• Chris chan curses his viewers
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[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EtMqijwZhs[/media]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he's turning into a witch holy shit
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bdHBoG2bLY[/media] Seriously though, I don't know how to feel about CWC anymore.
[QUOTE][B][I]I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!![/I][/B] THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!! Good Fucking Bye!!![/QUOTE] [URL]https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/[/URL] So, basically, Chris had a girlfriend, Jessica Quinn (who may or may not have been real, though she'd been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015). Chris registered a new account on KiwiFarms and [URL="https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/"]prompted a Q&A[/URL] where he collected questions, followed by a [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWyuL95_Ek0"]Q&A stream (50 mins)[/URL] which Quinn told him not to do. Quinn's Facebook account gets hacked and she breaks up with Chris, claiming that trolls from KiwiFarms were behind it and that it was his fault for them doing it. This, of course, has angered Chris, causing him to cancel any future Q&A's and cursing the entirety of KiwiFarms. This all happened just before they were supposed to meet up for the first time at a MLP party (for children).
[QUOTE=Fulsam;52756570]Seriously though, I don't know how to feel about CWC anymore.[/QUOTE] I mean after all that's he's been though. It's his fault for digging himself deeper from his hole that he's stuck with now. He's become a true witch now. Go wipe that curse away before it infests you because it really digs out on ya.
Oh god he's still wearing that fucking pendant.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;52756580][URL]https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/[/URL] So, basically, Chris had a girlfriend, Jessica Quinn (who may or may not have been real, though she'd been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015). Chris registered a new account on KiwiFarms and [URL="https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/"]prompted a Q&A[/URL] where he collected questions, followed by a [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWyuL95_Ek0"]Q&A stream (50 mins)[/URL] which Quinn told him not to do. Quinn's Facebook account gets hacked and she breaks up with Chris, claiming that trolls from KiwiFarms were behind it and that it was his fault for them doing it. This, of course, has angered Chris, causing him to cancel any future Q&A's and cursing the entirety of KiwiFarms. This all happened just before they were supposed to meet up for the first time at a MLP party (for children).[/QUOTE] I'm leaning towards fake because she had him making things like this [img]https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.pbrd.co%2Fimages%2FGNISB4I.png&hash=c9c278b09993689d92aa73b264539b78[/img]
I have to get all my voodoo gear out now, AAAAH this is going to take hours to decurse myself from such a powerful warlock.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;52756580][URL]https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/[/URL] So, basically, Chris had a girlfriend, Jessica Quinn (who may or may not have been real, though she'd been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015). Chris registered a new account on KiwiFarms and [URL="https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/"]prompted a Q&A[/URL] where he collected questions, followed by a [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWyuL95_Ek0"]Q&A stream (50 mins)[/URL] which Quinn told him not to do. Quinn's Facebook account gets hacked and she breaks up with Chris, claiming that trolls from KiwiFarms were behind it and that it was his fault for them doing it. This, of course, has angered Chris, causing him to cancel any future Q&A's and cursing the entirety of KiwiFarms. This all happened just before they were supposed to meet up for the first time at a MLP party (for children).[/QUOTE] She aint real
He still wearing the Sonichu medallion :v:
i can't believe im fucking cursed now omg my life is over [editline]7th October 2017[/editline] this isnt funny any more
[QUOTE=AaronM202;52756657]Oh god he's still wearing that fucking pendant.[/QUOTE] Plot twist: Chris Chan is actually a perfectly normal guy who has been completely taken over by the medallion, which is cursed by an evil autistic demon.
This is only tangentially related to the video, but seriously Chan, can't you get a bookshelf or something for all that shit in your room? I can't even tell where the wall ends and the floor begins.
get Geralt on this
If I were to plot the pitch of her voice against the time of the whole video, I would get a perfect parabola.
[QUOTE=GabrielWB;52757016]If I were to plot the pitch of her voice against the time of the whole video, I would get a perfect parabola.[/QUOTE] He's not really committed to his 'woman voice' usually. In longer videos it drops off after 30 seconds
Chris-chan proves yet again he has absolutely 0 self awareness, if he did have any he wouldn't be chris-chan, though that would be a good thing for him. [I]CURSED![/I] If I skipped through the video am I completely cursed or am I gonna be OK?
