things have an urge to reproduce.[/QUOTE]
You're missing the point - I don't. I don't want to have kids. There are plenty of people who also do not want to...
Well, you're out of the gene pool.
Also - saying having kids is rewarding is too vague. Every time I get an answer from somebody it's that vague. Rewarding HOW?
Hate kids. Hate babies more.
"Aw, look at the baby!"
More like "Aw, look at the stinking, unintelligent, dribbling, vomiting gas bag that cries all the time and sucks up more money than my lawyer!"
Baby talk makes me want to rage hard. Every time I see a baby / hear anything about babies, my hate just grows for them...
[QUOTE=Kapn;16429153]I just don't understand why anyone would ever want to have kids. Looking at it logically there are absolutely no pros to it.[/QUOTE]
No pros? What about the continuation of the human race?
[QUOTE=Dridje;16429295]No pros? What about the continuation of the human race?[/QUOTE]
If that's your only reason then you do that..... To be honest I'm ok not having them.
"Ok, lets all hate babies and never have kids so our race will die out." But if no one had kids, we would die out. Like it or not, we need babies. Deal with it.
I don't like babies but I know they're a necessary evil, however, I hate shitty parents who let their kids run wild.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;16429315]"Ok, lets all hate babies and never have kids so our race will die out." But if no one had kids, we would die out. Like it or not, we need babies. Deal with it.[/QUOTE]
So you're admitting that the only reason anyone should have babies is because we have to in order to further the human race?
Like I said before - There's plenty of people who have a stupider reason for having kids (one I'm still trying to figure out) and that makes too much sense to be it.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16429221]All living things have an urge to reproduce.[/QUOTE]
what about us queeers
[QUOTE=Kilgannon;16429356]what about us queeers[/QUOTE]
I have an urge for taking it up the pooper.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16429372]I have an urge for taking it up the pooper.[/QUOTE]
what a cooincidence so do I
I used to hate babies, then I grew up.
I still don't like to hold or touch them, though.
[QUOTE=Kilgannon;16429386]what a cooincidence so do I[/QUOTE]
let's get a double-ended dildo
So I've still got no reason why anyone would have babies ( and furthering the human race is a bs reason, those ghetto whores on maury don't say "I want to have a baby because I'm making sure the human race lives on!")
You over exaggerated quite a bit. Yes, it's often believed that that's how it goes - Whiny, bitchy kid 24/7. It's not. It's also depending on how they're raised, too.
My nephew is about 19 months old, and, obviously, he does the baby things ALL babies do. Occasional complaining, eating, sleeping, and shitting. Everybody does it, actually. However, people usually leave out the other parts that spending time with a child is more than just taking care of it. Though they're only babies, they're still interesting and entertaining to play with and be around. Unless, of course, you're a hardcore bastard who has no interest in them. (I'm talking about people who have kids influence their lives daily, not somebody who barely knows anything about them.)
An easy way to think of it is; do your parents love you? I'm guessing yes. Ask them why, see what they respond with. Hell, THEY'VE gone through the ordeal, so they're the professionals in this topic.
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