am i the only one that thinks the internet went out of its way to destroy chris's life when he really didn't do anything wrong other than think he had friends who made fun of him behind his back and sometimes straight to his face only for them to betray him, completely ruining his ability to trust another human being, online or offline? it was a hot funny meme for a little bit but it has run its course, it ran its course a long time ago when it was clear chris was losing himself. he's a different person now, literally. at least he thinks he is, which is evidence enough that something is obviously seriously wrong with him. he has probably been going through an identity crisis for the last 10 years because people wouldn't stop fucking with him. whether he's joking or he's just being a character is besides the point, nobody knows for sure. even if you thought it was still all just a character why would you want to watch someone get torn down to this point? it doesnt make any sense to me, tbh it sounds really cruel and sadistic but w/e edit yeah sure he could just "turn off the computer" and "not read any comments" but chris doesn't have anybody else...suggesting he turn away from having some kind of a social life on the internet would be condemning him to a life of solitude. that's not a life for anybody. and personally i applaud him for having gone this fucking long putting up with who knows what levels of bullshit from people, all just so he can keep talking to people who like sonic the hedgehog. that's true dedication. [editline]7th October 2017[/editline] just sayin, one of these days he's gonna off himself and people around the world are going to feel real fucking bad for themselves, or worse, [sp]he'll go ballistic and take a bunch of people with him[/sp]
[QUOTE=haloguy234;52757068]am i the only one that thinks the internet went out of its way to destroy chris's life when he really didn't do anything wrong other than think he had friends who made fun of him behind his back and sometimes straight to his face only for them to betray him, completely ruining his ability to trust another human being, online or offline? it was a hot funny meme for a little bit but it has run its course, it ran its course a long time ago when it was clear chris was losing himself. he's a different person now, literally. at least he thinks he is, which is evidence enough that something is obviously seriously wrong with him. he has probably been going through an identity crisis for the last 10 years because people wouldn't stop fucking with him. whether he's joking or he's just being a character is besides the point, nobody knows for sure. even if you thought it was still all just a character why would you want to watch someone get torn down to this point? it doesnt make any sense to me, tbh it sounds really cruel and sadistic but w/e edit yeah sure he could just "turn off the computer" and "not read any comments" but chris doesn't have anybody else...suggesting he turn away from having some kind of a social life on the internet would be condemning him to a life of solitude. that's not a life for anybody. and personally i applaud him for having gone this fucking long putting up with who knows what levels of bullshit from people, all just so he can keep talking to people who like sonic the hedgehog. that's true dedication. [editline]7th October 2017[/editline] just sayin, one of these days he's gonna off himself and people around the world are going to feel real fucking bad for themselves, or worse, [sp]he'll go ballistic and take a bunch of people with him[/sp][/QUOTE] He's been in trouble with various public places before the internet even knew about him. And even after they had, he got into his own trouble again without the internet's intervention. Just examples I found from a search: [quote]- On 11 September 2004, Chris was detained at Charlottesville Fashion Square for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in Sub-Episode 1. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. - On 20 July 2005, Chris was charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing at Target, as depicted in Sub-Episode 7 and Sub-Episode 8. After 2 hearings, prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished. 5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005. He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs. - From at least 2002 up until the summer of 2008, Chris hung out at the GAMe PLACe on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! TCGs. The shop hosted the Pokémon TCG League, where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store). After a long period of increasingly disruptive behavior, and repeated warnings from staff, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the managers, Michael Snyder, on 6 June 2008. After his permanent ban, Chris attempted several times to regain access to the store, to no avail thanks to Michael's insistence. Following the judgement after the 28 October 2011 incident (according to the manager: "Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it"), Chris was forced to keep away from Michael Snyder at all times, which by extension meant that he was permanently banned from the store by law after the judgement, up to its closing in June 2014.[/quote]
Just saying, normal autistic people don't act even remotely as badly as CC does his issue is waaaaay deeper than that
[QUOTE=J!NX;52757201]Just saying, normal autistic people don't act even remotely as badly as CC does his issue is waaaaay deeper than that[/QUOTE] His parents sabotaged his chance at a normal life during his early years when they refused to let him get proper treatment
[QUOTE=J!NX;52757201]Just saying, normal autistic people don't act even remotely as badly as CC does his issue is waaaaay deeper than that[/QUOTE] Part of the issue is that his parents enable his bad behavior.
The longest project by a very committed method actor, soon coming to a close... or so I wish. Just imagine it... getting into all that shit before anyone knew about him on the internet, getting his character in just the form he wants, and then bam... viral... carrying it on without breaking for like ten years.
Is he still harassing women on twitter by pretending to be teenage girls? Who happen to have usernames based on his own characters because he's unbelievably stupid?
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;52757249]Let's not also forget the the time he pepper-sprayed a GameStop employee after he was apparently caught vandalizing Sonic Boom merchandize.[/QUOTE] And it was over the character now having blue arms. :v:
[QUOTE=Robman8908;52757211]The longest project by a very committed method actor, soon coming to a close... or so I wish. Just imagine it... getting into all that shit before anyone knew about him on the internet, getting his character in just the form he wants, and then bam... viral... carrying it on without breaking for like ten years.[/QUOTE] His life is far too well documented for it to be a ruse. Like, this guy hasn't taken a single shit in his life that the internet doesn't know about at this point.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;52757366]His life is far too well documented for it to be a ruse. Like, this guy hasn't taken a single shit in his life that the internet doesn't know about at this point.[/QUOTE] At then same time it's been made more unsure because people like Jace Connors went above and beyond with their insanity. People said the same about him when he would still act the same in private servers but it still turned out to be acting. I do realize Jace wasn't documented from childhood though, so that's a major difference. I also don't think it's a ruse, but I'm just mentioning that similar was said about Jace.
Reminder that Chris used to run away from figures of authority casting curses at them like you'd pretend to throw a kamehameha
[QUOTE=Robman8908;52757211]The longest project by a very committed method actor, soon coming to a close... or so I wish. Just imagine it... getting into all that shit before anyone knew about him on the internet, getting his character in just the form he wants, and then bam... viral... carrying it on without breaking for like ten years.[/QUOTE] Chris isn't Andy Kaufman.
Now this is classic Chris Chan right here. Just need the striped sweater and glasses.
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